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244175  WTF: Never mix different types of alkaline batteries or this might happened to you!

244171  Dr Awkward: Life (very subtly) imitates art.

244173  Dr Awkward: Yeah, STFU Geoff!

244174  Dr Awkward: I'd alter this to "if she's pointing a gun..."

244105  Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244151  Demon Universe: Okay. *dives headfirst into LiteBrite.*

244152  Demon Universe: No, I want them to be healthy enough to live and unhealthy enough to keep coming back.

244170  Off Topic: Sounds to me like we've got a lot of perverted but bashful angels.

244163  Demon Universe: What did the house say to the dog?

244170  Demon Universe: Hey buddy, I know exactly who else is in the room during intercourse. The angels dont need to see what goes on anyway.

244167  dangerkeith3000: Oompah Loompah oompity dap. We are going to draw you a map!

244170  dangerkeith3000: What does this guy have against donkeys?

244167  raditzu: Autocad, pre alpha.

244106  Korrok: Korrok approves....

244162  Felicity: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way

244168  charlemagne: steady lads, stay in formation

244165  Felicity: There was this one wrestler in WCW that would descend from the rafters playing a piano

244170  charlemagne: baby take off your dress, yes yes yes, you can leave your hat on

244170  Yam: I like donkeys

244171  Shay: Twister?

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243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244105 Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

243956 Felicity: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF

244030 Felicity: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244150 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.



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 glenalec: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.
 glenalec: @cenecia - It's so after you've worn them you can re-pack them and sell them to perverts on the internet, of course!
 cenecia: I've always wondered why they do this for socks and underwear. There's gotta be a reason right?
 Mad Collager: @Yam Here's to much interesting utter vileness!
 Yurishiro: @Yam [narrows eyes] Touche...
 Yam: @Yurishiro if it wasnt utterly vile, it wouldnt be interesting.
 Yurishiro: @Yam Jesus Christ though man, too much detail!
 Yam: Related/gross: My job has been so hectic lately I had to start wearing that cornstarch antichafe stuff. Now I have to stop wearing it because its made my buttcrack smell like a ripe soft cheese (which upon typing, is s good euphemism for a butt)
 petepuma: if they're not fresh i don't want them
 VoR: Use it again for sandwiches .. oooh so so soft.
 a sedated moose: I hate it when my britches go bad before I even get to eat them.
Image 238354   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
541
 
 sparename: When your machine suddenly turns off - your motherboard has overheated 'cos the vent-holes are full of dog hair.. Tho I was surprised that my Daughter's Chromebook doesn't have any holes.. my old laptop warms the room
 Peter Pantsless: We've posted plenty of pictures of dogs on the Internet, so now we're posting pictures of the Internet on dogs
 VoR: @Christina I'm a real [good] boy.
 Christina: "I am not a table."
Image 238353   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
531
 
 glenalec: That's what e.coli said
 glenalec: Fight me, you long-ass bitch!
 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are
 addend: "We"?! Hey, one at a time.
 mexican: Same.
 dangerkeith3000: @Beef Supreme Everyone knows Uranus has the best fudge
 Yurishiro: My good sir, if that was true I think I would have noticed.
 Prostata: Dinosaurs? In uranus? (It's more likely than you think!)
 sparename: Party Cornhole
 Astanapan: It's probably not as big as advertised.
 VoR: eight miles per head! I'm all in!
 Beef Supreme: They have a fudge factory in Uranus, Missouri.
 Scoo: Rawr!
 Side Boob: That explains the bleeding.
Image 238352   03-20-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
712
 
 Mr Bleak: @VoR Our first was called "Microwave the cat in orange sauce" for just that reason.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Aisle three, beside the fragile ornaments.
 Whatever: Actually Im looking for Lord Deathpaws, Destroyer of Dreams and Vandalizer of Underwear Drawers.
 Not A Bot: Beef Twister YAY!!!
 Dr Awkward: @petepuma This is the type of name I change their name TO. I once had a chicken named professor Scrambles...
 petepuma: this is why you rename them after you adopt them
 VoR: Oh man, the thought of the vet having to call this..lol
 Ihminen: what about ol' professor jiggly #180488
 Side Boob: I'll take all three
 Christina: A good trio.
Image 238351   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
392
 
 addend: # What if God was one of us / Just a slob like one of us / Just a stranger on the bus #
 dangerkeith3000: Are you there god? It's me, Margaret.
 Yurishiro: Majestic af
 VoR: He might be ded
Image 238350   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
382
 
 Yam: Good ol Virginia JJ
 Science: It slipped through because it was too wet.
 a robot: Maybe J.J. works at the V.A.
 Yurishiro: Abrams
 Mad Collager: Well, technically, other stuff slips through that one.
 Ulillillia: Ecks dee
Image 238349   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
368
 
 ping: "I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers." -- Bob Monkhouse (and probably lots more people)
Image 238348   03-20-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
321
 
 Mad Collager: Screw up one more time, and it's curtains for you!
 Mr. Shine: "Wait, I don't have any kids . . . . ."
Image 238347   03-20-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
505
 
 glenalec: Big fun in Uranus!
 Not A Bot: Prepare a drawing of the friendly spaceship wearing a plastic raincoat and pointing to the image counter, with the macro text "500,000 get"
 dangerkeith3000: VA J J
 Dr Awkward: "Are you saying my ass looks long?" :(
 Yurishiro: Y Y
 VoR: Uh nope.
Image 238346   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
313
 
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 dobbiesdoogs: looking at this chart, our finances were doing great until i bought the computer
 Whatever: How else were you supposed to run Lotus 123 ?
 mexican: @petepuma I can't touch-type either, not perfectly. Sorry, not everyone is as good as you are with stuff.
 petepuma: why isn't he looking at the screen? does he not know how to type?
 VoR: @Yurishiro I'll wait for the green edition. I assume Apple I was grey.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Now with a single-core processor!
 barfolomew: Woman: oh, if only they'd make a computer that would help me do the dishes!
 Yurishiro: You can see it on the wall back there.
Image 238345   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
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