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258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

257365  Mr Bleak: @Whatever Please let me know which airline you use ... I wish to avoid it.

258426  grizzly: @jochenau it was DIC (deek)

258412  Yam: You know, I enjoy oral sex as much as the next guy

258429  savvoy: Truth in advertising

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258179 Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
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 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 dobbiesdoogs: looking at this chart, our finances were doing great until i bought the computer
 Whatever: How else were you supposed to run Lotus 123 ?
 mexican: @petepuma I can't touch-type either, not perfectly. Sorry, not everyone is as good as you are with stuff.
 petepuma: why isn't he looking at the screen? does he not know how to type?
 VoR: @Yurishiro I'll wait for the green edition. I assume Apple I was grey.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Now with a single-core processor!
 barfolomew: Woman: oh, if only they'd make a computer that would help me do the dishes!
 watwatwat: You can see it on the wall back there.
Image 238345   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
356
 
 mexican: @a sedated moose Neither does the cat.
 a sedated moose: I don't understand this.
 why the long face: Ladies and gentlemen, the cat stripes
Image 238344   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
612
 
 grizzly: Cheer up, pup!
Image 238343   03-20-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
564
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 238342   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
624
 
 Youll Cowards: @charlemagne Me too!
 hapi papi: we dance around the gravestones // and we drag the chains around // we clatter 'n clank 'n we chatter 'n skank // and when we get down it's into the ground
 Mad Collager: We're dying to get there!
 charlemagne: goth scout troupe 73 is looking for you
 Beef Supreme: Not right now. I have another three to four decades to live out of spite.
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload combo!
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro So are they!
 xylophone: Damn I'm late.
Image 238341   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
858
 
 mexican: This is unexpectedly kickass and I love it.
 VoR: ..from the institute
 Mad Collager: Believing in dinosaurs is easier for the Baltimore Orioles and the Toronto Blue Jays.
 Mr. Butt: Believe in me, you long ass bitch.
 itskando: Give him gurren laagaan glasses
 Side Boob: Mookie was always RAD in my book.
 icloud: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Mookie.
Image 238340   03-20-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
392
 
 VoR: but if you fail, they slap you for wasting good pizza
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Wait, there are people who eat only half a pizza regularly?!
 Side Boob: It's like thy are marketing to me directly!
Image 238339   03-20-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
750
 
 glowstick: Odd that he wears black gloves and a black onesie to his job at the office
 VoR: it was all a dream
 Ulillillia: Hobbes is hiding in his briefcase
 Teechur: No, Frazz is a janitor.
 chemical: Wanksy
 Unicorn: he aged well
 spydermon: Sad.
Image 238338   03-20-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
233
 
 thrilhouse: At a data entry job I had in the 1990s, someone gave this to me once (it was just a photocopy though)
 mexican: I want one.
 VoR: This is just a picture, It'll wait
 myrealname: Eh, I still need a triangular tuit and a square tuit first.
Image 238337   03-20-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
319
 
 Austin: who shrunk those poor old people?
 VoR: looking for the "help are heads are superglued together" channel
 Peter Pantsless: It's pretty big...I guess...
 charlemagne: so you do get smaller as you get older
 clueful: I bought my mom one of these as a joke (from the local dollar store about 10 years ago, not on Amazon, though).
Image 238336   03-20-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
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