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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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10. withak: 1615 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 jonz: Named after the greatest female voice actor
 illBilliam: You're my boy, Blu!
 a robot: The tiniest of mlems
 VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.
 Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.
 Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%
Image 238239   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
745
 
 doggggggie: Pirates would bang literally anything.
 Darmstadtium: 50 shades of green?
 mexican: @dangerkeith3000 Uh, no, sorry. It is not better than vore.
 FabricMan: @Sadbot Objection! According to your own evidence, EVERYONE has knocked up Shrek!
 Ulillillia: Frisky, are we?
 dangerkeith3000: Eh. It's better than vore.
 itskando: Timely
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Yes *points to several deviantart pages*
 Side Boob: I assume you can prove these scurrilous accusations?
Image 238238   03-19-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
881
 
 Jabberwikket: Puss is concerned about Shrek
Image 238237   03-19-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
730
 
 Mad Collager: Will have no trouble hacking his way out of the parachute harness.
 VoR: I own this now
Image 238236   03-19-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
156
 
 scribbs: @SpaceCow Wait..you had a Nice Knife that got lost...Nice Knife... @Knice :OOOO
 Prostata: or you might just be bleeding...
 antipatterns: ...or at least a red back
 VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol
 SpaceCow: I've managed to lose or have stolen any nicer knife I've ever purchased. The crap-tacular one I grabbed from a bucket of blades at a truckstop years ago will not disappear.
Image 238235   03-19-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
479
 
 fracking: I welcome our new over-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
 Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.
 Side Boob: The Upside Down is leaking again.
Image 238234   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
889
 
 karmakat: I LOVE YOU!
 Robespierre: "I smell MEAT!"
Image 238233   03-19-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
651
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wales: Green bin for "non recyclable", smaller green bin for food waste (goes to compost) plus an even smaller one for the kitchen, red for metal and recyclable plastics, dark blue for paper and card, light blue for glass. Grey bags can be bought for garden waste. What makes a plastic "recyclable"? Dunno. Hard stuff in there, soft in Green bin with the cat litter. There are rumours that another one is planned, but the committee can't agree on a colour, let alone what the fuck they want us to put in it. Do not annoy the Bin Police.
 Jorp Lulter: @glenalec Good point--I didnt notice the red lid at first. Here in Canada the entire can is green for lawn clippings, grey for garbage, and blue for recycling
 bag o bones: @Felicity - Assuming it is Australia, Red-top is general waste. (Yellow is recycle, green is green-waste).
 totaljihad: @glenalec White lawn clippings
 XLY: it aint easy being green
 itskando: @drtofu beat me to it : j
 drtofu: Oscar!
 SpaceCow: He's been trapped in that can for far too long. Someone get him a drain.
 bigASShobo: Interestingly, if you hear mainland Chinese talking about 'White Rubbish' they are not talking about Westerners, but polystyrene foam waste disposal issues.
 tiffany: White trash. (But cool idea, provided he keeps his bins clean!)
Image 238232   03-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
885
 
 Mr Bleak: Harry Potter! You've Got Mail!
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Hootenanny
 Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators
 BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!
 SpaceCow: For when the Potters order from Amazon.
 Robespierre: So, word on the street is that you're hiring employees who gives a hoot
 WTF: The owl traps must be full!
 Ulillillia: Nice hooters
Image 238231   03-19-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
566
 
 mexican: He could just put in a SD card, way easier than getting a new phone.
 Hyphae: Charge your phone, don't forget you've got an alarm set, go to sleep it's almost midnight, either delete some data or get a better phone, and don't forget that your friend is trying to message you
Image 238230   03-19-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
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