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258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

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 jonz: Named after the greatest female voice actor
 illBilliam: You're my boy, Blu!
 a robot: The tiniest of mlems
 VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.
 Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.
 Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%
Image 238239   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
745
 
 doggggggie: Pirates would bang literally anything.
 Darmstadtium: 50 shades of green?
 mexican: @dangerkeith3000 Uh, no, sorry. It is not better than vore.
 FabricMan: @Sadbot Objection! According to your own evidence, EVERYONE has knocked up Shrek!
 Ulillillia: Frisky, are we?
 dangerkeith3000: Eh. It's better than vore.
 itskando: Timely
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Yes *points to several deviantart pages*
 Side Boob: I assume you can prove these scurrilous accusations?
Image 238238   03-19-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
881
 
 Jabberwikket: Puss is concerned about Shrek
Image 238237   03-19-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
730
 
 Mad Collager: Will have no trouble hacking his way out of the parachute harness.
 VoR: I own this now
Image 238236   03-19-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
156
 
 scribbs: @SpaceCow Wait..you had a Nice Knife that got lost...Nice Knife... @Knice :OOOO
 Prostata: or you might just be bleeding...
 antipatterns: ...or at least a red back
 VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol
 SpaceCow: I've managed to lose or have stolen any nicer knife I've ever purchased. The crap-tacular one I grabbed from a bucket of blades at a truckstop years ago will not disappear.
Image 238235   03-19-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
479
 
 fracking: I welcome our new over-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
 Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.
 Side Boob: The Upside Down is leaking again.
Image 238234   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
889
 
 karmakat: I LOVE YOU!
 Robespierre: "I smell MEAT!"
Image 238233   03-19-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
651
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wales: Green bin for "non recyclable", smaller green bin for food waste (goes to compost) plus an even smaller one for the kitchen, red for metal and recyclable plastics, dark blue for paper and card, light blue for glass. Grey bags can be bought for garden waste. What makes a plastic "recyclable"? Dunno. Hard stuff in there, soft in Green bin with the cat litter. There are rumours that another one is planned, but the committee can't agree on a colour, let alone what the fuck they want us to put in it. Do not annoy the Bin Police.
 Jorp Lulter: @glenalec Good point--I didnt notice the red lid at first. Here in Canada the entire can is green for lawn clippings, grey for garbage, and blue for recycling
 bag o bones: @Felicity - Assuming it is Australia, Red-top is general waste. (Yellow is recycle, green is green-waste).
 totaljihad: @glenalec White lawn clippings
 XLY: it aint easy being green
 itskando: @drtofu beat me to it : j
 drtofu: Oscar!
 SpaceCow: He's been trapped in that can for far too long. Someone get him a drain.
 bigASShobo: Interestingly, if you hear mainland Chinese talking about 'White Rubbish' they are not talking about Westerners, but polystyrene foam waste disposal issues.
 tiffany: White trash. (But cool idea, provided he keeps his bins clean!)
Image 238232   03-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
885
 
 Mr Bleak: Harry Potter! You've Got Mail!
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Hootenanny
 Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators
 BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!
 SpaceCow: For when the Potters order from Amazon.
 Robespierre: So, word on the street is that you're hiring employees who gives a hoot
 WTF: The owl traps must be full!
 Ulillillia: Nice hooters
Image 238231   03-19-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
566
 
 mexican: He could just put in a SD card, way easier than getting a new phone.
 Hyphae: Charge your phone, don't forget you've got an alarm set, go to sleep it's almost midnight, either delete some data or get a better phone, and don't forget that your friend is trying to message you
Image 238230   03-19-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
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