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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
949
 
 TheTakeDown: what cd was Rad
 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down
 Life Whacker: @dangerkeith3000 - vibrations through the suit, so the speaker-direction wouldn't matter.
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 It's facing away from his helmet, it's clearly intended for others.
 VoR: Are taking it or adding it?
 DrinkMixMan: @BavidDowie I've never seen a mosque put a sign like this
 BavidDowie: Do the mosque next. I dare you.
 dangerkeith3000: How does that astronaut listen to a boombox in space and with his suit on?
 drhenry: @fink I like how you fink
 ping: Making the world a better place one letter at a tim.
 fink: And God said "Let there be butt stuff." And, lo, there was butt stuff. And it was good.
Image 238199   03-19-18   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
316
 
 Not A Bot: what a dickhead
 Side Boob: Pirates #8 for life!
 Magic Bullets: I rate 39
Image 238198   03-19-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
410
 
 Winterneuro: Start the plane, Jacques! Jacques, start the plane!!
 BavidDowie: But seriously; don't talk to me or my son.
 FabricMan: North Sentinel Island. One of the last uncontacted tribes on the planet
 electrode: drone fishing?
Image 238197   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
652
 
 NanananananananaCATMAN: @Christina *dumps*
 Christina: Must. Get. Nectar.
Image 238196   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
361
 
 WTF: I wish to not disclose... until after marriage.
 Nope: Ah yes, the 3 genders
 Commodore 64: Gender male, select one Canadian applicant: male/female, I wish to not disclose.
 SomeCanadian: I am.........THE SELECT ONE *web implosion*
Image 238195   03-19-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
536
 
 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful
 pisspig: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.
 Spazstatic: @glenalec Ooooh, that's what it is! I'm glad it's not my increased alcohol consumption and more sedentary lifestyle. *sips beer, starts up video game*
 sorghum: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).
 VoR: I'm dying right now
 Not A Bot: Or are the platforms too small for the train? Boom! Mind blown.
 bug: Woah, spoiler alert!
 Whatever: @Spazstatic That only works in Albuquerque and maybe Maralogo
 Dr Awkward: WEEEEEE!
 Sage: Rocks fall
 mexican: Memento Mori.
 Beef Supreme: 100 percent guarantee.
 Christina: This is OK.
 Spazstatic: Except for me. You know why? Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! My tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position!
 Mr. Whiskers: @ping For more exciting causes of death, its not a sequel
 ping: The sequel to 'Everybody Poops'.
 Lorm Bembo: Yay!
Image 238194   03-19-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
404
 
 Robespierre: In space, no once can hear you get sucked out into the void through a hole the diameter of a hair
 Spazstatic: I don't think those were jaw breakers, Double D.
 Otterman: Yowch, that's going to leave a mark.
 berlin: Everybody dies
Image 238193   03-19-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
961
 
 a robot: Those are just about the beaniest beans that ever beaned
 Christina: Why can't I vote Rad twice? I like kittens.
 Spazstatic: Jazz beans!
 crazyfingers: [Exploding beans intensify]
Image 238192   03-19-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
431
 
 Mr Bleak: $40 per poo? That's like, $800 a week. I could live on that ... after all, I wouldn't have to pay sewerage charges any more ...
 tib gubb: fecal transplants are a legit thing. kind of like an infusion of immune system. the theoretical effects are actually pretty profound.
 Teechur: @Yurishiro @Side Boob After I leave job #1 this afternoon, it's off to do job #2.
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob Deuce on the clock.
 lionstrong: @Side Boob get in line pal
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro I want to get paid $40 per poo.
 Beef Supreme: With all the probiotics I take, I might get paid to donate my superior poop.
 mexican: A friend of mine benefited from this, something about his gut not producing the proper bacteria? Anyway stool donation from a healthy person fixes that.
 Ulillillia: Shitty gift
 wolfpk: Everyone Dies
 zoso: What the hell there is a whole site and everything! openbiome.org/stool-donation/
Image 238191   03-19-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
332
 
 bug: *calls CPS*
 Mike Michael: Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
Image 238190   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
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