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258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

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258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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Score:
949
 
 TheTakeDown: what cd was Rad
 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down
 Life Whacker: @dangerkeith3000 - vibrations through the suit, so the speaker-direction wouldn't matter.
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 It's facing away from his helmet, it's clearly intended for others.
 VoR: Are taking it or adding it?
 DrinkMixMan: @BavidDowie I've never seen a mosque put a sign like this
 BavidDowie: Do the mosque next. I dare you.
 dangerkeith3000: How does that astronaut listen to a boombox in space and with his suit on?
 drhenry: @fink I like how you fink
 ping: Making the world a better place one letter at a tim.
 fink: And God said "Let there be butt stuff." And, lo, there was butt stuff. And it was good.
Image 238199   03-19-18   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
316
 
 Not A Bot: what a dickhead
 Side Boob: Pirates #8 for life!
 Magic Bullets: I rate 39
Image 238198   03-19-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
410
 
 Winterneuro: Start the plane, Jacques! Jacques, start the plane!!
 BavidDowie: But seriously; don't talk to me or my son.
 FabricMan: North Sentinel Island. One of the last uncontacted tribes on the planet
 ignatz: drone fishing?
Image 238197   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
652
 
 NanananananananaCATMAN: @Christina *dumps*
 Christina: Must. Get. Nectar.
Image 238196   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
361
 
 WTF: I wish to not disclose... until after marriage.
 Nope: Ah yes, the 3 genders
 Commodore 64: Gender male, select one Canadian applicant: male/female, I wish to not disclose.
 SomeCanadian: I am.........THE SELECT ONE *web implosion*
Image 238195   03-19-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
536
 
 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful
 pisspig: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.
 Spazstatic: @glenalec Ooooh, that's what it is! I'm glad it's not my increased alcohol consumption and more sedentary lifestyle. *sips beer, starts up video game*
 sorghum: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).
 VoR: I'm dying right now
 Not A Bot: Or are the platforms too small for the train? Boom! Mind blown.
 bug: Woah, spoiler alert!
 Whatever: @Spazstatic That only works in Albuquerque and maybe Maralogo
 Dr Awkward: WEEEEEE!
 Sage: Rocks fall
 mexican: Memento Mori.
 Beef Supreme: 100 percent guarantee.
 Christina: This is OK.
 Spazstatic: Except for me. You know why? Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! My tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position!
 Mr. Whiskers: @ping For more exciting causes of death, its not a sequel
 ping: The sequel to 'Everybody Poops'.
 Lorm Bembo: Yay!
Image 238194   03-19-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
404
 
 Robespierre: In space, no once can hear you get sucked out into the void through a hole the diameter of a hair
 Spazstatic: I don't think those were jaw breakers, Double D.
 Otterman: Yowch, that's going to leave a mark.
 berlin: Everybody dies
Image 238193   03-19-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
961
 
 a robot: Those are just about the beaniest beans that ever beaned
 Christina: Why can't I vote Rad twice? I like kittens.
 Spazstatic: Jazz beans!
 crazyfingers: [Exploding beans intensify]
Image 238192   03-19-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
431
 
 Mr Bleak: $40 per poo? That's like, $800 a week. I could live on that ... after all, I wouldn't have to pay sewerage charges any more ...
 tib gubb: fecal transplants are a legit thing. kind of like an infusion of immune system. the theoretical effects are actually pretty profound.
 Teechur: @Yurishiro @Side Boob After I leave job #1 this afternoon, it's off to do job #2.
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob Deuce on the clock.
 lionstrong: @Side Boob get in line pal
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro I want to get paid $40 per poo.
 Beef Supreme: With all the probiotics I take, I might get paid to donate my superior poop.
 mexican: A friend of mine benefited from this, something about his gut not producing the proper bacteria? Anyway stool donation from a healthy person fixes that.
 Ulillillia: Shitty gift
 wolfpk: Everyone Dies
 zoso: What the hell there is a whole site and everything! openbiome.org/stool-donation/
Image 238191   03-19-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
332
 
 bug: *calls CPS*
 Mike Michael: Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
Image 238190   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
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