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273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
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 Whatever: You may have won this time Picard, but Im going off to the big time playing Discord on My Little Pony while youre stuck in a wheelchair playing Professor X.
 tib gubb: "this 'viagra' is something else, let me tell ya"
 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley
 Greifer: i am looking for a shawn luck pikkard
 BavidDowie: Are you smuggling trilithium, or are you just happy to see me?
 WTF: He's delivering a package to Jean-Luc
 a robot: In the future it's all jumpsuits, all the time
 Slerzy: The male version is "moose knuckle"
 logan: Also Picard: "JESUS COVER YOURSELF"
 lolnotrly: Is this the opposite of cameltoe?
 Slug Wind: does this look like a q to you?
 electrode: "My eyes are up HERE, Captain."
Image 238173   03-19-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
388
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this....
 deeeeeeeez: This exists. Marine Room restaurant in La Jolla. And yes it's this gangster.
 Shay: I say dear, this is most intuitively fine.
 Captain Marsupial: The power, the fury of nature! And martinis!
Image 238172   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
493
 
 Mr Bleak: Humpty Trumpty built a Great Wall, Humpty Trumpty had a Great Fall. And all of his Whoresies and all of his Men, couldn't put government together again.
 Handyman: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!
 veryblue: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.
 Whatever: Behold my great and mighty Wall!
 dangerkeith3000: Oh no, Mr. Bill!
 Slerzy: Someone tell secret service the potus is yelling at passing cars again.
 Darmstadtium: Tie should be longer
 Capital: Ye olde trumpkin spice
 Teechur: #238139
 fumbduck: realdonaldtrump
Image 238171   03-19-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
871
 
 Mr Bleak: These are not the droids *I* am looking for.
 tib gubb: surely, this person isn't wasting their life
 Christina: Rebels' car.
 grizzly: Now this is pod racing!
 Dr Awkward: *pew pew pew*
 waffles: shut up and take my house
 Captain Marsupial: I don't care what goes on at those drag races. But you should still let the woke win.
Image 238170   03-19-18   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
654
 
 Christina: Helping your friends is important.
 Dr Awkward: Is that a snitch?
 Borkf: I, for one, welcome our doggo overlords.
Image 238169   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
401
 
 a robot: I prefer #230358
 Teechur: This is that "Service Peacock" someone tried to take on a flight, isn't it?
 logono: Ultimate baggage security.
Image 238168   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
219
 
 Not A Bot: For one eternal moment, I thought that was some new kind of horrifying spider.
 Teechur: That's not how you drink tea, Pac Man!
 Kaviri: You know, I really didn't think anything of this.
Image 238167   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
332
 
 SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.
 Whatever: Nope, Im not that courageous. Ill just go to the Donner Party buffet down the road
 WTF: They call it Fort Courage, because it takes all the courage you can muster to try Ortega's tacos.
 Captain Marsupial: That's-a mighty-a fine-a taco.
Image 238166   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
344
 
 Eleftheros: @Eleftheros @suckit if you want proof, the landlord was this old dude John who looked like he's done lots of peyote.
 jazzjunkie: Masking tape. Use it next time!
 Eleftheros: @suckit I know it's uncouth to comment on your own image, and even weirder that I might ask this, but this looks EXACTLY like my old apartment in SLC, Utah... Any chance?
 Teechur: @glenalec Circa 1997
 time is wastin: Internet Hole.
Image 238165   03-19-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
427
 
 tib gubb: "sorry, we're out of that... it's our policy to give you the deluxe model for the same cost, thugh."
 SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.
 dangerkeith3000: something something Napoleon Dynamite
 Captain Marsupial: Try karate.soccer.
 WaffleIron: #bloodsports (Whooo!)
Image 238164   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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