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258405  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258406  VeeKay: Obviously has toxoplasmosis.

258407  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258409  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258421  VeeKay: toxoplasmosis vector

258395  VeeKay: Sometimes I think that 70% of youse mother fuckers have toxoplasmosis.

258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
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 Whatever: You may have won this time Picard, but Im going off to the big time playing Discord on My Little Pony while youre stuck in a wheelchair playing Professor X.
 tib gubb: "this 'viagra' is something else, let me tell ya"
 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley
 Greifer: i am looking for a shawn luck pikkard
 BavidDowie: Are you smuggling trilithium, or are you just happy to see me?
 WTF: He's delivering a package to Jean-Luc
 a robot: In the future it's all jumpsuits, all the time
 Slerzy: The male version is "moose knuckle"
 logan: Also Picard: "JESUS COVER YOURSELF"
 lolnotrly: Is this the opposite of cameltoe?
 Slug Wind: does this look like a q to you?
 electrode: "My eyes are up HERE, Captain."
Image 238173   03-19-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
363
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this....
 deeeeeeeez: This exists. Marine Room restaurant in La Jolla. And yes it's this gangster.
 Shay: I say dear, this is most intuitively fine.
 Captain Marsupial: The power, the fury of nature! And martinis!
Image 238172   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
493
 
 Mr Bleak: Humpty Trumpty built a Great Wall, Humpty Trumpty had a Great Fall. And all of his Whoresies and all of his Men, couldn't put government together again.
 Handyman: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!
 veryblue: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.
 Whatever: Behold my great and mighty Wall!
 dangerkeith3000: Oh no, Mr. Bill!
 Slerzy: Someone tell secret service the potus is yelling at passing cars again.
 Darmstadtium: Tie should be longer
 Capital: Ye olde trumpkin spice
 Teechur: #238139
 fumbduck: realdonaldtrump
Image 238171   03-19-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
871
 
 Mr Bleak: These are not the droids *I* am looking for.
 tib gubb: surely, this person isn't wasting their life
 Christina: Rebels' car.
 grizzly: Now this is pod racing!
 Dr Awkward: *pew pew pew*
 waffles: shut up and take my house
 Captain Marsupial: I don't care what goes on at those drag races. But you should still let the woke win.
Image 238170   03-19-18   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
654
 
 Christina: Helping your friends is important.
 Dr Awkward: Is that a snitch?
 Borkf: I, for one, welcome our doggo overlords.
Image 238169   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
401
 
 a robot: I prefer #230358
 Teechur: This is that "Service Peacock" someone tried to take on a flight, isn't it?
 logono: Ultimate baggage security.
Image 238168   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
219
 
 Not A Bot: For one eternal moment, I thought that was some new kind of horrifying spider.
 Teechur: That's not how you drink tea, Pac Man!
 Kaviri: You know, I really didn't think anything of this.
Image 238167   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
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 SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.
 Whatever: Nope, Im not that courageous. Ill just go to the Donner Party buffet down the road
 WTF: They call it Fort Courage, because it takes all the courage you can muster to try Ortega's tacos.
 Captain Marsupial: That's-a mighty-a fine-a taco.
Image 238166   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
344
 
 Eleftheros: @Eleftheros @suckit if you want proof, the landlord was this old dude John who looked like he's done lots of peyote.
 jazzjunkie: Masking tape. Use it next time!
 Eleftheros: @suckit I know it's uncouth to comment on your own image, and even weirder that I might ask this, but this looks EXACTLY like my old apartment in SLC, Utah... Any chance?
 Teechur: @glenalec Circa 1997
 time is wastin: Internet Hole.
Image 238165   03-19-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
427
 
 tib gubb: "sorry, we're out of that... it's our policy to give you the deluxe model for the same cost, thugh."
 SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.
 dangerkeith3000: something something Napoleon Dynamite
 Captain Marsupial: Try karate.soccer.
 WaffleIron: #bloodsports (Whooo!)
Image 238164   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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