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268122  Dresdenkeogh: He does not abiden discontinuties.

268128  Side Boob: Four handfuls of adorable.

268126  Dresdenkeogh: I am also in PA

268130  Dresdenkeogh: Harvey Logan, attorney at claw

268129  Spazstatic: Not gonna lie; I laughed.

268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.



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Score:
415
 
 PushyWebsite: The spice must flow!
 lecj07: @a robot He had nothing to do with this.
 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...
 VeeKay: Not to be served without previous heimlich training.
 Not A Bot: of crse, the problem hen is how do you get rid of the demon rats? You dial up a ative American shaman and cal forth a spirit cat. the problem with that though, apart from the outrageous price gouging, is the extensve claw mark and ectoplasmic stains
 Robespierre: @Nope Nailed it
 a robot: I mean maybe if the drink itself was blue, like the ocean, this might be kind of ok. But tomato juice mixed with orange juice? And it's not even alcoholic to help you forget the terrifying banana creature? What the christ
 Muncharito Beanworld: I read that font as: "The Smug Dolphin"
 tib gubb: jesus christ
 Not A Bot: Beholder cat.
 Nope: Throw away
 Ulillillia: Dolphin for scale
Image 238085   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
290
 
 Hokie333: @Hokie333 edit: 421 bottles / 444.6 lbs. The rows look more like 10-9-10-9 instead of all 10s as I originally thought. Still a lot of mass to cool.
 Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)
 Dreforian: @Nope Jokes on you! They're ALL filled with vodka and Crystal Pepsi!
 antipatterns: They thirsty
 BavidDowie: I'm guessing convention center.
 VeeKay: Water you doing with your life?
 Nope: One of these things is not like the other, one if these things just doesn't belong.
 Derp Herpigan: This is the guy your algebra textbook warned you about.
 Ulillillia: How To Waste Plastic
 nathan: Well, that's one way to tackle ocean-level rise!
Image 238084   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
379
 
 Slerzy: @Jotun is it good?
 Slerzy: I guess the kids will buy food that uses the word "anal" in the name? Personally I'll pass, and I love got sauce.
 BavidDowie: Pica dos veces
 Shay: Is "Anal Angst" some sort of euphemism for "Anal Rape"?
 Scoo: Do you have anything a little less spicy? I'm going for more of an "anal ennui", if you know what I'm saying.
 carpwoman: Dropped a bottle of New Orleans hot sauce on the wood floor once. It stripped the varnish right off and I thought I'd die cleaning it up. Holy christ.
 Jotun: I actually have this hot sauce in my fridge.
 DrinkMixMan: You know, the conventional way to market things is to NOT focus on feces and intense discomfort
 barfolomew: What is it with hot sauce brands and asses?
Image 238083   03-18-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
557
 
 Not A Bot: my lesbianism was just reconfirmed
 VeeKay: Just eat it!
Image 238082   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
313
 
 SuedeOxford: Instructions unclear; recycled my penis.
 Hyphae: @Astanapan @glenalec ...and using one of their own phones with a really long extension, so you can be outside
 realjon: @Astanapan - it only works if you call from the car-park in front of the store.
 Astanapan: Do they actually suggest you call them instead of reading the instructions? If you can't figure out the diagrams I doubt verbal instructions over the phone would help you.
 Scoo: Translation: "it costs more to produce an additional parts bag sku than to use a preexisting one with a couple unneeded bits"
 Christina: Thanks, red line, I wouldn't see it without you.
 agger gater: Wait, what am I looking at here?
Image 238081   03-18-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
784
 
 Scoo: No, no, that's not a 5 ft squirrel. Your mom just drives a teeny tiny car.
 9mm: That's nutty!
 WTF: Thanks Monsanto!
Image 238080   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
149
 
 Ulillillia: Texas
 trelyate: a five foot squirrel?
 Scoo: Does Crutchfield sell 1.21 jiggawatt amps?
 Weather: It is amusing if you can read it.
Image 238079   03-18-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
810
 
 Slerzy: Handsome bois
Image 238078   03-18-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
557
 
 Teechur: @WTF You make that sound like a bad thing.
 WTF: If you ban guns only the criminals will have the guns to commit suicide.
 Scoo: The only thing that can stop a schizophrenic guy with a gun is the same schizophrenic guy with a gun
Image 238077   03-18-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
405
 
 well duh: @Ulillillia it's called "Joking Hazard", from the folks at Cyanide and Happiness.
 Nope: @Ulillillia Cards against humanity ruined card games for a while...
 Ulillillia: At first I was baffled why someone would print out a webcomic, and cut it into individual panels. Then I realized this is probably a card game. And am still baffled.
 Christina: Quit it all.
Image 238076   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
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