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257753  Sadbot: You are like baby, try 20 years ago

257759  piratepom: Ah shit. The entrance to Diagon Alley broke again.

257749  jochenau: Cookies are a problem, but they're not really the main problem in this case...

257751  charlemagne: you want more? but you don't understand stand the concept of birthdays, this is costing me too much

257759  SurfNTurf: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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Score:
415
 
 PushyWebsite: The spice must flow!
 lecj07: @a robot He had nothing to do with this.
 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...
 VeeKay: Not to be served without previous heimlich training.
 Not A Bot: of crse, the problem hen is how do you get rid of the demon rats? You dial up a ative American shaman and cal forth a spirit cat. the problem with that though, apart from the outrageous price gouging, is the extensve claw mark and ectoplasmic stains
 Robespierre: @Nope Nailed it
 a robot: I mean maybe if the drink itself was blue, like the ocean, this might be kind of ok. But tomato juice mixed with orange juice? And it's not even alcoholic to help you forget the terrifying banana creature? What the christ
 Muncharito Beanworld: I read that font as: "The Smug Dolphin"
 tib gubb: jesus christ
 Not A Bot: Beholder cat.
 Nope: Throw away
 Ulillillia: Dolphin for scale
Image 238085   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
290
 
 Hokie333: @Hokie333 edit: 421 bottles / 444.6 lbs. The rows look more like 10-9-10-9 instead of all 10s as I originally thought. Still a lot of mass to cool.
 Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)
 Dreforian: @Nope Jokes on you! They're ALL filled with vodka and Crystal Pepsi!
 antipatterns: They thirsty
 BavidDowie: I'm guessing convention center.
 VeeKay: Water you doing with your life?
 Nope: One of these things is not like the other, one if these things just doesn't belong.
 Derp Herpigan: This is the guy your algebra textbook warned you about.
 Ulillillia: How To Waste Plastic
 nathan: Well, that's one way to tackle ocean-level rise!
Image 238084   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
379
 
 Slerzy: @Jotun is it good?
 Slerzy: I guess the kids will buy food that uses the word "anal" in the name? Personally I'll pass, and I love got sauce.
 BavidDowie: Pica dos veces
 Shay: Is "Anal Angst" some sort of euphemism for "Anal Rape"?
 Scoo: Do you have anything a little less spicy? I'm going for more of an "anal ennui", if you know what I'm saying.
 carpwoman: Dropped a bottle of New Orleans hot sauce on the wood floor once. It stripped the varnish right off and I thought I'd die cleaning it up. Holy christ.
 Jotun: I actually have this hot sauce in my fridge.
 DrinkMixMan: You know, the conventional way to market things is to NOT focus on feces and intense discomfort
 barfolomew: What is it with hot sauce brands and asses?
Image 238083   03-18-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
532
 
 Not A Bot: my lesbianism was just reconfirmed
 VeeKay: Just eat it!
Image 238082   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
313
 
 SuedeOxford: Instructions unclear; recycled my penis.
 Hyphae: @Astanapan @glenalec ...and using one of their own phones with a really long extension, so you can be outside
 realjon: @Astanapan - it only works if you call from the car-park in front of the store.
 Astanapan: Do they actually suggest you call them instead of reading the instructions? If you can't figure out the diagrams I doubt verbal instructions over the phone would help you.
 Scoo: Translation: "it costs more to produce an additional parts bag sku than to use a preexisting one with a couple unneeded bits"
 Christina: Thanks, red line, I wouldn't see it without you.
 agger gater: Wait, what am I looking at here?
Image 238081   03-18-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
784
 
 Scoo: No, no, that's not a 5 ft squirrel. Your mom just drives a teeny tiny car.
 9mm: That's nutty!
 WTF: Thanks Monsanto!
Image 238080   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
149
 
 Ulillillia: Texas
 trelyate: a five foot squirrel?
 Scoo: Does Crutchfield sell 1.21 jiggawatt amps?
 Weather: It is amusing if you can read it.
Image 238079   03-18-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
783
 
 Slerzy: Handsome bois
Image 238078   03-18-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
557
 
 Teechur: @WTF You make that sound like a bad thing.
 WTF: If you ban guns only the criminals will have the guns to commit suicide.
 Scoo: The only thing that can stop a schizophrenic guy with a gun is the same schizophrenic guy with a gun
Image 238077   03-18-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
382
 
 well duh: @Ulillillia it's called "Joking Hazard", from the folks at Cyanide and Happiness.
 Nope: @Ulillillia Cards against humanity ruined card games for a while...
 Ulillillia: At first I was baffled why someone would print out a webcomic, and cut it into individual panels. Then I realized this is probably a card game. And am still baffled.
 Christina: Quit it all.
Image 238076   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
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