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243732  Hyphae: This didn't need the single text

243720  Warrax: I was expecting panel 3 to be... something else.

243698  E. HONDA: Sideshow Bob, I presume

243749  NoRagrets: This is how a dog would wear pants.

243748  Minnesotan: it is quite clear your antichrist is almost here

243747  Annoying Vegan : Thos beans!

243687  White Rice: @jazzjunkie but he IS in portrait mode. Landscape, mayhaps?

243748  Knice: If you think you should look like this, you should most definitely look like this.

243750  Knice: Me: *squints; cleans monitor*

243755  Knice: That's what she said.

243736  Knice: The Chamber of Creepshots.

243740  Knice: I prefer to celebrate Handuary.

243741  Knice: I hope this was part of a customer service survey response.

243742  Knice: Their own?

243745  Knice: It didn't make a strong case for Crossfit either.

243741  jochenau: Is this some kind of "The Secret" nonsense?

243741  Not A Bot: Your dog looks annoyed that you keep trying to get that perfect angle pic.

243727  Mr. Whiskers: Lol...AOL...amirite?

243741  tib gubb: sorry dude

243738  Sandor: He seems maladjusted

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243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243638 XLY: holy shit

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!



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Score:
415
 
 PushyWebsite: The spice must flow!
 lecj07: @a robot He had nothing to do with this.
 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...
 VeeKay: Not to be served without previous heimlich training.
 Not A Bot: of crse, the problem hen is how do you get rid of the demon rats? You dial up a ative American shaman and cal forth a spirit cat. the problem with that though, apart from the outrageous price gouging, is the extensve claw mark and ectoplasmic stains
 Robespierre: @Nope Nailed it
 a robot: I mean maybe if the drink itself was blue, like the ocean, this might be kind of ok. But tomato juice mixed with orange juice? And it's not even alcoholic to help you forget the terrifying banana creature? What the christ
 glenalec: I read that font as: "The Smug Dolphin"
 tib gubb: jesus christ
 Not A Bot: Beholder cat.
 Nope: Throw away
 Ulillillia: Dolphin for scale
Image 238085   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
290
 
 Hokie333: @Hokie333 edit: 421 bottles / 444.6 lbs. The rows look more like 10-9-10-9 instead of all 10s as I originally thought. Still a lot of mass to cool.
 Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)
 Dreforian: @Nope Jokes on you! They're ALL filled with vodka and Crystal Pepsi!
 antipatterns: They thirsty
 BavidDowie: I'm guessing convention center.
 VeeKay: Water you doing with your life?
 Nope: One of these things is not like the other, one if these things just doesn't belong.
 Derp Herpigan: This is the guy your algebra textbook warned you about.
 Ulillillia: How To Waste Plastic
 glenalec: Well, that's one way to tackle ocean-level rise!
Image 238084   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
379
 
 Slerzy: @Jotun is it good?
 Slerzy: I guess the kids will buy food that uses the word "anal" in the name? Personally I'll pass, and I love got sauce.
 BavidDowie: Pica dos veces
 Shay: Is "Anal Angst" some sort of euphemism for "Anal Rape"?
 Scoo: Do you have anything a little less spicy? I'm going for more of an "anal ennui", if you know what I'm saying.
 carpwoman: Dropped a bottle of New Orleans hot sauce on the wood floor once. It stripped the varnish right off and I thought I'd die cleaning it up. Holy christ.
 Jotun: I actually have this hot sauce in my fridge.
 DrinkMixMan: You know, the conventional way to market things is to NOT focus on feces and intense discomfort
 barfolomew: What is it with hot sauce brands and asses?
Image 238083   03-18-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
532
 
 Not A Bot: my lesbianism was just reconfirmed
 VeeKay: Just eat it!
Image 238082   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
313
 
 SuedeOxford: Instructions unclear; recycled my penis.
 Hyphae: @Astanapan @glenalec ...and using one of their own phones with a really long extension, so you can be outside
 glenalec: @Astanapan - it only works if you call from the car-park in front of the store.
 Astanapan: Do they actually suggest you call them instead of reading the instructions? If you can't figure out the diagrams I doubt verbal instructions over the phone would help you.
 Scoo: Translation: "it costs more to produce an additional parts bag sku than to use a preexisting one with a couple unneeded bits"
 Christina: Thanks, red line, I wouldn't see it without you.
 some guy : Wait, what am I looking at here?
Image 238081   03-18-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
784
 
 Scoo: No, no, that's not a 5 ft squirrel. Your mom just drives a teeny tiny car.
 some guy : That's nutty!
 WTF: Thanks Monsanto!
Image 238080   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
149
 
 Ulillillia: Texas
 trelyate: a five foot squirrel?
 Scoo: Does Crutchfield sell 1.21 jiggawatt amps?
 glenalec: It is amusing if you can read it.
Image 238079   03-18-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
735
 
 Slerzy: Handsome bois
Image 238078   03-18-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
557
 
 Teechur: @WTF You make that sound like a bad thing.
 WTF: If you ban guns only the criminals will have the guns to commit suicide.
 Scoo: The only thing that can stop a schizophrenic guy with a gun is the same schizophrenic guy with a gun
Image 238077   03-18-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
382
 
 well duh: @Ulillillia it's called "Joking Hazard", from the folks at Cyanide and Happiness.
 Nope: @Ulillillia Cards against humanity ruined card games for a while...
 Ulillillia: At first I was baffled why someone would print out a webcomic, and cut it into individual panels. Then I realized this is probably a card game. And am still baffled.
 Christina: Quit it all.
Image 238076   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
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