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243833  lecj07: Just realized I missed a chance. "Who runs barkertown?"

243833  lecj07: @wolfpk They share one name.

243839  lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.

243839  Warrax: Stoned and hammered.

243841  Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.

243841  lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.

243838  tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then

243781  Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!

243830  San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..

243796  Shay: Put me down you prick.

243836  ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.

243823  Not A Bot: Nuka Cola Quantum Ultra.

243810  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

243834  Shay: What's this rubbish?

243833  WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.

243813  Supermansbrother: @Warrax Yes.

243835  fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?

243793  wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.

243805  WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243802  wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

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243787 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243797 sparename: Luxury Stair Extensions

243638 XLY: holy shit

243778 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand

243802 wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243805 WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.



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Score:
379
 
 Slerzy: @Jotun is it good?
 Slerzy: I guess the kids will buy food that uses the word "anal" in the name? Personally I'll pass, and I love got sauce.
 BavidDowie: Pica dos veces
 Shay: Is "Anal Angst" some sort of euphemism for "Anal Rape"?
 Scoo: Do you have anything a little less spicy? I'm going for more of an "anal ennui", if you know what I'm saying.
 carpwoman: Dropped a bottle of New Orleans hot sauce on the wood floor once. It stripped the varnish right off and I thought I'd die cleaning it up. Holy christ.
 Jotun: I actually have this hot sauce in my fridge.
 DrinkMixMan: You know, the conventional way to market things is to NOT focus on feces and intense discomfort
 barfolomew: What is it with hot sauce brands and asses?
Image 238083   03-18-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
532
 
 Not A Bot: my lesbianism was just reconfirmed
 VeeKay: Just eat it!
Image 238082   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
313
 
 SuedeOxford: Instructions unclear; recycled my penis.
 Hyphae: @Astanapan @glenalec ...and using one of their own phones with a really long extension, so you can be outside
 glenalec: @Astanapan - it only works if you call from the car-park in front of the store.
 Astanapan: Do they actually suggest you call them instead of reading the instructions? If you can't figure out the diagrams I doubt verbal instructions over the phone would help you.
 Scoo: Translation: "it costs more to produce an additional parts bag sku than to use a preexisting one with a couple unneeded bits"
 Christina: Thanks, red line, I wouldn't see it without you.
 some guy : Wait, what am I looking at here?
Image 238081   03-18-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
784
 
 Scoo: No, no, that's not a 5 ft squirrel. Your mom just drives a teeny tiny car.
 some guy : That's nutty!
 WTF: Thanks Monsanto!
Image 238080   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
149
 
 Ulillillia: Texas
 trelyate: a five foot squirrel?
 Scoo: Does Crutchfield sell 1.21 jiggawatt amps?
 glenalec: It is amusing if you can read it.
Image 238079   03-18-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
735
 
 Slerzy: Handsome bois
Image 238078   03-18-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
557
 
 Teechur: @WTF You make that sound like a bad thing.
 WTF: If you ban guns only the criminals will have the guns to commit suicide.
 Scoo: The only thing that can stop a schizophrenic guy with a gun is the same schizophrenic guy with a gun
Image 238077   03-18-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
382
 
 well duh: @Ulillillia it's called "Joking Hazard", from the folks at Cyanide and Happiness.
 Nope: @Ulillillia Cards against humanity ruined card games for a while...
 Ulillillia: At first I was baffled why someone would print out a webcomic, and cut it into individual panels. Then I realized this is probably a card game. And am still baffled.
 Christina: Quit it all.
Image 238076   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
1024
 
 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.
 Teechur: *Wampanoag
 glenalec: @a robot - Esperanto has some annoying flaws. IDO addresses some of them.
 Christina: @VoR No, it would be boring. With every language comes a new way to see the world.
 Whatever: But thats not the Cherokee alphabet youre using bub.
 Scoo: Heck no, that's waaaay too hard to learn
 grizzly: @VoR it's love. Or math or something.
 BavidDowie: Wado. Bitch.
 a robot: @VoR Too bad Esperanto never took off
 VoR: It'd be nice if there was one language for the world
 fumbduck: no u
Image 238075   03-18-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
329
 
 Felicity: Hey! Look! The Dungeons & Dragons ride!
 Scoo: The scary part is getting shit out the other side!
 grizzly: Yomp.
Image 238074   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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