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258421  VeeKay: toxoplasmosis vector

258395  VeeKay: Sometimes I think that 70% of youse mother fuckers have toxoplasmosis.

258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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 Christina: A side quest awaits you.
 NashtasticVoyage: New IWW mascot is looking good.
 BavidDowie: And he was transfigured before them.
 Not A Bot: "I hate Professor Who" she confessed. "I'm terrible at memorizing all these damn time puns..."
 sad face: Super sayan cat
 Mad Collager: The Vampire Lestatic
 tina: No one can restrain the Capellan power cat!
 square44: this has me sneezing from all the way across the internet
 Whatever: Beware the furry of the Atomic Kitten!
 well duh: Kitty has reached critical mass.
 barfolomew: "I hate winter."
Image 238048   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
425
 
 zoe: IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!
 Paint Chips: BOOBIES
 ThoughtlessGentleman: roe, roe, roe your hey wait a minute.
 Nope: The work of Balloon designer Jihan Zencirli, also known as "Geronimo," displayed for Melbourne Design Week 2018 in Melbourne, Australia, on March 14, 2018
Image 238047   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
340
 
 Captain Marsupial: They said that I should go to rehab.
 Not A Bot: AUGH!! SOMEONE STAB IT WITH A SQUIRREL!!
 Whatever: Nene are the local name for Hawaiian geese - Haleakala is the name of a very pretty volcano on the eastern side of Maui.
 Ulillillia: Salad? I say Nene
 Lantry: may i feed the whip?
Image 238046   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
312
 
 sorghum: I recall a scifi short story where the mugger carried a wireless card machine because so few people had cash on them.
 Christina: Cards welcome.
 FabricMan: $10 minimum
Image 238045   03-18-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
513
 
 Shay: See kids, this is how you take a golden shower.
 Watch Out: Feel the burn!
 Nope: I steal these from The Atlantic: the week in pictures - It's great, check it out.
 Whatever: Safety glasses optional
 Nope: Lin Xiwei, a 36-years-old shoemaker from Putian, dressed as a local deity, performs the "eating flowers" ritual in Xiaohu, Baitang, in China's Fujian province, on March 8, 2018. Working themselves into a trance, bare-chested men in eastern China lean into incandescent fountains of sparks to cleanse themselves of evil spirits and ensure a fortuitous new year. The spectacular scene takes place annually in villages such as Xiaohu in coastal Fujian province, which is home to an array of colorful centuries-old Lunar New Year rites linked to ancient customs and local gods
Image 238044   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
589
 
 San DoDo: That tongue tho.. *shivers*
 barfolomew: This is so much worse than the feet thing. And I'm CERTAIN it's a sex thing.
Image 238043   03-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
631
 
 Captain Marsupial: To bed, bath, a and beyond!
 Whatever: But arent sharks and giraffes natural enemies?
 Kess: I WANT THIS
 Shay: I'd like to imagine Geoffrey the Giraffe of Toys 'R Us seeks vengeance against Amazon in this picture.
 Dr Awkward: Shut up and take my money
Image 238042   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
764
 
 Ironass: I'm only half listening to you.
 Himesama: Love those heavy paws
 Christina: A nice pupper is always nice.
Image 238041   03-18-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
490
 
 Shay: *Blanc
 Mad Collager: After a near-fatal car crash, Mel Blank was in a coma for weeks. He awoke when one of his doctors talked in Bugs Bunny's voice.
 WTF: According to Dave Thomas, in the 1980s Mel got $10K per hour for his voice work.
 Festis: mel blank was such a cool and weird dude
 Dr Awkward: Momma Mia!
 Kaviri: No respect.
Image 238040   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
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 Kaviri: From my perspective, I'm outside and the rest of the world is behind glass. Hashtag woke.
 Christina: "Life is barely bearable."
 Shay: 1. What 2. The 3. Fuck 4. Dude
Image 238039   03-18-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
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