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258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

257365  Mr Bleak: @Whatever Please let me know which airline you use ... I wish to avoid it.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...
 betamax: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(
 Back Door Dan: I'll take the B-hole.
 BavidDowie: And the green grass grows all around
 ThoughtlessGentleman: knowing is half the battle........ now burn then out.
 Captain Marsupial: The real reason Rand Paul & his neighbor got in a fight.
 Sadbot: Settle down, rich people. You're all a-holes
 barfolomew: No, that's a house
 tib gubb: that's kind of a victory... i guess?
 FabricMan: There's a responsible landowner. You wouldn't want to step in that hole and twist your ankle
 AlexDeLarge: There was A HOLE here; it's gone now
 Robespierre: I count two, myself
Image 238038   03-18-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
446
 
 bug: You're skiing the wrong way.
 Kaviri: SkiFree.
 barfolomew: Press F to go faster.
 VeeKay: I played this on PS4 but never could beat it.
 Nope: Skiers compete on March 14, 2018, during the first stage of the 33rd edition of the Pierra Menta ski mountaineering competition at Areches-Beaufort in Beaufort, Savoie, France.
 sandwiches: Mountain: "Ah!! Bugs crawling up my leg!! Get them off!!" [avalanche]
Image 238037   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
366
 
 Kaviri: Jesus christ
 Scoo: I prefer the swingin' tropical sounds of PaRtY CaNnOn
Image 238036   03-18-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
781
 
 BavidDowie: All a man can doot is smile back
 Whatever: Hi ho Binky!
 Kaviri: Fabuloso fridays.
 Albo Grungus: Is your girlfriend anorexic?
 Scoo: Dootger Zone!
Image 238035   03-18-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
274
 
 E. HONDA: in case of stairways use fire
 Kaviri: This is fine.
 tib gubb: alert others - sound like "woop woop"
 Scoo: Please pass flames on the right
 bug: Make sure you descend via the *stairway* to Hell, not the *elevator* to Hell. (Also acceptable travel: highway)
 morakdais: [grabs stairs and hits the flames]
 ignatz: Run directly towards the flames
Image 238034   03-18-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
508
 
 Side Boob: Who farted?
 not i spy: Like ships... that passsss in the kniiiiiiight.
 Captain Marsupial: If Porco Rosso was a sailor.
 Shay: We're gonna need a smaller boat.
 Captain Marsupial: If Porco Rosso was a sailor.
 bug: Final Fantasy airships are real.
 ignatz: Guests probably all middle-managers, marketing executives, telephone sanitizers , sales assistants and telemarketers etc
Image 238033   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
338
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Haha radical, practical eugenics is fancifully hilarious.
 celtic: What if I am the weird friend relative?
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew You mean the guy from the hit American sitcom, Cheers? That's specific.
 barfolomew: Only normies allowed.
 Christina: Don't let them procreate.
 Captain Marsupial: I won't have anyone left...
Image 238032   03-18-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
807
 
 RiderFan: A country who's healthcare system is so good that people who are depressed can call for dog delivery?
 Kaviri: Half of that guys leg is missing, and all anyone can focus on is three dog night over here.
 Shay: Please neuter your weird friends.
 carpwoman: Dogs in an ambulance?
 Christina: "We are waiting, hoomin."
Image 238031   03-18-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
661
 
 Stephen Milkmus: The air is always greener...
 Christina: @mexican 11 out of every 12 people in this planet are unable to speak Spanish.
 mexican: @Christina You mean not everyone speaks Spanish?
 Dr Awkward: I'm more interested in how they figure out a Tecate stand in the middle of the border. Bravo.
 Captain Marsupial: Trump: "I will build a volleyball net, and make Mexico pay for the color correction."
 Christina: They needed to show that the scenes wher were in Mexico. How else would they do that? Having people speaking Spanish? Nobody likes subtitles.
Image 238030   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
133
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"
 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Cunning! I forget that fancy new cars have tire pressure sensors. Also a mechanic friend once showed me what a valve stem removal tool is. He may have made justified use of it outside of the shop once...
 hosehorse: Why does his arrow point the wrong way?? We all know he will pass on the right most of the time.
 Hokie333: @Sadbot I generally prefer poking the sidewalls with a pin. He'll be constantly annoyed by tire pressure warnings until he gets them fixed or he burns up the treads by driving on low pressure.
 Kaviri: The owner of the vehicle had to remind himself to never get behind the wheel.
 Fiveninety: this is that guy who drives really aggressively, passes you like five times, then when you get off the interstate, he's behind you at the first red light because he wound up sitting on the lines and waiting at the exit.. then he tailgates you for a few miles and eventually passes.. then he slows down to 10 under, then stomps on his brakes and makes a left without signaling
 carpwoman: The up arrow doesn't work here I guess.
 carpwoman: Fuck you -----
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Slashing these tires is illegal, but helps keep the local community safer.
 Robespierre: Bite me. Fun fact: The more expensive/powerful the automobile, the worse the diver. Fun fact #2: "Maganda", in Filipino, means "beautiful"
 Christina: Maganda rhymes with Wakanda.
 fumbduck: To the douchemobile!
Image 238029   03-18-18   Uploaded by    east bay
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