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244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

244371  a sedated moose: @Yurishiro eh, fair enough.

244469  Slerzy: So is the tide pod the art, or the casual existential angst of generation z?

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"
 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Cunning! I forget that fancy new cars have tire pressure sensors. Also a mechanic friend once showed me what a valve stem removal tool is. He may have made justified use of it outside of the shop once...
 some guy : Why does his arrow point the wrong way?? We all know he will pass on the right most of the time.
 Hokie333: @Sadbot I generally prefer poking the sidewalls with a pin. He'll be constantly annoyed by tire pressure warnings until he gets them fixed or he burns up the treads by driving on low pressure.
 Kaviri: The owner of the vehicle had to remind himself to never get behind the wheel.
 Fiveninety: this is that guy who drives really aggressively, passes you like five times, then when you get off the interstate, he's behind you at the first red light because he wound up sitting on the lines and waiting at the exit.. then he tailgates you for a few miles and eventually passes.. then he slows down to 10 under, then stomps on his brakes and makes a left without signaling
 carpwoman: The up arrow doesn't work here I guess.
 carpwoman: Fuck you -----
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Slashing these tires is illegal, but helps keep the local community safer.
 Robespierre: Bite me. Fun fact: The more expensive/powerful the automobile, the worse the diver. Fun fact #2: "Maganda", in Filipino, means "beautiful"
 Christina: Maganda rhymes with Wakanda.
 fumbduck: To the douchemobile!
Image 238029   03-18-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
292
 
 Captain Marsupial: @Christina you haven't seen what I put in my burritos.
 Robespierre: Apply libtardily
 Scoo: Or don't, I'm a label not a cop
 Christina: So, throw its content on the garbage can?
 FabricMan: The ol' Spicy Baby!
Image 238028   03-18-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
1198
 
 Captain Marsupial: Sings, " people let me tell you 'bout my best friend."
 Christina: Showing his beautiful person.
Image 238027   03-18-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
755
 
 a robot: @Scoo "Don't even think about touching Willy." Good advice.
 Robespierre: Dreams of unbridled power
 tib gubb: *dad jokes intensify*
 Shay: You're not my mom Mr. Marriot hotel!
 Scoo: Lousy Smarch weather!
 Christina: The thought police will be after you.
Image 238026   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
958
 
 Whatever: This explains a bit about Conservative thinking
 Yurishiro: @jochenau I know right? And what's wrong in purposely breeding dogs with twisted legs, flattened faces who snore all the time, can't breathe correctly and have a ton of health problems!!
 funny in the wall: Wow, spaceship doling our legitimate wisdoms morsels
 ignatz: product of memeful via 9gag
 jochenau: Perhaps "purposeful" is a better adjective than "intelligent", in this case...
 Christina: Enough said.
Image 238025   03-18-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
190
 
 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.
 carpwoman: Oh, come on.
 XLY: lucky guy
 Yurishiro: What the fuck is this real?
 Not A Bot: Still less nonsensical than colours for terrorism.
 Robespierre: Said he wasn't into butting heads...
 tib gubb: you got your ingrown nails, then you got this. yikes.
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
 raditzu: product of evolution... yet not so intelligent design
 Greifer: EVOLUTION!
 glenalec: Sad :-(
Image 238024   03-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
86
 
 tib gubb: @Mr. Shine it's a man/machine hybrid, supposedly immortal. transhumanism is a very real modern topic
 Shay: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT
 Mr. Shine: Idgi
Image 238023   03-18-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
513
 
 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.
 trelyate: he will only hump your leg with your consent
 carpwoman: So does my cat. Get over yourself.
 Yurishiro: "I need this sign because I cant flip you off when I disobey."
 tib gubb: more accurately - "I obey when someone tells me No."
 Shay: Did someone tell you to go to rehab?
 Christina: @barfolomew You need to be trained like that dog.
 Greifer: whot?
 tib gubb: *ahem* I believe it's spelled "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 barfolomew: @Christina I didn't understand that.
 Christina: No.
Image 238022   03-18-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
178
 
 Dreforian: @a robot It says right on there "Weird enough to make friendship flyers" under "Positive traits". I'd totally be that guy's friend if I knew what friends were, probably.
 a robot: Did this dude put the sign up himself or did his friends do it? I can't decide which is sadder.
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia @Scoo that's what friendly spaceships are for.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Can confirm
 Shay: I'll consider if you buy my drinks at the bar.
 itskando: I would set him up with Nathan for You
 Scoo: Studies have shown that it's very difficult for adult men to form new friendships
Image 238021   03-18-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
281
 
 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.
 UltraBeverly: @Mr. Shine And friendly too. Eat dolphins instead, they are the rapists of the sea, but nooooooo everyone love flipper.
 funny in the wall: @yoshiro @scoo octopi puts a Latin suffix on a Greek word. Its either octopuses or octopodes if you want be pedantic
 Yurishiro: @Scoo are you trying to tell us that it's octopi and not octopuses?
 Captain Marsupial: @Mr. Shine I've recently come to the same conclusion about 1st graders.
 funny in the wall: They are! Im making a warm octopus salad as I write this @Scoo
 Scoo: Those WF smoked octopi are actually super delicious
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine they should be sent back to their home planet. along with those monstrous jellyfish
 Christina: If that an octopus made to look like bread or some bread made to look like an octopus?
 funny in the wall: I generally agree, given that theyre adorable and generally taste like rubber. But, sometimes, theyre amazingly good; like this one. Ill name it mr shine in advance of eating the rest of it@Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: We really need to stop eating octopi. I've recently come to the realization that they are too intelligent to be food.
Image 238020   03-18-18   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
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