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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Crulm Albungo: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"
 Trerm Drumungo: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.
 Varb Flumongo: @Hokie333 Cunning! I forget that fancy new cars have tire pressure sensors. Also a mechanic friend once showed me what a valve stem removal tool is. He may have made justified use of it outside of the shop once...
 Trewn Rempongo: Why does his arrow point the wrong way?? We all know he will pass on the right most of the time.
 Flople Plomple: @Sadbot I generally prefer poking the sidewalls with a pin. He'll be constantly annoyed by tire pressure warnings until he gets them fixed or he burns up the treads by driving on low pressure.
 Gang Dampumple: The owner of the vehicle had to remind himself to never get behind the wheel.
 Thumpo Rempungus: this is that guy who drives really aggressively, passes you like five times, then when you get off the interstate, he's behind you at the first red light because he wound up sitting on the lines and waiting at the exit.. then he tailgates you for a few miles and eventually passes.. then he slows down to 10 under, then stomps on his brakes and makes a left without signaling
 Bompo Plupert: The up arrow doesn't work here I guess.
 Pamp Plungus: Fuck you -----
 Fraple Plemumple: @Robespierre Slashing these tires is illegal, but helps keep the local community safer.
 Flerm Albongo: Bite me. Fun fact: The more expensive/powerful the automobile, the worse the diver. Fun fact #2: "Maganda", in Filipino, means "beautiful"
 Froft Plemuble: Maganda rhymes with Wakanda.
 Lirb Grungo: To the douchemobile!
Image 238029   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Crimpo Flopert
 Hift Plungus: @Christina you haven't seen what I put in my burritos.
 Virt Plongo: Apply libtardily
 Thurbo Flombies: Or don't, I'm a label not a cop
 Bolm Gropert: So, throw its content on the garbage can?
 Thilm Cremoble: The ol' Spicy Baby!
Image 238028   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Helm Dampomple
 Jung Plemumple: Sings, " people let me tell you 'bout my best friend."
 Miple Morpungo: Showing his beautiful person.
Image 238027   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Rilm Flungus
 Daple Drumungus: @Scoo "Don't even think about touching Willy." Good advice.
 Flompo Brumple: Dreams of unbridled power
 Jamp Grunombies: *dad jokes intensify*
 Flamp Brungus: You're not my mom Mr. Marriot hotel!
 Rong Drumupert: Lousy Smarch weather!
 Jomp Morpongo: The thought police will be after you.
Image 238026   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Flomp Dampungo
 Frift Rempumple: This explains a bit about Conservative thinking
 Jango Cremopert: @jochenau I know right? And what's wrong in purposely breeding dogs with twisted legs, flattened faces who snore all the time, can't breathe correctly and have a ton of health problems!!
 Hirm Grombies: Wow, spaceship doling our legitimate wisdoms morsels
 Harbo Brumbies: product of memeful via 9gag
 Gert Dampungus: Perhaps "purposeful" is a better adjective than "intelligent", in this case...
 Trild Morpombies: Enough said.
Image 238025   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Garb Grunongo
 Mompo Flongo: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.
 Crengo Drumomple: Oh, come on.
 Flurt Grunongo: lucky guy
 Trorbo Grunongo: What the fuck is this real?
 Goft Bruble: Still less nonsensical than colours for terrorism.
 Jing Grumple: Said he wasn't into butting heads...
 Peple Grungus: you got your ingrown nails, then you got this. yikes.
 Fruwn Morpuble: Username/upload combo!
 Berm Rempombies: product of evolution... yet not so intelligent design
 Meng Morpungus: EVOLUTION!
 Morm Grunoble: Sad :-(
Image 238024   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Cromp Brumbies
 Bump Plemombies: @Mr. Shine it's a man/machine hybrid, supposedly immortal. transhumanism is a very real modern topic
 Jorm Rempumple: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT
 Hown Grunongo: Idgi
Image 238023   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Bing Morpungus
 Veng Brumbies: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.
 Durb Morpomple: he will only hump your leg with your consent
 Vuple Albuble: So does my cat. Get over yourself.
 Fruft Flumombies: "I need this sign because I cant flip you off when I disobey."
 Crold Grunumple: more accurately - "I obey when someone tells me No."
 Crempo Dampoble: Did someone tell you to go to rehab?
 Jilm Plungo: @barfolomew You need to be trained like that dog.
 Pople Rempomple: whot?
 Pang Albomple: *ahem* I believe it's spelled "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 Fluld Rempungo: @Christina I didn't understand that.
 Frelm Morpomple: No.
Image 238022   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Ralm Dampuble
 Freple Brungo: @a robot It says right on there "Weird enough to make friendship flyers" under "Positive traits". I'd totally be that guy's friend if I knew what friends were, probably.
 Truft Flumongus: Did this dude put the sign up himself or did his friends do it? I can't decide which is sadder.
 Pumpo Grongo: @Ulillillia @Scoo that's what friendly spaceships are for.
 Trerbo Albungus: @Scoo Can confirm
 Vuld Plemungus: I'll consider if you buy my drinks at the bar.
 Crimpo Brupert: I would set him up with Nathan for You
 Dempo Cremongus: Studies have shown that it's very difficult for adult men to form new friendships
Image 238021   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Dort Horpopert
 Murb Bruble: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.
 Rerbo Horpopert: @Mr. Shine And friendly too. Eat dolphins instead, they are the rapists of the sea, but nooooooo everyone love flipper.
 Pirt Rempongus: @yoshiro @scoo octopi puts a Latin suffix on a Greek word. Its either octopuses or octopodes if you want be pedantic
 Hald Horpoble: @Scoo are you trying to tell us that it's octopi and not octopuses?
 Roft Broble: @Mr. Shine I've recently come to the same conclusion about 1st graders.
 Jewn Morpupert: They are! Im making a warm octopus salad as I write this @Scoo
 Rump Flungus: Those WF smoked octopi are actually super delicious
 Geft Gropert: @Mr. Shine they should be sent back to their home planet. along with those monstrous jellyfish
 Lirm Brungo: If that an octopus made to look like bread or some bread made to look like an octopus?
 Gaft Flopert: I generally agree, given that theyre adorable and generally taste like rubber. But, sometimes, theyre amazingly good; like this one. Ill name it mr shine in advance of eating the rest of it@Mr. Shine
 Dongo Morpupert: We really need to stop eating octopi. I've recently come to the realization that they are too intelligent to be food.
Image 238020   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Domp Plombies
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