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258405  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258406  VeeKay: Obviously has toxoplasmosis.

258407  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258409  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258421  VeeKay: toxoplasmosis vector

258395  VeeKay: Sometimes I think that 70% of youse mother fuckers have toxoplasmosis.

258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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1221
 
 Captain Marsupial: Sings, " people let me tell you 'bout my best friend."
 Christina: Showing his beautiful person.
Image 238027   03-18-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
755
 
 a robot: @Scoo "Don't even think about touching Willy." Good advice.
 Robespierre: Dreams of unbridled power
 tib gubb: *dad jokes intensify*
 Shay: You're not my mom Mr. Marriot hotel!
 Scoo: Lousy Smarch weather!
 Christina: The thought police will be after you.
Image 238026   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
986
 
 Whatever: This explains a bit about Conservative thinking
 Social Vegan: @jochenau I know right? And what's wrong in purposely breeding dogs with twisted legs, flattened faces who snore all the time, can't breathe correctly and have a ton of health problems!!
 funny in the wall: Wow, spaceship doling our legitimate wisdoms morsels
 ignatz: product of memeful via 9gag
 jochenau: Perhaps "purposeful" is a better adjective than "intelligent", in this case...
 Christina: Enough said.
Image 238025   03-18-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
190
 
 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.
 carpwoman: Oh, come on.
 XLY: lucky guy
 lolnotrly: What the fuck is this real?
 Not A Bot: Still less nonsensical than colours for terrorism.
 Robespierre: Said he wasn't into butting heads...
 tib gubb: you got your ingrown nails, then you got this. yikes.
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
 raditzu: product of evolution... yet not so intelligent design
 Greifer: EVOLUTION!
 champeen: Sad :-(
Image 238024   03-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
86
 
 tib gubb: @Mr. Shine it's a man/machine hybrid, supposedly immortal. transhumanism is a very real modern topic
 Shay: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT
 Mr. Shine: Idgi
Image 238023   03-18-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
513
 
 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.
 trelyate: he will only hump your leg with your consent
 carpwoman: So does my cat. Get over yourself.
 usernamee: "I need this sign because I cant flip you off when I disobey."
 tib gubb: more accurately - "I obey when someone tells me No."
 Shay: Did someone tell you to go to rehab?
 Christina: @barfolomew You need to be trained like that dog.
 Greifer: whot?
 tib gubb: *ahem* I believe it's spelled "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 barfolomew: @Christina I didn't understand that.
 Christina: No.
Image 238022   03-18-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
178
 
 Dreforian: @a robot It says right on there "Weird enough to make friendship flyers" under "Positive traits". I'd totally be that guy's friend if I knew what friends were, probably.
 a robot: Did this dude put the sign up himself or did his friends do it? I can't decide which is sadder.
 bigbison: @Ulillillia @Scoo that's what friendly spaceships are for.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Can confirm
 Shay: I'll consider if you buy my drinks at the bar.
 itskando: I would set him up with Nathan for You
 Scoo: Studies have shown that it's very difficult for adult men to form new friendships
Image 238021   03-18-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.
 UltraBeverly: @Mr. Shine And friendly too. Eat dolphins instead, they are the rapists of the sea, but nooooooo everyone love flipper.
 funny in the wall: @yoshiro @scoo octopi puts a Latin suffix on a Greek word. Its either octopuses or octopodes if you want be pedantic
 afroking: @Scoo are you trying to tell us that it's octopi and not octopuses?
 Captain Marsupial: @Mr. Shine I've recently come to the same conclusion about 1st graders.
 funny in the wall: They are! Im making a warm octopus salad as I write this @Scoo
 Scoo: Those WF smoked octopi are actually super delicious
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine they should be sent back to their home planet. along with those monstrous jellyfish
 Christina: If that an octopus made to look like bread or some bread made to look like an octopus?
 funny in the wall: I generally agree, given that theyre adorable and generally taste like rubber. But, sometimes, theyre amazingly good; like this one. Ill name it mr shine in advance of eating the rest of it@Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: We really need to stop eating octopi. I've recently come to the realization that they are too intelligent to be food.
Image 238020   03-18-18   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
Score:
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 Kaviri: Nabie F. Fect
 abrahamx: @piranharama I hate that jerk
 piranharama: Wheres the yellow guy that trips him from the crowd and displays an ad placard?
 fumbduck: Sometimes some ahole reloads and he has to start over.
Image 238019   03-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
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 lionstrong: That is a nice corgi, tho.
 Kaviri: Pembroke or Cardigan?
 Annoying Vegan : The Derp is vital.
 Christina: Thanks for the drawing lesson.
Image 238018   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
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