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272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.
 carpwoman: Oh, come on.
 XLY: lucky guy
 lolnotrly: What the fuck is this real?
 Not A Bot: Still less nonsensical than colours for terrorism.
 Robespierre: Said he wasn't into butting heads...
 tib gubb: you got your ingrown nails, then you got this. yikes.
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
 raditzu: product of evolution... yet not so intelligent design
 Greifer: EVOLUTION!
 champeen: Sad :-(
Image 238024   03-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
86
 
 tib gubb: @Mr. Shine it's a man/machine hybrid, supposedly immortal. transhumanism is a very real modern topic
 Shay: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT
 Mr. Shine: Idgi
Image 238023   03-18-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
513
 
 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.
 trelyate: he will only hump your leg with your consent
 carpwoman: So does my cat. Get over yourself.
 usernamee: "I need this sign because I cant flip you off when I disobey."
 tib gubb: more accurately - "I obey when someone tells me No."
 Shay: Did someone tell you to go to rehab?
 Christina: @barfolomew You need to be trained like that dog.
 Greifer: whot?
 tib gubb: *ahem* I believe it's spelled "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 barfolomew: @Christina I didn't understand that.
 Christina: No.
Image 238022   03-18-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
178
 
 Dreforian: @a robot It says right on there "Weird enough to make friendship flyers" under "Positive traits". I'd totally be that guy's friend if I knew what friends were, probably.
 a robot: Did this dude put the sign up himself or did his friends do it? I can't decide which is sadder.
 bigbison: @Ulillillia @Scoo that's what friendly spaceships are for.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Can confirm
 Shay: I'll consider if you buy my drinks at the bar.
 itskando: I would set him up with Nathan for You
 Scoo: Studies have shown that it's very difficult for adult men to form new friendships
Image 238021   03-18-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
281
 
 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.
 UltraBeverly: @Mr. Shine And friendly too. Eat dolphins instead, they are the rapists of the sea, but nooooooo everyone love flipper.
 funny in the wall: @yoshiro @scoo octopi puts a Latin suffix on a Greek word. Its either octopuses or octopodes if you want be pedantic
 afroking: @Scoo are you trying to tell us that it's octopi and not octopuses?
 Captain Marsupial: @Mr. Shine I've recently come to the same conclusion about 1st graders.
 funny in the wall: They are! Im making a warm octopus salad as I write this @Scoo
 Scoo: Those WF smoked octopi are actually super delicious
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine they should be sent back to their home planet. along with those monstrous jellyfish
 Christina: If that an octopus made to look like bread or some bread made to look like an octopus?
 funny in the wall: I generally agree, given that theyre adorable and generally taste like rubber. But, sometimes, theyre amazingly good; like this one. Ill name it mr shine in advance of eating the rest of it@Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: We really need to stop eating octopi. I've recently come to the realization that they are too intelligent to be food.
Image 238020   03-18-18   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
Score:
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 Kaviri: Nabie F. Fect
 abrahamx: @piranharama I hate that jerk
 piranharama: Wheres the yellow guy that trips him from the crowd and displays an ad placard?
 fumbduck: Sometimes some ahole reloads and he has to start over.
Image 238019   03-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
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 lionstrong: That is a nice corgi, tho.
 Kaviri: Pembroke or Cardigan?
 Annoying Vegan : The Derp is vital.
 Christina: Thanks for the drawing lesson.
Image 238018   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
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 lecj07: @Annoying Vegan It's not. That clearly is the account of a T-rex.
 Annoying Vegan : Please dont hack into @a robot s Amazon account.
 Robespierre: You're really grasping here, Mr Amazon
 Christina: Hand-picked hands.
Image 238017   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
594
 
 Snow Plow: @Yurishiro same here!
 sandwiches: I mustache you for water
Image 238016   03-18-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
337
 
 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish
 Kaviri: Umelts Fsteel Cbeams
 Darmstadtium: United Friendly Coalition
 Captain Marsupial: Unintended Flying Cat
 Smorlacks: Unlimited Free Champagne
 fumbduck: Unstable fire cat
 Scoo: Trailer-trash Brawling League?
 El hefe: Caligula approves
 Christina: Universal flammable cupcake.
 Teechur: Unwarranted Foul Comment
 Mr. Shine: Unintelligible Flippant Conversation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i prefer mine with venereal disease. and children fighting.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Urethra Flambe Cocktail
 Side Boob: Unbelievably Fluffy Cat
 Never AFK: United fappers club
Image 238015   03-18-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
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