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243750  Knice: Me: *squints; cleans monitor*

243755  Knice: That's what she said.

243736  Knice: The Chamber of Creepshots.

243740  Knice: I prefer to celebrate Handuary.

243741  Knice: I hope this was part of a customer service survey response.

243742  Knice: Their own?

243745  Knice: It didn't make a strong case for Crossfit either.

243741  jochenau: Is this some kind of "The Secret" nonsense?

243741  Not A Bot: Your dog looks annoyed that you keep trying to get that perfect angle pic.

243727  Mr. Whiskers: Lol...AOL...amirite?

243741  tib gubb: sorry dude

243738  Sandor: He seems maladjusted

243736  barfolomew: Of these, I only sit next to Hagrid.

243682  funny in the wall: Its seventh grade math, not quite something that should signify high level of calculation, as the picture seems to imply@jochenau

243705  Korrok: Probably.

243728  WannaBee: So it*s saying she*s bad in bed?

243722  Annoying Vegan : Excellent username/upload harmony.

243708  Not A Bot: I am protected.

243732  barfolomew: What?

243727  Annoying Vegan : Theres no way Jennifer420 isnt already taken.

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2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Felicity
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9. Christina
10. Teechur



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243638 XLY: holy shit

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243472 Gomi Day: i want pink robot's shirt. i want it desperately.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.



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Mr. Shine uploaded 243231 (1033 points)
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Yurishiro uploaded 243477 (1009 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243230 (1000 points)
bubbles uploaded 243447 (995 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 243256 (986 points)
sorghum uploaded 243336 (985 points)
gulpeg uploaded 243339 (972 points)
AceOfSpades uploaded 243367 (966 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 3094 points
 7. Mexico: 3014 points
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 9. meh: 2639 points
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11. ChubbyBuddy: 2369 points
12. saluted: 1923 points
13. Brain: 1896 points
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Score:
513
 
 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.
 trelyate: he will only hump your leg with your consent
 carpwoman: So does my cat. Get over yourself.
 Yurishiro: "I need this sign because I cant flip you off when I disobey."
 tib gubb: more accurately - "I obey when someone tells me No."
 Shay: Did someone tell you to go to rehab?
 Christina: @barfolomew You need to be trained like that dog.
 Greifer: whot?
 tib gubb: *ahem* I believe it's spelled "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 barfolomew: @Christina I didn't understand that.
 Christina: No.
Image 238022   03-18-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
178
 
 Dreforian: @a robot It says right on there "Weird enough to make friendship flyers" under "Positive traits". I'd totally be that guy's friend if I knew what friends were, probably.
 a robot: Did this dude put the sign up himself or did his friends do it? I can't decide which is sadder.
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia @Scoo that's what friendly spaceships are for.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Can confirm
 Shay: I'll consider if you buy my drinks at the bar.
 itskando: I would set him up with Nathan for You
 Scoo: Studies have shown that it's very difficult for adult men to form new friendships
Image 238021   03-18-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
281
 
 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.
 UltraBeverly: @Mr. Shine And friendly too. Eat dolphins instead, they are the rapists of the sea, but nooooooo everyone love flipper.
 funny in the wall: @yoshiro @scoo octopi puts a Latin suffix on a Greek word. Its either octopuses or octopodes if you want be pedantic
 Yurishiro: @Scoo are you trying to tell us that it's octopi and not octopuses?
 Captain Marsupial: @Mr. Shine I've recently come to the same conclusion about 1st graders.
 funny in the wall: They are! Im making a warm octopus salad as I write this @Scoo
 Scoo: Those WF smoked octopi are actually super delicious
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine they should be sent back to their home planet. along with those monstrous jellyfish
 Christina: If that an octopus made to look like bread or some bread made to look like an octopus?
 funny in the wall: I generally agree, given that theyre adorable and generally taste like rubber. But, sometimes, theyre amazingly good; like this one. Ill name it mr shine in advance of eating the rest of it@Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: We really need to stop eating octopi. I've recently come to the realization that they are too intelligent to be food.
Image 238020   03-18-18   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
Score:
548
 
 Kaviri: Nabie F. Fect
 Yurishiro: @piranharama I hate that jerk
 piranharama: Wheres the yellow guy that trips him from the crowd and displays an ad placard?
 fumbduck: Sometimes some ahole reloads and he has to start over.
Image 238019   03-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
833
 
 glenalec: That is a nice corgi, tho.
 Kaviri: Pembroke or Cardigan?
 Annoying Vegan : The Derp is vital.
 Christina: Thanks for the drawing lesson.
Image 238018   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
459
 
 lecj07: @Annoying Vegan It's not. That clearly is the account of a T-rex.
 Annoying Vegan : Please dont hack into @a robot s Amazon account.
 Robespierre: You're really grasping here, Mr Amazon
 Christina: Hand-picked hands.
Image 238017   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
570
 
 Snow Plow: @Yurishiro same here!
 Yurishiro: I mustache you for water
Image 238016   03-18-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
337
 
 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish
 Kaviri: Umelts Fsteel Cbeams
 Darmstadtium: United Friendly Coalition
 Captain Marsupial: Unintended Flying Cat
 ignatz: Unlimited Free Champagne
 fumbduck: Unstable fire cat
 Scoo: Trailer-trash Brawling League?
 El hefe: Caligula approves
 Christina: Universal flammable cupcake.
 Teechur: Unwarranted Foul Comment
 Mr. Shine: Unintelligible Flippant Conversation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i prefer mine with venereal disease. and children fighting.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Urethra Flambe Cocktail
 Side Boob: Unbelievably Fluffy Cat
 Yurishiro: United fappers club
Image 238015   03-18-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
843
 
 glenalec: Smoke alarms save naps.
 Whatever: Luckily the mattress was fireproof
 Greifer: this is fine
 tib gubb: same, you could imagine my disappointment. i only gave it one star because i couldn't give it zero.
 FabricMan: @Side Boob It was the skag
 Side Boob: Couldn't have been the bottle of Jack Daniels before bed.
Image 238014   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
522
 
 glenalec: I slept through it.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Not A Bot: Russian capsule hotel
 Captain Marsupial: I'd be more scared of an army where these were being played, vs. bagpipes.
 Robespierre: Now, if there were 76 of them...
 Scoo: Fire in the hole!
 Greifer: Looks fine to me
 FabricMan: I almost died
 Mr. Shine: As a trumpet player, hell yes!
 mexican: Death Trombone
Image 238013   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Jak
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