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244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

244371  a sedated moose: @Yurishiro eh, fair enough.

244469  Slerzy: So is the tide pod the art, or the casual existential angst of generation z?

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Score:
337
 
 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish
 Kaviri: Umelts Fsteel Cbeams
 Darmstadtium: United Friendly Coalition
 Captain Marsupial: Unintended Flying Cat
 ignatz: Unlimited Free Champagne
 fumbduck: Unstable fire cat
 Scoo: Trailer-trash Brawling League?
 El hefe: Caligula approves
 Christina: Universal flammable cupcake.
 Teechur: Unwarranted Foul Comment
 Mr. Shine: Unintelligible Flippant Conversation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i prefer mine with venereal disease. and children fighting.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Urethra Flambe Cocktail
 Side Boob: Unbelievably Fluffy Cat
 Yurishiro: United fappers club
Image 238015   03-18-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
843
 
 glenalec: Smoke alarms save naps.
 Whatever: Luckily the mattress was fireproof
 Greifer: this is fine
 tib gubb: same, you could imagine my disappointment. i only gave it one star because i couldn't give it zero.
 FabricMan: @Side Boob It was the skag
 Side Boob: Couldn't have been the bottle of Jack Daniels before bed.
Image 238014   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
522
 
 glenalec: I slept through it.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Not A Bot: Russian capsule hotel
 Captain Marsupial: I'd be more scared of an army where these were being played, vs. bagpipes.
 Robespierre: Now, if there were 76 of them...
 Scoo: Fire in the hole!
 Greifer: Looks fine to me
 FabricMan: I almost died
 Mr. Shine: As a trumpet player, hell yes!
 mexican: Death Trombone
Image 238013   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
444
 
 Uncle Phil: Beauty of penisland
 Volwen: To be fair, the instructions were unclear.
 WTF: Instructions unclear... saw weirdo's naked butt.
Image 238012   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
459
 
 ping: @vape station I can't help wishing that you'd posted this before I redrew the NASA logo (#235834). I could easily have snuck a friendly rocket-ship in somewhere. :)
 Captain Marsupial: Visual reaction to episode where Dr. Who meets Vincent Van Gogh
 Yurishiro: icwutudidthere
 ping: Looks friendly.
Image 238011   03-18-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
728
 
 Magic Bullets: Its a joke @Not A Bot
 Kaviri: Old blue eyes.
 Not A Bot: Where is the Correctional Camp?
 El hefe: White barker
 Teechur: I'd like to apply for the position of "Good Boy" please.
 karmakat: SO CUTE!!!
Image 238010   03-18-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
381
 
 Robespierre: Cats LOVE it!
 Yurishiro: Hm'yes, this will do marvelously for my Cambridge estate.
Image 238009   03-18-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
601
 
 Whatever: The trick is to shank the little buggers with sharp candy canes before they stab you with their needles
 XLY: so is this a battle royale or more of a 1v1 elimination style tournament
 Robespierre: More like Christmas Bizarre & Crap Show
 Yurishiro: Children with diabetes are assholes.
 Jabberwikket: Well, that is pretty bizzare & crafty
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless that's how he chooses his "elves"
 funny in the wall: i bet i'd win.
 Peter Pantsless: And Santa Clause is okay with this? Was it his idea!?
Image 238008   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
448
 
 Whatever: Also, forgot to put the dog out.
 funny in the wall: it's 430 in the am and this will be badded into oblivion by morning, i'm sure. so, i get to air my many grievances. this is the lazy type of humor that is similar to claiming that the libertarians feed the slaves because liberty was a word used by both the 19th century republicans and the current batch of post-baby-boomer-failoffspring. also, my wife is asleep and rather than playing divinity, i'm doing this.
Image 238007   03-18-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
632
 
 kazzy94: Same tbh
 Fiveninety: you should shave your legs and wear a g-string.. i mean, that's what works for me
 Teechur: Username/Upload harmony
 Yurishiro: I guess you are also against underwear
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless i mean if hiding one's nipples counts as a shirt on the female end of the spectrum, i'd like to be able to stop wearing pants on the count of the foreskin
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless :)
 Peter Pantsless: I hear you fam
Image 238006   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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