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268844  Whatever: Thank goodness he used the lumber jerk photo showing him holding a woodie

268807  Urn BooUrn: @lecj07 Yeah, sexual innuendo wasn't something invented a few decades ago. Just ask Shakespeare.

268846  MrBoffo: "The Life Aquatic" remake looks uninspiring.

268846  Whatever: Lets hear it for climate change

268842  WTF: "I only haaave eyeeees... fooooor yooooouuu!"

268836  WannaBee: @KingTrebek I used google to search the site. I typed 'site:friendly spaceship.com tail' then I just went through the images until I found it.

268829  charlemagne: break some off

268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

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268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Score:
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 Robespierre: Cats LOVE it!
 charmander: Hm'yes, this will do marvelously for my Cambridge estate.
Image 238009   03-18-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
601
 
 Whatever: The trick is to shank the little buggers with sharp candy canes before they stab you with their needles
 XLY: so is this a battle royale or more of a 1v1 elimination style tournament
 Robespierre: More like Christmas Bizarre & Crap Show
 BaconCake: Children with diabetes are assholes.
 Jabberwikket: Well, that is pretty bizzare & crafty
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless that's how he chooses his "elves"
 funny in the wall: i bet i'd win.
 Peter Pantsless: And Santa Clause is okay with this? Was it his idea!?
Image 238008   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
448
 
 Whatever: Also, forgot to put the dog out.
 funny in the wall: it's 430 in the am and this will be badded into oblivion by morning, i'm sure. so, i get to air my many grievances. this is the lazy type of humor that is similar to claiming that the libertarians feed the slaves because liberty was a word used by both the 19th century republicans and the current batch of post-baby-boomer-failoffspring. also, my wife is asleep and rather than playing divinity, i'm doing this.
Image 238007   03-18-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
656
 
 kazzy94: Same tbh
 Fiveninety: you should shave your legs and wear a g-string.. i mean, that's what works for me
 Teechur: Username/Upload harmony
 Semaphore: I guess you are also against underwear
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless i mean if hiding one's nipples counts as a shirt on the female end of the spectrum, i'd like to be able to stop wearing pants on the count of the foreskin
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless :)
 Peter Pantsless: I hear you fam
Image 238006   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
484
 
 VeeKay: Fight me you coward
 Robespierre: All REAL Aggro-Gators know what this resembles.
 Mad Collager: Peppedour
 Christina: Cashew-peppers.
 Mr. Shine: Co-peppers?
Image 238005   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
323
 
 Mr Bleak: I know people like that.
 BavidDowie: same
 Whatever: Good to know that they have finally made library paste an official food group
 Robespierre: Clap Hands, for Hormel ... oh, never mind...
 Scoo: I'm guessing this is just Xanthan gum?
 piranharama: My dancing name
 Mr. Shine: This is SAD.
 funny in the wall: i've got to change nectar stores.
Image 238004   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: I didn't know you were supposed to rinse between the shampoo and conditioner! The rest is familiar.
 Scoo: You'd be happier if you used the "conditioner minute" to rub one out real quick
 Side Boob: ..Repeat
 funny in the wall: back when I was a college professor, I would frequently have to rock back and forth in a fetal position while in the shower. I wonder how many of my students are dead now.
Image 238003   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
728
 
 Kaviri: Target sighted.
 Captain Marsupial: Thanos: Hey hot stuff!
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Esquelito!
 itskando: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Christina: Death is our savior.
 El hefe: That's Dracula from Castlevania 2
 addend: "C'mon, loser. Life's over."
 Amy Housewine: And lo, he proclaimeth unto the brief mortals: CATS ARE NICE
 Festis: that's my babe my. babe.
 hosehorse: ...Rinse.
Image 238002   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
274
 
 Robespierre: Damndest communion wafer I ever done seen
 Skaalar: Yeah, I remember receiving for the first time, too.
 nuke em: Doughnut has been doing its kegels.
Image 238001   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
233
 
 funny in the wall: silly spaceguy, free market is best when it's in oligarchy form
Image 238000   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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