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268543  Shay: @Mr. Whiskers Goldfinger.

268563  Shay: Dangit Bobbitus.

268574  Shay: *pffffffffOMP*

268578  Shay: Knife party!

268586  Shay: Today's weirdo item

268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

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Score:
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 Whatever: Also, forgot to put the dog out.
 funny in the wall: it's 430 in the am and this will be badded into oblivion by morning, i'm sure. so, i get to air my many grievances. this is the lazy type of humor that is similar to claiming that the libertarians feed the slaves because liberty was a word used by both the 19th century republicans and the current batch of post-baby-boomer-failoffspring. also, my wife is asleep and rather than playing divinity, i'm doing this.
Image 238007   03-18-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
656
 
 kazzy94: Same tbh
 Fiveninety: you should shave your legs and wear a g-string.. i mean, that's what works for me
 Teechur: Username/Upload harmony
 Semaphore: I guess you are also against underwear
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless i mean if hiding one's nipples counts as a shirt on the female end of the spectrum, i'd like to be able to stop wearing pants on the count of the foreskin
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless :)
 Peter Pantsless: I hear you fam
Image 238006   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
484
 
 VeeKay: Fight me you coward
 Robespierre: All REAL Aggro-Gators know what this resembles.
 Mad Collager: Peppedour
 Christina: Cashew-peppers.
 Mr. Shine: Co-peppers?
Image 238005   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
323
 
 Mr Bleak: I know people like that.
 BavidDowie: same
 Whatever: Good to know that they have finally made library paste an official food group
 Robespierre: Clap Hands, for Hormel ... oh, never mind...
 Scoo: I'm guessing this is just Xanthan gum?
 piranharama: My dancing name
 Mr. Shine: This is SAD.
 funny in the wall: i've got to change nectar stores.
Image 238004   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: I didn't know you were supposed to rinse between the shampoo and conditioner! The rest is familiar.
 Scoo: You'd be happier if you used the "conditioner minute" to rub one out real quick
 Side Boob: ..Repeat
 funny in the wall: back when I was a college professor, I would frequently have to rock back and forth in a fetal position while in the shower. I wonder how many of my students are dead now.
Image 238003   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
728
 
 Kaviri: Target sighted.
 Captain Marsupial: Thanos: Hey hot stuff!
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Esquelito!
 itskando: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Christina: Death is our savior.
 El hefe: That's Dracula from Castlevania 2
 addend: "C'mon, loser. Life's over."
 Amy Housewine: And lo, he proclaimeth unto the brief mortals: CATS ARE NICE
 Festis: that's my babe my. babe.
 hosehorse: ...Rinse.
Image 238002   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
274
 
 Robespierre: Damndest communion wafer I ever done seen
 Skaalar: Yeah, I remember receiving for the first time, too.
 nuke em: Doughnut has been doing its kegels.
Image 238001   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
233
 
 funny in the wall: silly spaceguy, free market is best when it's in oligarchy form
Image 238000   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
326
 
 Kaviri: And this is where I go to get stoned.
 frankie: Left to right: Verner Panton, Unknown tables, Estelle Laverne, Alvar Aalto, Unknown with a Warren McArthur vibe...Damn, getting rusty!. Anyone got the right-hand chair?
 piranharama: Fight me u beautiful people.
 cran vodka: White chair(open arms): "Eh? Nice furniture right?!"
Image 237999   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
385
 
 Whatever: Cant legislate guns, so why not legislate morality
 piranharama: @funny in the wall Wedlock, Rutger Hauer, actually wasnt terrible by memory
 funny in the wall: @Teechur that actually goes along with something i've been preaching for as long as i can remember: we've got millions of years's worth of behaviors built around minimizing casualties that go right out the window when anger persists and distance increases; furthermore, they's hearsay to encourage remote anger. Wasn't there a movie in the late 80s where prisoners were coupled by randomly assigned exploding collars? Let's make the force (or silliness) of an action required to kill someone proportional to distance. It's all fun and games until NYPD has to roll out the clown cars.
 Teechur: @glenalec @funny in the wall I think they should give away scissors to cut headphone cords. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would/could just talk to each other a little bit more.
 funny in the wall: Apostrophes be damned, English is my third language @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Heres a thought (though, admittedly, Im a bit drunk and very tired): if you are carrying gun, you have to also be wearing a vibrating dildo of some sort. The more guns, the more dildoes (lets be real here, most of them would have to be butt plugs). Its of hard to imagine a drunken Colorado stand off where everyones got a vibrating thing in their butt. Some will have shittier aim, others will be too distracted, the rest will have the macho steam taken out of their sails. I really dont see any downsides. And, the NRA could make even more money so they may as well get behind this idea (pun intended)
 tiffany: Should have given away small guns instead.
Image 237998   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
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