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268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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Score:
323
 
 Mr Bleak: I know people like that.
 BavidDowie: same
 Whatever: Good to know that they have finally made library paste an official food group
 Robespierre: Clap Hands, for Hormel ... oh, never mind...
 Scoo: I'm guessing this is just Xanthan gum?
 piranharama: My dancing name
 Mr. Shine: This is SAD.
 funny in the wall: i've got to change nectar stores.
Image 238004   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: I didn't know you were supposed to rinse between the shampoo and conditioner! The rest is familiar.
 Scoo: You'd be happier if you used the "conditioner minute" to rub one out real quick
 Side Boob: ..Repeat
 funny in the wall: back when I was a college professor, I would frequently have to rock back and forth in a fetal position while in the shower. I wonder how many of my students are dead now.
Image 238003   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
728
 
 Kaviri: Target sighted.
 Captain Marsupial: Thanos: Hey hot stuff!
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Esquelito!
 itskando: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Christina: Death is our savior.
 El hefe: That's Dracula from Castlevania 2
 addend: "C'mon, loser. Life's over."
 Amy Housewine: And lo, he proclaimeth unto the brief mortals: CATS ARE NICE
 Festis: that's my babe my. babe.
 hosehorse: ...Rinse.
Image 238002   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
274
 
 Robespierre: Damndest communion wafer I ever done seen
 Skaalar: Yeah, I remember receiving for the first time, too.
 nuke em: Doughnut has been doing its kegels.
Image 238001   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
233
 
 funny in the wall: silly spaceguy, free market is best when it's in oligarchy form
Image 238000   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
326
 
 Kaviri: And this is where I go to get stoned.
 frankie: Left to right: Verner Panton, Unknown tables, Estelle Laverne, Alvar Aalto, Unknown with a Warren McArthur vibe...Damn, getting rusty!. Anyone got the right-hand chair?
 piranharama: Fight me u beautiful people.
 cran vodka: White chair(open arms): "Eh? Nice furniture right?!"
Image 237999   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
385
 
 Whatever: Cant legislate guns, so why not legislate morality
 piranharama: @funny in the wall Wedlock, Rutger Hauer, actually wasnt terrible by memory
 funny in the wall: @Teechur that actually goes along with something i've been preaching for as long as i can remember: we've got millions of years's worth of behaviors built around minimizing casualties that go right out the window when anger persists and distance increases; furthermore, they's hearsay to encourage remote anger. Wasn't there a movie in the late 80s where prisoners were coupled by randomly assigned exploding collars? Let's make the force (or silliness) of an action required to kill someone proportional to distance. It's all fun and games until NYPD has to roll out the clown cars.
 Teechur: @glenalec @funny in the wall I think they should give away scissors to cut headphone cords. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would/could just talk to each other a little bit more.
 funny in the wall: Apostrophes be damned, English is my third language @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Heres a thought (though, admittedly, Im a bit drunk and very tired): if you are carrying gun, you have to also be wearing a vibrating dildo of some sort. The more guns, the more dildoes (lets be real here, most of them would have to be butt plugs). Its of hard to imagine a drunken Colorado stand off where everyones got a vibrating thing in their butt. Some will have shittier aim, others will be too distracted, the rest will have the macho steam taken out of their sails. I really dont see any downsides. And, the NRA could make even more money so they may as well get behind this idea (pun intended)
 tiffany: Should have given away small guns instead.
Image 237998   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
402
 
 Christina: Where's the toilet paper?
 Volwen: Supertoilet!
 flying sheep: No bidet?! You barbaric fools.
 Amy Housewine: It's actually just on a really small hill.
 Peter Pantsless: The previous occupant was eaten by a T-Rex
 fumbduck: Would still be staring at my phone.
 Dresdenkeogh: FINALLY a bathroom I can smoke in
 Mr Mumble: Room with a view.
Image 237997   03-18-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
946
 
 Kaviri: Over half of all selfies end up like this.
 Scoo: View from #237997
 Christina: Shoot me!
 tib gubb: hey fren, we're like giants!
 WaffleIron: Heeeeyyyyy youuuuu guuuuyyyyyys
Image 237996   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
35
 
 Whatever: Okay, enough fun Gomer, now get back to working on the military budget - and dont forget to include the atomic attack kitten program
 tomatosaws: Remote killing is my passion ( @Scoo US military culture is bizarre: http://www.dodccrp.org/events/9thICCRTS/CD/presentations/2/067.pdf )
 Scoo: One of the more coherent military PowerPoints I've seen...
 square44: Simplification?!?
 Sadbot: I like that the USAF is still pretending that they can be big dick swinging fighter pilots in the age of drones. They are pretty much armored knights in the age of pike and shot.
Image 237995   03-18-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
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