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268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: I didn't know you were supposed to rinse between the shampoo and conditioner! The rest is familiar.
 Scoo: You'd be happier if you used the "conditioner minute" to rub one out real quick
 Side Boob: ..Repeat
 funny in the wall: back when I was a college professor, I would frequently have to rock back and forth in a fetal position while in the shower. I wonder how many of my students are dead now.
Image 238003   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
728
 
 Kaviri: Target sighted.
 Captain Marsupial: Thanos: Hey hot stuff!
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Esquelito!
 itskando: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Christina: Death is our savior.
 El hefe: That's Dracula from Castlevania 2
 addend: "C'mon, loser. Life's over."
 Amy Housewine: And lo, he proclaimeth unto the brief mortals: CATS ARE NICE
 Festis: that's my babe my. babe.
 hosehorse: ...Rinse.
Image 238002   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
274
 
 Robespierre: Damndest communion wafer I ever done seen
 Skaalar: Yeah, I remember receiving for the first time, too.
 nuke em: Doughnut has been doing its kegels.
Image 238001   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
233
 
 funny in the wall: silly spaceguy, free market is best when it's in oligarchy form
Image 238000   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
326
 
 Kaviri: And this is where I go to get stoned.
 frankie: Left to right: Verner Panton, Unknown tables, Estelle Laverne, Alvar Aalto, Unknown with a Warren McArthur vibe...Damn, getting rusty!. Anyone got the right-hand chair?
 piranharama: Fight me u beautiful people.
 cran vodka: White chair(open arms): "Eh? Nice furniture right?!"
Image 237999   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
385
 
 Whatever: Cant legislate guns, so why not legislate morality
 piranharama: @funny in the wall Wedlock, Rutger Hauer, actually wasnt terrible by memory
 funny in the wall: @Teechur that actually goes along with something i've been preaching for as long as i can remember: we've got millions of years's worth of behaviors built around minimizing casualties that go right out the window when anger persists and distance increases; furthermore, they's hearsay to encourage remote anger. Wasn't there a movie in the late 80s where prisoners were coupled by randomly assigned exploding collars? Let's make the force (or silliness) of an action required to kill someone proportional to distance. It's all fun and games until NYPD has to roll out the clown cars.
 Teechur: @glenalec @funny in the wall I think they should give away scissors to cut headphone cords. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would/could just talk to each other a little bit more.
 funny in the wall: Apostrophes be damned, English is my third language @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Heres a thought (though, admittedly, Im a bit drunk and very tired): if you are carrying gun, you have to also be wearing a vibrating dildo of some sort. The more guns, the more dildoes (lets be real here, most of them would have to be butt plugs). Its of hard to imagine a drunken Colorado stand off where everyones got a vibrating thing in their butt. Some will have shittier aim, others will be too distracted, the rest will have the macho steam taken out of their sails. I really dont see any downsides. And, the NRA could make even more money so they may as well get behind this idea (pun intended)
 tiffany: Should have given away small guns instead.
Image 237998   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
402
 
 Christina: Where's the toilet paper?
 Volwen: Supertoilet!
 flying sheep: No bidet?! You barbaric fools.
 Amy Housewine: It's actually just on a really small hill.
 Peter Pantsless: The previous occupant was eaten by a T-Rex
 fumbduck: Would still be staring at my phone.
 Dresdenkeogh: FINALLY a bathroom I can smoke in
 Mr Mumble: Room with a view.
Image 237997   03-18-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
946
 
 Kaviri: Over half of all selfies end up like this.
 Scoo: View from #237997
 Christina: Shoot me!
 tib gubb: hey fren, we're like giants!
 WaffleIron: Heeeeyyyyy youuuuu guuuuyyyyyys
Image 237996   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
35
 
 Whatever: Okay, enough fun Gomer, now get back to working on the military budget - and dont forget to include the atomic attack kitten program
 tomatosaws: Remote killing is my passion ( @Scoo US military culture is bizarre: http://www.dodccrp.org/events/9thICCRTS/CD/presentations/2/067.pdf )
 Scoo: One of the more coherent military PowerPoints I've seen...
 square44: Simplification?!?
 Sadbot: I like that the USAF is still pretending that they can be big dick swinging fighter pilots in the age of drones. They are pretty much armored knights in the age of pike and shot.
Image 237995   03-18-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
174
 
 Larp Belb: IDGI
 addend: Mmm... cool, minty shavepaste.
 Porm Munties: If your teeth are that furry...!
Image 237994   03-18-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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