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248475  Warrax: I rub my dough on a living tree.

248508  winwolf: Handy

248515  Amy Housewine: "You will by now have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing."

248492  Warrax: They killed her.

248494  Warrax: Am I going anyplace specific? No, just roman.

248497  Warrax: Kit-Cat

248384  Amy Housewine: @sparename Gah!

248507  Amy Housewine: Excuse me, is this the queue for lettuce?

248394  Jabberwikket: Close some Windows to continue....

248395  Jabberwikket: Got your nose, inception level

248508  Amy Housewine: Shardelle is always running her mouth.

248502  Mr. Whiskers: Truly evil...

248496  Air Biscuit: He's dug up the infinity frisbee!! Quick! Assemble the dog avengers!

248498  Air Biscuit: He had to big for he got dang birb

248506  Air Biscuit: When the doctor tells you you have one year left to live...

248505  Air Biscuit: If more people carried flashlights on evening strolls, there would be less dog poop to step in.

248508  Air Biscuit: Gonna need some kind of wrist brace.

248499  Air Biscuit: And how you cleaned up your life.

248504  Air Biscuit: 4UW pup

248507  Air Biscuit: Leapfrog: not just for frogs anymore

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248458 VoR: Meh

248246 Side Boob: "How do we make Pepsi worse?"

248326 Joseph: I once had a stampede of animals chase me trough a safari park. Turns out I had the exact same car as the people that fed them.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248249 Kaviri: What will the world look like, post-Minecraft?

248244 Kaviri: That's a real flaccid finger you got there, Sam-bot.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter



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Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: I didn't know you were supposed to rinse between the shampoo and conditioner! The rest is familiar.
 Scoo: You'd be happier if you used the "conditioner minute" to rub one out real quick
 Side Boob: ..Repeat
 funny in the wall: back when I was a college professor, I would frequently have to rock back and forth in a fetal position while in the shower. I wonder how many of my students are dead now.
Image 238003   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
701
 
 Kaviri: Target sighted.
 Captain Marsupial: Thanos: Hey hot stuff!
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Esquelito!
 itskando: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Christina: Death is our savior.
 El hefe: That's Dracula from Castlevania 2
 addend: "C'mon, loser. Life's over."
 Amy Housewine: And lo, he proclaimeth unto the brief mortals: CATS ARE NICE
 Festis: that's my babe my. babe.
 glenalec: ...Rinse.
Image 238002   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
274
 
 Robespierre: Damndest communion wafer I ever done seen
 Skaalar: Yeah, I remember receiving for the first time, too.
 glenalec: Doughnut has been doing its kegels.
Image 238001   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
233
 
 funny in the wall: silly spaceguy, free market is best when it's in oligarchy form
Image 238000   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
326
 
 Kaviri: And this is where I go to get stoned.
 ignatz: Left to right: Verner Panton, Unknown tables, Estelle Laverne, Alvar Aalto, Unknown with a Warren McArthur vibe...Damn, getting rusty!. Anyone got the right-hand chair?
 piranharama: Fight me u beautiful people.
 Yurishiro: White chair(open arms): "Eh? Nice furniture right?!"
Image 237999   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
385
 
 Whatever: Cant legislate guns, so why not legislate morality
 piranharama: @funny in the wall Wedlock, Rutger Hauer, actually wasnt terrible by memory
 funny in the wall: @Teechur that actually goes along with something i've been preaching for as long as i can remember: we've got millions of years's worth of behaviors built around minimizing casualties that go right out the window when anger persists and distance increases; furthermore, they's hearsay to encourage remote anger. Wasn't there a movie in the late 80s where prisoners were coupled by randomly assigned exploding collars? Let's make the force (or silliness) of an action required to kill someone proportional to distance. It's all fun and games until NYPD has to roll out the clown cars.
 Teechur: @glenalec @funny in the wall I think they should give away scissors to cut headphone cords. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would/could just talk to each other a little bit more.
 funny in the wall: Apostrophes be damned, English is my third language @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Heres a thought (though, admittedly, Im a bit drunk and very tired): if you are carrying gun, you have to also be wearing a vibrating dildo of some sort. The more guns, the more dildoes (lets be real here, most of them would have to be butt plugs). Its of hard to imagine a drunken Colorado stand off where everyones got a vibrating thing in their butt. Some will have shittier aim, others will be too distracted, the rest will have the macho steam taken out of their sails. I really dont see any downsides. And, the NRA could make even more money so they may as well get behind this idea (pun intended)
 glenalec: Should have given away small guns instead.
Image 237998   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
376
 
 Christina: Where's the toilet paper?
 Volwen: Supertoilet!
 Yurishiro: No bidet?! You barbaric fools.
 Amy Housewine: It's actually just on a really small hill.
 Peter Pantsless: The previous occupant was eaten by a T-Rex
 fumbduck: Would still be staring at my phone.
 Dresdenkeogh: FINALLY a bathroom I can smoke in
 glenalec: Room with a view.
Image 237997   03-18-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
946
 
 Kaviri: Over half of all selfies end up like this.
 Scoo: View from #237997
 Christina: Shoot me!
 tib gubb: hey fren, we're like giants!
 Yurishiro: Heeeeyyyyy youuuuu guuuuyyyyyys
Image 237996   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
35
 
 Whatever: Okay, enough fun Gomer, now get back to working on the military budget - and dont forget to include the atomic attack kitten program
 ignatz: Remote killing is my passion ( @Scoo US military culture is bizarre: http://www.dodccrp.org/events/9thICCRTS/CD/presentations/2/067.pdf )
 Scoo: One of the more coherent military PowerPoints I've seen...
 square44: Simplification?!?
 Sadbot: I like that the USAF is still pretending that they can be big dick swinging fighter pilots in the age of drones. They are pretty much armored knights in the age of pike and shot.
Image 237995   03-18-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
174
 
 Felicity: IDGI
 addend: Mmm... cool, minty shavepaste.
 glenalec: If your teeth are that furry...!
Image 237994   03-18-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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