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257540  Skinr: Gotta start 'em early, I guess.

257503  Spazstatic: I want this.

257488  Mad Collager: Don't EVER compare me to a cinnamon roll again!!

257492  Mad Collager: Some friends just recycle the same songs over and over.

257533  Annoying Vegan : Wow, me too!

257496  Mad Collager: I'm not sure he has to worry about fisteen if his ban-an-a is constantly in trojan sauce.

257538  Annoying Vegan : I hope everyone survived :(

257497  Mad Collager: She's nice, but her buns are sticky.

257541  NoRagrets: The blood from your wounds will put out the fire

257503  Mad Collager: This is what unbridled fashion looks like.

257539  charlemagne: no, that's not my card either

257507  Mad Collager: This can sometimes happen when you google "askew".

257536  Yam: Saw this on one of those shitty sites yesterday. Cue the bad creepy pastas

257541  Greifer: roll goddammit!

257515  Springbok: Dickbutt

257518  Springbok: Big ol' grass puppies

257527  Springbok: oh no, I couldn't

257538  Side Boob: Boop!

257536  Springbok: Flashbacks to 2011 and Jeff the Killer

257453  Mad Collager: @Annoying Vegan I just hope the press didn't break printing this out!

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257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257476 a robot: @Shay Was that a reference to youtu.be/…? This is the second time in like a week I've seen an Airheads reference here, I guess I'll have to watch it again :D

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: I didn't know you were supposed to rinse between the shampoo and conditioner! The rest is familiar.
 Scoo: You'd be happier if you used the "conditioner minute" to rub one out real quick
 Side Boob: ..Repeat
 funny in the wall: back when I was a college professor, I would frequently have to rock back and forth in a fetal position while in the shower. I wonder how many of my students are dead now.
Image 238003   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
701
 
 Kaviri: Target sighted.
 Captain Marsupial: Thanos: Hey hot stuff!
 Scoo: Gracias, Senor Esquelito!
 itskando: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Christina: Death is our savior.
 El hefe: That's Dracula from Castlevania 2
 addend: "C'mon, loser. Life's over."
 Amy Housewine: And lo, he proclaimeth unto the brief mortals: CATS ARE NICE
 Festis: that's my babe my. babe.
 hosehorse: ...Rinse.
Image 238002   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
274
 
 Robespierre: Damndest communion wafer I ever done seen
 Skaalar: Yeah, I remember receiving for the first time, too.
 nuke em: Doughnut has been doing its kegels.
Image 238001   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
233
 
 funny in the wall: silly spaceguy, free market is best when it's in oligarchy form
Image 238000   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
326
 
 Kaviri: And this is where I go to get stoned.
 ignatz: Left to right: Verner Panton, Unknown tables, Estelle Laverne, Alvar Aalto, Unknown with a Warren McArthur vibe...Damn, getting rusty!. Anyone got the right-hand chair?
 piranharama: Fight me u beautiful people.
 cran vodka: White chair(open arms): "Eh? Nice furniture right?!"
Image 237999   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
385
 
 Whatever: Cant legislate guns, so why not legislate morality
 piranharama: @funny in the wall Wedlock, Rutger Hauer, actually wasnt terrible by memory
 funny in the wall: @Teechur that actually goes along with something i've been preaching for as long as i can remember: we've got millions of years's worth of behaviors built around minimizing casualties that go right out the window when anger persists and distance increases; furthermore, they's hearsay to encourage remote anger. Wasn't there a movie in the late 80s where prisoners were coupled by randomly assigned exploding collars? Let's make the force (or silliness) of an action required to kill someone proportional to distance. It's all fun and games until NYPD has to roll out the clown cars.
 Teechur: @glenalec @funny in the wall I think they should give away scissors to cut headphone cords. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would/could just talk to each other a little bit more.
 funny in the wall: Apostrophes be damned, English is my third language @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Heres a thought (though, admittedly, Im a bit drunk and very tired): if you are carrying gun, you have to also be wearing a vibrating dildo of some sort. The more guns, the more dildoes (lets be real here, most of them would have to be butt plugs). Its of hard to imagine a drunken Colorado stand off where everyones got a vibrating thing in their butt. Some will have shittier aim, others will be too distracted, the rest will have the macho steam taken out of their sails. I really dont see any downsides. And, the NRA could make even more money so they may as well get behind this idea (pun intended)
 tiffany: Should have given away small guns instead.
Image 237998   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
376
 
 Christina: Where's the toilet paper?
 Volwen: Supertoilet!
 flying sheep: No bidet?! You barbaric fools.
 Amy Housewine: It's actually just on a really small hill.
 Peter Pantsless: The previous occupant was eaten by a T-Rex
 fumbduck: Would still be staring at my phone.
 Dresdenkeogh: FINALLY a bathroom I can smoke in
 Mr Mumble: Room with a view.
Image 237997   03-18-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
946
 
 Kaviri: Over half of all selfies end up like this.
 Scoo: View from #237997
 Christina: Shoot me!
 tib gubb: hey fren, we're like giants!
 WaffleIron: Heeeeyyyyy youuuuu guuuuyyyyyys
Image 237996   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
35
 
 Whatever: Okay, enough fun Gomer, now get back to working on the military budget - and dont forget to include the atomic attack kitten program
 ignatz: Remote killing is my passion ( @Scoo US military culture is bizarre: http://www.dodccrp.org/events/9thICCRTS/CD/presentations/2/067.pdf )
 Scoo: One of the more coherent military PowerPoints I've seen...
 square44: Simplification?!?
 Sadbot: I like that the USAF is still pretending that they can be big dick swinging fighter pilots in the age of drones. They are pretty much armored knights in the age of pike and shot.
Image 237995   03-18-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
174
 
 Larp Belb: IDGI
 addend: Mmm... cool, minty shavepaste.
 Porm Munties: If your teeth are that furry...!
Image 237994   03-18-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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