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268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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Score:
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 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall (I shoulda guessed where you're lurking about these days ... Lancaster? Inyokern? Mojave Max's winter burrow out near Goldstone?)
 Robespierre:
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall THAT ... does not suck
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre just about the only good thing about living where i live now is that i can get to shitty ski resorts in a bout an hour and a half and to some really good ones in two hours
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall Squaw's cool, as is Northstar. When we were in SF I shared in a condo at Granlibakken, for Nordic fun, but was always partial to Homewood - can't recall why, though. Maybe that was the place the ski run ended right at the Tahoe-side road and you could spray snow on passing traffic?
 funny in the wall: I think we were skiing at Northstar that winter. My gramps now owns a cabin at Squaw Valley, so thats the only choice; it was awesome when I was in gradschool, subsisting on ramen, and it was expected that I would buy a lift ticket and join the fun@Robespierre
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall Granlibakken? Homewood?
 Christina: Good for her.
 i peed a lil: Social media murdered human interaction.
 Not A Bot: Do you even synthol, bro?
 funny in the wall: I was 14 and on a ski trip when she died. Just so yall know: not old enough to drive and in Tahoe
Image 237987   03-18-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
266
 
 Robespierre: But will it Dispoz-All?
 Christina: Is it still valid?
 Captain Marsupial: Pepperoni found under couch cushion. Still quite tasty.
Image 237986   03-18-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
829
 
 Captain Marsupial: @Ulillillia D'oh! I forgot basic cat genetics.
 Ulillillia: @Captain Marsupial Odds are at least one is a sister
 Ironass: My brother from another mother (or sister from another mister!)
 Robespierre: Slurpy-derp
 Scoo: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 barfolomew: Pets chosen to coordinate with decor.
 joxxuh: 'Twins' remake is looking great!
 Captain Marsupial: Half-brothers
 Jabberwikket: Perfect camouflage to hide in a vat of ice cream
Image 237985   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
475
 
 veryblue: Neat! I have the 2001 Hot Wheels car of Syd Meads Sentinel 400 limousine
Image 237984   03-18-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
605
 
 FarmerWalk: @Captain Marsupial this made me vote rad
 Christina: Product of intelligent design.
 Captain Marsupial: You didn't bring a chihuahua back from Mexico, Barney. That's a fruit bat!
Image 237983   03-18-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
166
 
 Ulillillia: Decent solution to food deserts
 eumoria: This is pretty normal in much of the world. The marked spaces are likely specifically for vendor trucks.
 Mr. Shine: "So?!"
Image 237982   03-17-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
288
 
 Ulillillia: A German company could start a dairy farm there and call it Uber Uber
 Christina: Uberlandia is named so because of the dairy farms over there. "Uber" is the Latin form of the word "udder".
Image 237981   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
350
 
 Robespierre: Guy on the right
 FabricMan: Dad jokes are a controversial interrogation technique. Some say it only yield false confessions.
 Captain Marsupial: It's hard to believe Tom Clancys novels got better after his first stinkers. Even harder to believe Sega went back and optioned them all.
Image 237980   03-17-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
245
 
 grizzly: @Sadbot *writes a furious email about this, charges two hours to task*
 Side Boob: @Sadbot It's OK to crap on those people.
 Captain Marsupial: His & hers.
 Sadbot: This is shit for people who answer emails all day and think it's work. I reserve the right to crap on them as a coder who actually has to concentrate on the task at hand instead of treating every facet of my life as something to be instagrammed and written about in my 10-reader lifestyle blog.
Image 237979   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
313
 
 Greifer: that's what you get for being shellfish coral!
 Skaalar: Love this.
 Captain Marsupial: Crayola!!
 AdaMan: Corllll!!
Image 237978   03-17-18   Uploaded by    9mm
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