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244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (1045 points)
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 6. Scoo: 4905 points
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11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
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Score:
1216
 
 Yurishiro: And dat ninja stare too
 trelyate: anything, you say?
 hajjpodge: [Means of Production]
 Lantry: NEWS
Image 237975   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
703
 
 Christina: Pigs are the most intelligent pets.
 Side Boob: "I'M BACON!"
 Captain Marsupial: Caaaaaaarllll
 hajjpodge: I will NOT behave!
 Peter Pantsless: Big shout out to pigs for eating anything you give them
Image 237974   03-17-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
385
 
 Christina: "I'M NOT BACON!"
 ping: Borkf Simpson.
 Ulillillia: dude i can't stop laughing Hahahaha
Image 237973   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
374
 
 Ulillillia: So that's why everyone wore suits and full-length dresses back then.
 glenalec: @addend - rehearse with friends to spell out a rude word.
 addend: Have fun with it - Make a shadow puppet.
 jochenau: If the difference in outcomes is in either being blind or not blind, you're already more fortunate than many other victims.
 Sadbot: Dodge the blast wave, succumb to radiation sickness
 tib gubb: don't look at it, you'll only make it angrier
 AlexDeLarge: As relevant now as when it was first written.
Image 237972   03-17-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
271
 
 Yurishiro: in bed.
 Ironass: ... now he's a wide receiver.
 Korrok: Convenient.
 Skaalar: Same.
 Felicity: Up the middle
 addend: Something something wide receiver.
 tib gubb: you still can be, just do your kegels
 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
Image 237971   03-17-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
245
 
 AdaMan: We all float down here...
Image 237970   03-17-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
304
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 237969   03-17-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
1305
 
 Yurishiro: This is RAD indeed! *drools*
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Isnt it?! She was also working on a basset hound that was phenomenal. All in white fondant, which she will paint later. @Christina I doubt it! XD
 Christina: Is that a *vegan* cake?
 fanny: that's an amazing cake!
 DrinkMixMan: @Annoying Vegan DAAAAAAAMNNN
 Annoying Vegan : @DrinkMixMan YAAAAAAAAS!
 Warrax: *crashes through wall* DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE!?
 Butcherboy: Is that taxidermy?
 DrinkMixMan: @Annoying Vegan So... is that a cake???
 Mr. Shine: I like seeing aggro-nauts out and about with RADs.
 Annoying Vegan : @Ulillillia I dunno, Im a knuckle popper
 Ulillillia: Aww, you don't seem annoying at all!
 Annoying Vegan : @glenalec Thanks! Its one of my favorites. Its by Megan Lara.
 Annoying Vegan : Today I met celebrity cake artist Natalie Sideserf! She is as sweet as her work. sideserfcakes.com
 glenalec: I love your T-shirt!
Image 237968   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
517
 
 jazzjunkie: Confusing username+upload combo
 Robespierre: New Las Vegas attraction, coming soon.
 Felicity: Dont look directly at it. Curl up in a ball
 itskando: Used to be a tight end
 Hyphae: @Shay it came on after Stranger Danger staring Ron Jeremy
 Shay: I don't remember this Nickelodeon special.
Image 237967   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
645
 
 Yurishiro: Don't talk to me or my cat again.
 Robespierre: 2-pet pileup on the split-level stairs...
 Captain Marsupial: Don't judge us.
 Christina: "hanging with my pal"
 Captain Marsupial: Don't judge us.
Image 237966   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
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