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244469  Christina: @funny in the wall They are not evil. They did not start the eating Tide pods fad nor support it.

244485  OldKentuckyShark: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.

244475  Christina: Some wear them better.

244476  Christina: Catdrone.

244472  OldKentuckyShark: Go home, Doug

244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

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244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

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 Mr Bleak: I was going to say "someone is taking the piss" but on reflection I won't. Because someone, somewhere, will probably be selling "hygienic piss strainers" for reasons I do not wish to know.
 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of rotten.com and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.
 grizzly: @Sadbot quite the brave Google search. Something's are best unknown.
 Warrax: @carpwoman @Sadbot I heard about it when my dad sent me a link to the story. I had never heard such a thing, but apparently it's pretty common? Now I look at every stranger with suspicion.
 Spazstatic: Also username upload combo
 Spazstatic: Because I want to wash my poop covered utensil with the dishes I eat off of.
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Ah, Buzzfeed. There you go.
 mexican: I remember that story as well, pretty sure I saw it on SA, maybe from a banner ad? I don't typically go near GBS so that is about the only way I can think of to have seen it.
 Yurishiro: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]
 Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.
 Slerzy: Sick
 Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.
 Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.
 glenalec: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
Image 237950   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
400
 
 itskando: Red on the right looks like ET in a slap fight
 Felicity: What Fits Inside Mother Russia
 Yurishiro: And to think it all fits in chuck norris chest
 Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD
 Dr Awkward: That's pretty big
 Side Boob: It's bigger on the inside.
 Ulillillia: Texeption
 glenalec: Bigger than Texas!
Image 237949   03-17-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
379
 
 Robespierre: I certainly hope so - how can I miss you if you won't go away?
 glenalec: If you're not, go away!
Image 237948   03-17-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
1023
 
 addend: Aggr O'Gator.
 ping: Happy St. Paddy's!
 a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things: mileskimball.com/…
 Ulillillia: Kiss Me, I'm a Green Aggronaut
 ignatz: Slainte!
 Himesama: Festive mascot!
Image 237947   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
261
 
 kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.
 Side Boob: *makes L sign on forehead*
 Ulillillia: Similar to my record of voting for the losing candidate
 Robespierre: There's a bumper sticker up ahead - next stop, the Political Confusion Zone
Image 237946   03-17-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
113
 
 funny in the wall: ah, yes, the movie that turned me off of an IT career. It was either that or the drugs.
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection
Image 237945   03-17-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
191
 
 FabricMan: Always amusing when someone forgets to switch alts
 carpwoman: Slack in the heed.
 tib gubb: @tib gubb relax m8 enjoy the spaceship
 tib gubb: no red box? no arrows? what am I supposed to gripe about, now?
Image 237944   03-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
498
 
 addend: Wishes he had a Poop Knife(tm).
 itskando: Scooby Doot, where are you-t?
 Not A Bot: Well SOMEONE found an old A-Bomb in the desert.
 Yurishiro: We all doot down here
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.
 Robespierre: "This isn't at all like how cable said Bikini Bottom would be!"
 glenalec: Under the SEAAAAA!
 grizzly: Oh shit! I left the oven on!
 Ulillillia: As we all know, hair follicles are embedded in the skull
Image 237943   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
357
 
 glenalec: How about a nice refreshing glass of ice-cold VD?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wonder if she would like to see me fight children...... #perfectnight!
 Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.
 Robespierre: Pre-tail cock meals
 sparename: She'll have a cock-tale or two
 Ulillillia: Giggle Drinks
 Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.
Image 237942   03-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
219
 
 Robespierre: Desperate time call for desperate measures
 Warrax: Guilty... because it's not framed, you see. Sorry. They can't all be zingers.
 Nope: Ha, pee stain
Image 237941   03-17-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
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