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272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"



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 Mr Bleak: I was going to say "someone is taking the piss" but on reflection I won't. Because someone, somewhere, will probably be selling "hygienic piss strainers" for reasons I do not wish to know.
 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of rotten.com and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.
 grizzly: @Sadbot quite the brave Google search. Something's are best unknown.
 Warrax: @carpwoman @Sadbot I heard about it when my dad sent me a link to the story. I had never heard such a thing, but apparently it's pretty common? Now I look at every stranger with suspicion.
 Spazstatic: Also username upload combo
 Spazstatic: Because I want to wash my poop covered utensil with the dishes I eat off of.
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Ah, Buzzfeed. There you go.
 mexican: I remember that story as well, pretty sure I saw it on SA, maybe from a banner ad? I don't typically go near GBS so that is about the only way I can think of to have seen it.
 Vivian: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]
 Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.
 Slerzy: Sick
 Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.
 Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.
 let it go: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
Image 237950   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
400
 
 itskando: Red on the right looks like ET in a slap fight
 kensin: What Fits Inside Mother Russia
 Fantasy: And to think it all fits in chuck norris chest
 Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD
 Dr Awkward: That's pretty big
 Side Boob: It's bigger on the inside.
 Ulillillia: Texeption
 Bro Bro: Bigger than Texas!
Image 237949   03-17-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
379
 
 Robespierre: I certainly hope so - how can I miss you if you won't go away?
 namename: If you're not, go away!
Image 237948   03-17-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
1023
 
 addend: Aggr O'Gator.
 ping: Happy St. Paddy's!
 a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things: mileskimball.com/…
 Ulillillia: Kiss Me, I'm a Green Aggronaut
 snekeyes: Slainte!
 Himesama: Festive mascot!
Image 237947   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
261
 
 kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.
 Side Boob: *makes L sign on forehead*
 Ulillillia: Similar to my record of voting for the losing candidate
 Robespierre: There's a bumper sticker up ahead - next stop, the Political Confusion Zone
Image 237946   03-17-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
113
 
 funny in the wall: ah, yes, the movie that turned me off of an IT career. It was either that or the drugs.
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection
Image 237945   03-17-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
191
 
 FabricMan: Always amusing when someone forgets to switch alts
 carpwoman: Slack in the heed.
 tib gubb: @tib gubb relax m8 enjoy the spaceship
 tib gubb: no red box? no arrows? what am I supposed to gripe about, now?
Image 237944   03-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
498
 
 addend: Wishes he had a Poop Knife(tm).
 itskando: Scooby Doot, where are you-t?
 Not A Bot: Well SOMEONE found an old A-Bomb in the desert.
 ColdHotCool: We all doot down here
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.
 Robespierre: "This isn't at all like how cable said Bikini Bottom would be!"
 earl: Under the SEAAAAA!
 grizzly: Oh shit! I left the oven on!
 Ulillillia: As we all know, hair follicles are embedded in the skull
Image 237943   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
357
 
 salmiakki: How about a nice refreshing glass of ice-cold VD?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wonder if she would like to see me fight children...... #perfectnight!
 Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.
 Robespierre: Pre-tail cock meals
 sparename: She'll have a cock-tale or two
 Ulillillia: Giggle Drinks
 Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.
Image 237942   03-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
219
 
 Robespierre: Desperate time call for desperate measures
 Warrax: Guilty... because it's not framed, you see. Sorry. They can't all be zingers.
 Nope: Ha, pee stain
Image 237941   03-17-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
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