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258422  San DoDo: Knice

258405  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258406  VeeKay: Obviously has toxoplasmosis.

258407  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258409  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258421  VeeKay: toxoplasmosis vector

258395  VeeKay: Sometimes I think that 70% of youse mother fuckers have toxoplasmosis.

258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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 Mr Bleak: I was going to say "someone is taking the piss" but on reflection I won't. Because someone, somewhere, will probably be selling "hygienic piss strainers" for reasons I do not wish to know.
 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of rotten.com and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.
 grizzly: @Sadbot quite the brave Google search. Something's are best unknown.
 Warrax: @carpwoman @Sadbot I heard about it when my dad sent me a link to the story. I had never heard such a thing, but apparently it's pretty common? Now I look at every stranger with suspicion.
 Spazstatic: Also username upload combo
 Spazstatic: Because I want to wash my poop covered utensil with the dishes I eat off of.
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Ah, Buzzfeed. There you go.
 mexican: I remember that story as well, pretty sure I saw it on SA, maybe from a banner ad? I don't typically go near GBS so that is about the only way I can think of to have seen it.
 Vivian: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]
 Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.
 Slerzy: Sick
 Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.
 Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.
 let it go: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
Image 237950   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
400
 
 itskando: Red on the right looks like ET in a slap fight
 kensin: What Fits Inside Mother Russia
 Fantasy: And to think it all fits in chuck norris chest
 Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD
 Dr Awkward: That's pretty big
 Side Boob: It's bigger on the inside.
 Ulillillia: Texeption
 Bro Bro: Bigger than Texas!
Image 237949   03-17-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
379
 
 Robespierre: I certainly hope so - how can I miss you if you won't go away?
 namename: If you're not, go away!
Image 237948   03-17-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
1023
 
 addend: Aggr O'Gator.
 ping: Happy St. Paddy's!
 a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things: mileskimball.com/…
 Ulillillia: Kiss Me, I'm a Green Aggronaut
 ignatz: Slainte!
 Himesama: Festive mascot!
Image 237947   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
261
 
 kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.
 Side Boob: *makes L sign on forehead*
 Ulillillia: Similar to my record of voting for the losing candidate
 Robespierre: There's a bumper sticker up ahead - next stop, the Political Confusion Zone
Image 237946   03-17-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
113
 
 funny in the wall: ah, yes, the movie that turned me off of an IT career. It was either that or the drugs.
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection
Image 237945   03-17-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
191
 
 FabricMan: Always amusing when someone forgets to switch alts
 carpwoman: Slack in the heed.
 tib gubb: @tib gubb relax m8 enjoy the spaceship
 tib gubb: no red box? no arrows? what am I supposed to gripe about, now?
Image 237944   03-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
498
 
 addend: Wishes he had a Poop Knife(tm).
 itskando: Scooby Doot, where are you-t?
 Not A Bot: Well SOMEONE found an old A-Bomb in the desert.
 ColdHotCool: We all doot down here
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.
 Robespierre: "This isn't at all like how cable said Bikini Bottom would be!"
 earl: Under the SEAAAAA!
 grizzly: Oh shit! I left the oven on!
 Ulillillia: As we all know, hair follicles are embedded in the skull
Image 237943   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
357
 
 salmiakki: How about a nice refreshing glass of ice-cold VD?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wonder if she would like to see me fight children...... #perfectnight!
 Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.
 Robespierre: Pre-tail cock meals
 sparename: She'll have a cock-tale or two
 Ulillillia: Giggle Drinks
 Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.
Image 237942   03-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
219
 
 Robespierre: Desperate time call for desperate measures
 Warrax: Guilty... because it's not framed, you see. Sorry. They can't all be zingers.
 Nope: Ha, pee stain
Image 237941   03-17-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
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