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268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Not A Bot
5. wolfpk
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. Felicity
9. ignatz
10. tib gubb



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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. MrBoffo: 3678 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3467 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2331 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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 addend: Aggr O'Gator.
 ping: Happy St. Paddy's!
 a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things: mileskimball.com/…
 Ulillillia: Kiss Me, I'm a Green Aggronaut
 snekeyes: Slainte!
 Himesama: Festive mascot!
Image 237947   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
261
 
 kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.
 Side Boob: *makes L sign on forehead*
 Ulillillia: Similar to my record of voting for the losing candidate
 Robespierre: There's a bumper sticker up ahead - next stop, the Political Confusion Zone
Image 237946   03-17-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
113
 
 funny in the wall: ah, yes, the movie that turned me off of an IT career. It was either that or the drugs.
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection
Image 237945   03-17-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
191
 
 FabricMan: Always amusing when someone forgets to switch alts
 carpwoman: Slack in the heed.
 tib gubb: @tib gubb relax m8 enjoy the spaceship
 tib gubb: no red box? no arrows? what am I supposed to gripe about, now?
Image 237944   03-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
498
 
 addend: Wishes he had a Poop Knife(tm).
 itskando: Scooby Doot, where are you-t?
 Not A Bot: Well SOMEONE found an old A-Bomb in the desert.
 ColdHotCool: We all doot down here
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.
 Robespierre: "This isn't at all like how cable said Bikini Bottom would be!"
 earl: Under the SEAAAAA!
 grizzly: Oh shit! I left the oven on!
 Ulillillia: As we all know, hair follicles are embedded in the skull
Image 237943   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
357
 
 salmiakki: How about a nice refreshing glass of ice-cold VD?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wonder if she would like to see me fight children...... #perfectnight!
 Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.
 Robespierre: Pre-tail cock meals
 sparename: She'll have a cock-tale or two
 Ulillillia: Giggle Drinks
 Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.
Image 237942   03-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
219
 
 Robespierre: Desperate time call for desperate measures
 Warrax: Guilty... because it's not framed, you see. Sorry. They can't all be zingers.
 Nope: Ha, pee stain
Image 237941   03-17-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
805
 
 Himesama: @Yurishir. Well a few things our awful neighbor's kids made a hole in our fence and then a homeless dog kept coming into our yard.That dog gave him Parvo even though Reiny was vaccinated.
 trees: @Himesama Damn it I'm so sorry wtf happened?!
 Himesama: Aww looks like my Reinhardt. He passed away this weekend we only had him for two months but I had planned out our whole lives :(
Image 237940   03-17-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
384
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: you need a scrappier woman one with street walking legs and venereal cocktails.
 funny in the wall: it won't be long...
 Side Boob: In all fairness, you told her time and again, "Don't piss off the bear"
Image 237939   03-17-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
211
 
 BavidDowie: Including you.
 Not A Bot: Pimp my beetle
 carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......
 Side Boob: @glenalec The parts that prove they point they are currently trying to make.
 Chinese Buffet: Which parts? There are a couple of very big self-contradictions in there!
Image 237938   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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