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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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1. tib gubb
2. VeeKay
3. Shay
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Side Boob
7. MrBoffo
8. Teechur
9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
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sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
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 6. beyardo: 1834 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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Score:
784
 
 Not A Bot: Here lies buried Uncle Pol and Antie Histamine
 Bluetocracy: dapper doggo
 Donut: So whose leg do I have to hump to get a martini around here? Huh? Huh? IT'S FUNNY, DAMN YOU!
Image 237898   03-17-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
698
 
 XLY: looks like the new guitar hero is coming along nicely
 Bluetocracy: Bill and Ted meet Doc Brown, then this happens.
 Bluetocracy: I want this
 Christina: Guitars these days...
 Nope: When this hits 88 DB you are going to get... some serious noise complaints
Image 237897   03-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
850
 
 Skaalar: What are you!?
 Annoying Vegan : @Derp Herpigan What Derp level are you?
 trelyate: ouroborkfos
 Bluetocracy: ...Impressive
 Derp Herpigan: @Annoying Vegan I thought I was ya boy!
 Christina: "I've forgotten how to borkf!"
 Annoying Vegan : The Derp is strong with my boy.
Image 237896   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
325
 
 Donut: If they're both dead, just tell the judge you were only following the instructions of a motivational poster. Judges LOVE that defense.
 grid: 'Aw honey, why are you pressing charges?' "Because I can"
Image 237895   03-17-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
643
 
 lecj07: @Jabberwikket You can't destroy the environment if there is no environment!
 Jabberwikket: Trumps EPA plan, burn it for the insurance
 Gluten Fee: She did it.
 tib gubb: NOW it's a party
 Donut: Best. Cookout. Ever.
 Amy Housewine: A fine view.
 Nope: Huh. would you look at that.
 TurkeyVulture: Clear lake.
Image 237894   03-17-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: I already did...
 Whatever: Challenge accepted
 On Spec: Ill pee in the wall if i want
 charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.
 NoRagrets: No. Ragrets.
 epitasis: This wall is pissed
Image 237893   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 Shay: Who put shrooms in the Guinness?
 bug: #Nofilter
Image 237892   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
402
 
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...
 charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?
 Mad Collager: These Vogue bread lines are a pain.
Image 237891   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
709
 
 Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me
 ping: Excuse me, but is that a fluidised malamute?
Image 237890   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
474
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things. Or a caravan, which is fine by me.
 Ironass: Towing capacity: 10lbs
 BavidDowie: That better be for your little red wagon.
 Vinochet: Shin Destroyer 3000
 carpwoman: God and it's on a Lexus. Moron.
 Teechur: It could be there just to keep tailgaters at bay.
 Bluetocracy: WCGW
 petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength
 Christina: This will work, I guess.
 sparename: Ready for first and only usage
Image 237889   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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