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273356  Not A Bot: I wonder if he gives out free samples.

273329  wolfpk: Because it is a pancake.

273335  wolfpk: Fancy condoms.

273352  Prostata: because it is

273365  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there...

273352  wolfpk: #273355

273375  Prostata: ouch

273366  wolfpk: You just picked up some chicken. Don't bother, I'll get some myself. (If I come home with fried chicken, I must either have it in my hands, or make sure the window is rolled up in my car and quickly shut the door. I sware my damn cat can sense the chicken in my car from a mile away!)

273368  Social Vegan: Nice wheels, broku.

273361  dangerkeith3000: Gross.

273367  dangerkeith3000: Woodland critter Chrismas.

273367  wolfpk: Cubber

273364  toolbag: Is that the Trunchbull?

273372  dangerkeith3000: He's a butthole surfer!

273365  White Rice: @WTF now now, those are the "in public" suits. They should be clean/devoid of any of the...residue the "in private" suits might have on them.

273366  hajjpodge: "I have adopted you, human. No need to thank me."

273373  Mad Collager: You're projecting again, Honey.

273369  FabricMan: Here I go again on my own!

273353  Mad Collager: Finally, a staffer who won't be slow to help just because you speak Spanish!

273368  fullofwind: And I ran, I ran so far away....

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
850
 
 Skaalar: What are you!?
 Annoying Vegan : @Derp Herpigan What Derp level are you?
 trelyate: ouroborkfos
 Bluetocracy: ...Impressive
 Derp Herpigan: @Annoying Vegan I thought I was ya boy!
 Christina: "I've forgotten how to borkf!"
 Annoying Vegan : The Derp is strong with my boy.
Image 237896   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
325
 
 Donut: If they're both dead, just tell the judge you were only following the instructions of a motivational poster. Judges LOVE that defense.
 grid: 'Aw honey, why are you pressing charges?' "Because I can"
Image 237895   03-17-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
643
 
 lecj07: @Jabberwikket You can't destroy the environment if there is no environment!
 Jabberwikket: Trumps EPA plan, burn it for the insurance
 Gluten Fee: She did it.
 tib gubb: NOW it's a party
 Donut: Best. Cookout. Ever.
 Amy Housewine: A fine view.
 Nope: Huh. would you look at that.
 TurkeyVulture: Clear lake.
Image 237894   03-17-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: I already did...
 Whatever: Challenge accepted
 On Spec: Ill pee in the wall if i want
 charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.
 NoRagrets: No. Ragrets.
 epitasis: This wall is pissed
Image 237893   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 Shay: Who put shrooms in the Guinness?
 bug: #Nofilter
Image 237892   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
402
 
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...
 charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?
 Mad Collager: These Vogue bread lines are a pain.
Image 237891   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
709
 
 Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me
 ping: Excuse me, but is that a fluidised malamute?
Image 237890   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
474
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things. Or a caravan, which is fine by me.
 Ironass: Towing capacity: 10lbs
 BavidDowie: That better be for your little red wagon.
 Vinochet: Shin Destroyer 3000
 carpwoman: God and it's on a Lexus. Moron.
 Teechur: It could be there just to keep tailgaters at bay.
 Bluetocracy: WCGW
 petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength
 Christina: This will work, I guess.
 sparename: Ready for first and only usage
Image 237889   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
112
 
 Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.
 Donut: The winner gets rights to an extra vowel.
 Amy Housewine: 'Jedrzejczyk' was pronounced 'Champion' until fairly recently.
 Shay: Aw damnit, I had Maryland to win in my March Madness bracket.
 tib gubb: i know how to pronounce both of those names
 AlexDeLarge: @wolfpk it says I don't know anything about sportsball
 wolfpk: @AlexDeLarge I am pretty sure that it is drawing attention to the Maryland, Penn St. The fact that you immediately got to the names says something about you.
 AlexDeLarge: Hurr hurr, foreign names is funny, amirite?
Image 237888   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
335
 
 Whatever: Fortified with iron and less flavorful
 Not A Bot: Just like Jesus's face showing up on a pancake.
 Donut: Yeah, I remember these. I think they used the same exact shape for Kellogg's Iron Man Triathlon cereal too. Didn't even change the recipe. Just...changed the name.
 Ulillillia: C-3PO's what?
Image 237887   03-17-18   Uploaded by    zoso
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