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272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (850 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
 8. grimes: 1988 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1696 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1451 points
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14. bbbrandon: 1391 points
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Score:
933
 
 Teechur: Petey!
Image 237880   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
414
 
 pirate: Toileight
 Whatever: Uses natural gas I bet
 sir toke a lot: Where you want to be when diarrhea strikes!
 Bluetocracy: A true port-a-potty
 Amy Housewine: Tri-let.
 WTF: You just don't want to be behind them when they flush!
 Teechur: You never know when it will hit you.
Image 237879   03-17-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
484
 
 lecj07: @wolfpk No. Do not lump that thing in with us.
 wolfpk: Furry on a budget
 Not A Bot: Danzig sure let himself go.
 Shay: Rejected resident of Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Image 237878   03-17-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
368
 
 BavidDowie: Batman has dollars AND Zelda rupees? Some guys get all the breaks.
 wolfpk: I am sure the Ironman suit is shielded against an EMP.
 mexican: @grizzly It isn't like there have been multiple decent-sized comic books about a crossover or anything. Oh wait. There have been.
 grizzly: Batman and Ironman don't exist in the same universe. Nerd.
 marxist: Graphic passion is my design
Image 237877   03-17-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
501
 
 XLY: racist if real
 drtofu: fucking duck
 ping: @bug Species: Common Black Dilduck. Gender: Male (obviously)
 bug: *woman gets closer* ...Whatever, it's still going in the birding journal.
 wolfpk: Go fuck a duck.
 toad: Geoduck
 ping: Everything's a duck if you're distant enough.
 Christina: Now she knows what it looks like.
 midgetcastle: Zero ducks given
Image 237876   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
257
 
 ShamWOW: Dr. Faartz looks like Steve Wozniak
 fanny: Look at Mike Litoris bragging about being a homeowner. Get back in your boat, Mike Litoris!
 Teechur: @Christina Where? Up towards the top?
 Christina: Mike Litoris is quiet reddish.
 Ulillillia: Dancing names etc.
Image 237875   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
411
 
 drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!
Image 237874   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
549
 
 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals
 midgetcastle: @a robot :0 I didn't exist at the time but now I understand that you're..a cat? @a cat
 a robot: @Yurishiro The stats don't lie #132340
 ping: Dental recognition never really became popular in mainstream laptops.
 carlin: @a robot I have to confess I always thought you were a human in disguise. And...A FEMALE ONE [crowd faints]
 Peter Pantsless: Girl got dat megabyte
 a robot: @bug I can't help it if everyone wants to be like me ;)
 bug: These "prove you're not a robot" tests are getting strange.
 fanny: help take a bite out of cyber crime
 Messed Up Dog: This apple is hard
Image 237873   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
666
 
 Dresdenkeogh: In the event of a water landing, doggo may be used as a flotation device
 Bluetocracy: I see the remake of Baywatch is making some interesting casting choices.
Image 237872   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
328
 
 Skaalar: Well who isnt?
 piratepom: of course its lifted
 Mr. Shine: @Nope @Dresdenkeogh instructions unclear, etc etc.
 Nope: @Dresdenkeogh That would seem like a pretty big design flaw.
 Dresdenkeogh: The blades would make me too nervous to stay hard
Image 237871   03-17-18   Uploaded by    demonius
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