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268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

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268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan



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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
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11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
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15. amputator: 1421 points
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Score:
841
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam We are sometimes like "Where's Nugget? Oh, he's fine, just been staring at the goose for the last half hour"
 wolfpk: Are you sure it is not a duldo?
 Yam: @Dr Awkward I love that your dog dreams of being bros with the goose. Just like me.
 Shay: Oh, I have insurance for my dog. He's covered by Aflac.
 Dr Awkward: This is what my dog dreams of, but our goose honks like mad when he gets too close.
 clueful: Doggoose
 Dresdenkeogh: Duck duck woof
Image 237870   03-17-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
337
 
 NoOneImportant: So the head of the household is "Doody Head"
 Bluetocracy: The Doody's are very civic
 Ulillillia: Howdy!
 Wooden Spoon: I bet it smells great at their house.
 Dresdenkeogh: Keep cville beau
Image 237869   03-17-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
211
 
 Donut: ...and what the hell is pineapple smells SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
 Shay: Oh shut up you piece of crap monkey I was tortured to play as in Donkey Kong 64.
 Amy Housewine: OK but you are a Stick in The Mud though.
 Not A Bot: COCK- TAILS TO FUEL THEIR ALCOHOLISM THAT IS ALL THEY HAVE TO DISTRACT FROM THEIR DEPRESSING LIVES
Image 237868   03-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
195
 
 Mr. Shine: "It sounds like blood in here!"
 Shay: Must be the next spokesman for Dre's new Noise-Cancelling headphones.
 VeeKay: The old spicy broken skull
 Mad Collager: Not to be a Stick in the Ear but...
 Captain Marsupial: SPINAL TAP 4EVER!
 Teechur: Well, that's one cure for tinnitus, I guess.
 Dresdenkeogh: DO YOU BELIEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE!?
 Robespierre: Turn down the volume, dude
Image 237867   03-17-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
865
 
 Skaalar: Looking for those rads.
 funny in the wall: Ohai
 Vivian: We heard you were talking shit about us
 itskando: @ruiner just rub my belly. You'll feel good every time. No diminishing returns.
 ruiner: "Hey kid! Want to buy some drugs?"
 KickassHellyeah: Borkfy hole.
Image 237866   03-17-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
407
 
 Gomi Day: @wolfpk it has that imagic aesthetic, doesn't it?
 wolfpk: It looks more like an old video game.
 Otterman: Ootini!
 Captain Marsupial: Starring Lord Bucket Head
 Gomi Day: i can't resist a terrible 80's scifi movie - downloading, now.
 barfolomew: That looks AWESOME(ly bad)
 WTF: M'Lord (tips bucket)
Image 237865   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
608
 
 SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.
 wolfpk: Cute until kitty decides to help himself.
 Robespierre: "Three days with no profits - and they sill haven't detected that I am a cat"
 Ulillillia: Kitty's bringing in a fresh haul almost every day!
 Darmstadtium: The boat was a good investment
Image 237864   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
1087
 
 Christina: Gotta call Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office: #237569.
 Skaalar: More please
 Wooden Spoon: Where are all the warning signs telling kids not to try this at home?
 barfolomew: Going faster miles an hour
 Ulillillia: That's one way to draw in the chicks
Image 237863   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
746
 
 tib gubb: on the hotel weird-shit-o-meter that's about a 0.3
 Donut: And THIS is how you guarantee good Yelp reviews, ladies and gentlemen.
 Not A Bot: Yeah the cops won't go through that guy's phone afterwards and find this text.
 fumbduck: Get your carlt on!
 karmakat: WTF!
Image 237862   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
455
 
 barfolomew: Live -- Laugh -- Slow the fuck down
 Mr. Whiskers: Peeling out is NOT for douches. Just ask your OBGYN (in general, douches are not recommended)
 grizzly: I'll jump right on that.
 VeeKay: Move to stage 2: The slashathon.
Image 237861   03-17-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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