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273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God



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Score:
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 Christina: Gotta call Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office: #237569.
 Skaalar: More please
 Wooden Spoon: Where are all the warning signs telling kids not to try this at home?
 barfolomew: Going faster miles an hour
 Ulillillia: That's one way to draw in the chicks
Image 237863   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
746
 
 tib gubb: on the hotel weird-shit-o-meter that's about a 0.3
 Donut: And THIS is how you guarantee good Yelp reviews, ladies and gentlemen.
 Not A Bot: Yeah the cops won't go through that guy's phone afterwards and find this text.
 fumbduck: Get your carlt on!
 karmakat: WTF!
Image 237862   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
455
 
 barfolomew: Live -- Laugh -- Slow the fuck down
 Mr. Whiskers: Peeling out is NOT for douches. Just ask your OBGYN (in general, douches are not recommended)
 grizzly: I'll jump right on that.
 Jason Steak: Move to stage 2: The slashathon.
Image 237861   03-17-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
182
 
 Mr Bleak: @Korrok Approves
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
Image 237860   03-17-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
494
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre @Teechur: thanks to both of you. Now that song is stuck in my head for the weekend.
 Robespierre: E-lec-trical bo-ananah / Is gonna be a sudden craze / E-uh-lec-uh-trical bo-nan-nuhhh / Is bound to be the very next phase...
 Not A Bot: Dear Filmmakers, No one cares about your foot fetish shit. Sincerely, Krebs
 Teechur: They call it "Rainbow Brainblow" (quite rightly)
Image 237859   03-17-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Image 237858 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jennysaurus. Boo, Jennysaurus.
Score:
352
 
 Skaalar: Im getting anxiety shakes just from thinking about how cramped that is.
 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.
 prius: @Mr. Shine - It's because everyone keeps looking in the well.
 Mr. Shine: "Lassie, why are you taking so f#cking long?" --Timmy, at bottom of mineshaft
 charlemagne: this is your hole, I made it for you
 Mad Collager: Watch out for that first step...
 Scoo: Is this my ass?
 Teechur: Saddam?
 WTF: It puts the lotion in the basket.
 Robespierre: Out my way
 Christina: Hello darkness, my old friend.
 itskando: There will be blood ..
Image 237857   03-17-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
412
 
 itskando: Mario Golf-axy
Image 237856   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
669
 
 Captain Marsupial: Only because box is full.
Image 237855   03-17-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
584
 
 jazzjunkie: Dry clean only.
 savvoy: The most Metal thing I have seen all day
 Captain Marsupial: Singing, "Stone-enge!"
 Robespierre: "You make everything ... groovy - shake it, shake it, Wild Thing..."
 Teechur: Phyllis Cocka-doodle-Diller
 itskando: Myah, see? Sleepin with da feathers, see?
 Prostata: he's in a hair band
 itskando: Rock a doodle
Image 237854   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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