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243732  Hyphae: This didn't need the single text

243720  Warrax: I was expecting panel 3 to be... something else.

243698  E. HONDA: Sideshow Bob, I presume

243749  NoRagrets: This is how a dog would wear pants.

243748  Minnesotan: it is quite clear your antichrist is almost here

243747  Annoying Vegan : Thos beans!

243687  White Rice: @jazzjunkie but he IS in portrait mode. Landscape, mayhaps?

243748  Knice: If you think you should look like this, you should most definitely look like this.

243750  Knice: Me: *squints; cleans monitor*

243755  Knice: That's what she said.

243736  Knice: The Chamber of Creepshots.

243740  Knice: I prefer to celebrate Handuary.

243741  Knice: I hope this was part of a customer service survey response.

243742  Knice: Their own?

243745  Knice: It didn't make a strong case for Crossfit either.

243741  jochenau: Is this some kind of "The Secret" nonsense?

243741  Not A Bot: Your dog looks annoyed that you keep trying to get that perfect angle pic.

243727  Mr. Whiskers: Lol...AOL...amirite?

243741  tib gubb: sorry dude

243738  Sandor: He seems maladjusted

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243638 XLY: holy shit

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 2369 points
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Score:
1087
 
 Christina: Gotta call Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office: #237569.
 Skaalar: More please
 Wooden Spoon: Where are all the warning signs telling kids not to try this at home?
 barfolomew: Going faster miles an hour
 Ulillillia: That's one way to draw in the chicks
Image 237863   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
746
 
 tib gubb: on the hotel weird-shit-o-meter that's about a 0.3
 Donut: And THIS is how you guarantee good Yelp reviews, ladies and gentlemen.
 Not A Bot: Yeah the cops won't go through that guy's phone afterwards and find this text.
 fumbduck: Get your carlt on!
 karmakat: WTF!
Image 237862   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
455
 
 barfolomew: Live -- Laugh -- Slow the fuck down
 Mr. Whiskers: Peeling out is NOT for douches. Just ask your OBGYN (in general, douches are not recommended)
 grizzly: I'll jump right on that.
 VeeKay: Move to stage 2: The slashathon.
Image 237861   03-17-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
182
 
 Mr Bleak: @Korrok Approves
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
Image 237860   03-17-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
494
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre @Teechur: thanks to both of you. Now that song is stuck in my head for the weekend.
 Robespierre: E-lec-trical bo-ananah / Is gonna be a sudden craze / E-uh-lec-uh-trical bo-nan-nuhhh / Is bound to be the very next phase...
 Not A Bot: Dear Filmmakers, No one cares about your foot fetish shit. Sincerely, Krebs
 Teechur: They call it "Rainbow Brainblow" (quite rightly)
Image 237859   03-17-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Image 237858 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jennysaurus. Your image was bad, Jennysaurus.
Score:
352
 
 Skaalar: Im getting anxiety shakes just from thinking about how cramped that is.
 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.
 glenalec: @Mr. Shine - It's because everyone keeps looking in the well.
 Mr. Shine: "Lassie, why are you taking so f#cking long?" --Timmy, at bottom of mineshaft
 charlemagne: this is your hole, I made it for you
 Mad Collager: Watch out for that first step...
 Scoo: Is this my ass?
 Teechur: Saddam?
 WTF: It puts the lotion in the basket.
 Robespierre: Out my way
 Christina: Hello darkness, my old friend.
 itskando: There will be blood ..
Image 237857   03-17-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
412
 
 itskando: Mario Golf-axy
Image 237856   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
644
 
 Captain Marsupial: Only because box is full.
Image 237855   03-17-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
584
 
 jazzjunkie: Dry clean only.
 savvoy: The most Metal thing I have seen all day
 Captain Marsupial: Singing, "Stone-enge!"
 Robespierre: "You make everything ... groovy - shake it, shake it, Wild Thing..."
 Teechur: Phyllis Cocka-doodle-Diller
 itskando: Myah, see? Sleepin with da feathers, see?
 Prostata: he's in a hair band
 itskando: Rock a doodle
Image 237854   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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