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244476  sparename: Fed up of never catching MotorMouse, AutoCat called up his cousin RotorCat

244466  Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Not until the artist is dead.

244469  Christina: @funny in the wall They are not evil. They did not start the eating Tide pods fad nor support it.

244485  OldKentuckyShark: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.

244475  Christina: Some wear them better.

244476  Christina: Catdrone.

244472  OldKentuckyShark: Go home, Doug

244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

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1. Yurishiro
2. lecj07
3. glenalec
4. Felicity
5. dangerkeith3000
6. WannaBee
7. tib gubb
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9. Christina
10. VoR



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244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot



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fishing uploaded 244344 (1278 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1254 points)
Side Boob uploaded 244300 (1158 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1132 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (1045 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)


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 5. Side Boob: 4945 points
 6. Scoo: 4905 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3810 points
 8. a robot: 3113 points
 9. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
10. foreversmug: 2932 points
11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
12. dingding: 2784 points
13. Warrax: 2750 points
14. E. HONDA: 2626 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 2368 points
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 itskando: @Teechur purple only? Aww. I thought it was a syntax thing.
 Teechur: @itskando No mocking on the Friendly Spaceship! I was just using my Purple Power to help you out!
 itskando: @Teechur You mock my pain! Teech me : j
 Teechur: @itskando Is this what you're trying to do? youtube.com/…
 Robespierre: Live, Larf, Loaf...
 itskando: bacon/-PgTjhx1VLw
 itskando: Guh. How do you do a hyperlink?
 itskando: grilledsloinbacon/-PgTjhx1VLw
Image 237845   03-17-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
727
 
 savvoy: Sealpup
 Christina: He's begging to be petted.
Image 237844   03-17-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
95
 
 Donut: It's because you keep touching yourself at night. NEXT QUESTION.
 itskando: As filmed by the entirety of the air traffic control staff
 charlemagne: they freak god out when they get too close
 Yurishiro: Because it was practically identical to cars, only with planes.
Image 237843   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
212
 
 bug: Reading a scratch and sniff book. "NO! It's not fair! There was time now!"
 Mad Collager: Newbery Medal my ass! This book stinks!
 itskando: @WTF *mom
 WTF: When you're waiting in line to use the bathroom and Dad just came out.
 glenalec: Effective treatment for a runny nose (your nose is trying to block itself to raise the internal temperature to kill the bugs - this achieves this without the drips).
Image 237842   03-17-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
351
 
 Teechur: If curves don't work, triangles.
 Dresdenkeogh: Some may think this acute post. Some are right in the middle. I find it to be obtuse
 Ulillillia: @glenalec Bazinga
 WTF: I've never heard of this sorority before.
 glenalec: Snow Angles, of course.
Image 237841   03-17-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
729
 
 SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.
 Beef Supreme: There's no long pork on that billboard.
 antipatterns: Once I mix human and animal DNA, this will all be irrelevant
 charlemagne: do the different dogs have different flavours
 White Rice: Rabbit is a pretty regular food animal (worked at a grocery store where it was regularly stocked in the meat department; Ill admit I was a bit surprised the first time I rang that up) but Ive known people to keep chickens & pigs as pets, so theyre in a nebulous territory as far as this chart is concerned. Horse isnt unheard of as food outside of the US too, and theres always those horror stories concerning certain restaurants & peoples pets going missing (I hate those stories)
 twisty: Yeah, so there.
 tess: Dogs are exempt, beyond that I'll chow on everything until insects
 Unicorn: A dog's got three names you see. His regular name, and his fancy name. Then there's "hurricane emergency rations", and that's the name that the dog will never be told.
Image 237840   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
457
 
 Korrok: No! You can't make me...
 grizzly: Cock you
 Yurishiro: [Lexis intensifies]
 ping: **** you, you ****ing ****.
 some guy : "Oh my damn" -- Martin Lawrence
Image 237839   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
686
 
 Ulillillia: Cat pee = honey
 Astanapan: FACT
 tib gubb: #woke
Image 237838   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Image 237837 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fidelcastro. You have brought shame on us, fidelcastro.
Score:
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 Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?
 Donut: "Everybody in! They got FREE WI-FI!"
 WTF: I saw the same thing just last week at the Greyhound station.
Image 237836   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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