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272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

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271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.



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11. Cyka: 1715 points
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Score:
410
 
 tib gubb: PRESIDENT COMACHO RULES! WOOOOO!!!
 Slerzy: It's what kayaks crave
 wolfpk: It's lime flavored
 Mad Collager: Kayaks powered by electrolytes!
 WTF: Ride the Ecto-cooler rapids
 Robespierre: PRESTONE!
 butt poop: Meanwhile, in the sub-sewer...
 brutal: Where will you be when particularly toxic diarrhea strikes?
Image 237761   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
377
 
 wolfpk: Howard!
 XLY: who is it?
 RiderFan: Gooby pls.
 Mad Collager: Bill, is that you?
 dobbiesdoogs: spoiler: they still don't
 Robespierre: You're never gonna do it without ... oh, never mind
Image 237760   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
241
 
 Not A Bot: Begun, the Clone Wars have.
 queezy farm: @ignatz - worms.
 Sprinkles: Is that unicorn wiping it's ass on the rainbow? Ok carry on..
 alex: Arrgh, I hate it when the paper is reaching for the brush!
 Never AFK: Those are cute unicorns. (I say that as someone who is not, generally, a big fan of unicorns!)
Image 237759   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
240
 
 ping: If I scroll so that the label is off the top of the screen, I see what I can only assume is an awesome tramp stamp on a heavily tanned lower back.
 mexican: Dead wrong. A landmark moment for you.
 itskando: Timely
 Robespierre: Designed For Power Chewers
 SuedeOxford: This looks like a butt, but the statement is still valid.
 dobbiesdoogs: hahaha challenge beaten oh god the salmonella
Image 237758   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
172
 
 2Berries: What part of dollar store do you not understand
 NashtasticVoyage: Someone said 'put the new sticker over the old one.'
 itskando: But this is a car dealership...
 Minnesotan: but are they excepted?
 Ihminen: 4th sticker said "I SAID NO BILLS OVER 100"
Image 237757   03-16-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
537
 
 Uncle Phil: So you buying me a new bottle of dressing?
 charlemagne: infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu Hidden Valley?
 dingding: Beware the sides of March..
 GoodSir: Needs more knives.
 Ihminen: et tu brute
Image 237756   03-16-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @grizzly Nobody knows...
 grizzly: But where is the clitoris?
 Mad Collager: @Bluetocracy Fantastic!
 Bluetocracy: For your Trojan Horse
 Annoying Vegan : Vanity sizing at its finest.
Image 237755   03-16-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
472
 
 Mr Bleak: At first glance, I thought she was about to eat a hot dog.
 Robespierre: @Felicity Happy "Wake Me Up When It's Tomorrow" Day - hey! It IS!
 Morpen Lungus: Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day
 Dick Inspector: Is this... a Madison bus?
 taxKilla: Chicago bus system at it's finest?
 Springbok: I like this picture a lot. It has this weird peaceful vibe -- the corgi, the bright morning sun, the relaxed facial expressions. Everything in this picture is content to just be, no need to rush or have something amazing and exciting happen.
 t48: Corgi = automatic rad
 Robespierre: Whoa ... TODAY! Where to, OP?
Image 237754   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
612
 
 fanny: return #248059
 fanny: @barfolomew oh god yes scared the shit out of me. i wonder how it holds up.
 FabricMan: @WotGives Return to Oz (1985)
 barfolomew: @WotGives Return to Oz. Great movie, but a lot less whimsical than the Judy Garland one.
 wolfpk: @WotGives Return to Oz
 tib gubb: this movie got hell from people who were shocked by it
 WotGives: @barfolomew @Annoying Vegan i don't recognize this, but the potential for trauma intrigues me. What is it from?
 Annoying Vegan : @barfolomew It was to prepare you for an adulthood full of terrifying talking heads.
 barfolomew: This movie traumatized me as a child.
Image 237753   03-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
445
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur oh gawd, they DO look like they're holding their breath!
 XLY: marshmallow threats
 Astanapan: In Fable there was a demon door that challenged me to commit a particularly heinous crime in front of it to let me through. I beat it by eating a bunch of "crunchy chicks" in front of it. I imagined biting their heads off one by one while maintaining eye contact with the door until it gave way. Anyway these don't look crunchy.
 Robespierre: Serving Size: 28 packs
 Teechur: How long can they hold their breath? I guess we'll find out.
Image 237752   03-16-18   Uploaded by    shark
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