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253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

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253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P



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Score:
410
 
 tib gubb: PRESIDENT COMACHO RULES! WOOOOO!!!
 Slerzy: It's what kayaks crave
 wolfpk: It's lime flavored
 Mad Collager: Kayaks powered by electrolytes!
 WTF: Ride the Ecto-cooler rapids
 Robespierre: PRESTONE!
 butt poop: Meanwhile, in the sub-sewer...
 brutal: Where will you be when particularly toxic diarrhea strikes?
Image 237761   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
377
 
 wolfpk: Howard!
 XLY: who is it?
 RiderFan: Gooby pls.
 Mad Collager: Bill, is that you?
 dobbiesdoogs: spoiler: they still don't
 Robespierre: You're never gonna do it without ... oh, never mind
Image 237760   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
241
 
 Not A Bot: Begun, the Clone Wars have.
 queezy farm: @ignatz - worms.
 ignatz: Is that unicorn wiping it's ass on the rainbow? Ok carry on..
 alex: Arrgh, I hate it when the paper is reaching for the brush!
 Never AFK: Those are cute unicorns. (I say that as someone who is not, generally, a big fan of unicorns!)
Image 237759   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
240
 
 ping: If I scroll so that the label is off the top of the screen, I see what I can only assume is an awesome tramp stamp on a heavily tanned lower back.
 mexican: Dead wrong. A landmark moment for you.
 itskando: Timely
 Robespierre: Designed For Power Chewers
 SuedeOxford: This looks like a butt, but the statement is still valid.
 dobbiesdoogs: hahaha challenge beaten oh god the salmonella
Image 237758   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
172
 
 2Berries: What part of dollar store do you not understand
 NashtasticVoyage: Someone said 'put the new sticker over the old one.'
 itskando: But this is a car dealership...
 Minnesotan: but are they excepted?
 Ihminen: 4th sticker said "I SAID NO BILLS OVER 100"
Image 237757   03-16-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
537
 
 Uncle Phil: So you buying me a new bottle of dressing?
 charlemagne: infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu Hidden Valley?
 ignatz: Beware the sides of March..
 GoodSir: Needs more knives.
 Ihminen: et tu brute
Image 237756   03-16-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @grizzly Nobody knows...
 grizzly: But where is the clitoris?
 Mad Collager: @Bluetocracy Fantastic!
 Bluetocracy: For your Trojan Horse
 Annoying Vegan : Vanity sizing at its finest.
Image 237755   03-16-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
472
 
 Mr Bleak: At first glance, I thought she was about to eat a hot dog.
 Robespierre: @Felicity Happy "Wake Me Up When It's Tomorrow" Day - hey! It IS!
 Morpen Lungus: Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day
 Dick Inspector: Is this... a Madison bus?
 taxKilla: Chicago bus system at it's finest?
 Springbok: I like this picture a lot. It has this weird peaceful vibe -- the corgi, the bright morning sun, the relaxed facial expressions. Everything in this picture is content to just be, no need to rush or have something amazing and exciting happen.
 t48: Corgi = automatic rad
 Robespierre: Whoa ... TODAY! Where to, OP?
Image 237754   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
612
 
 fanny: return #248059
 fanny: @barfolomew oh god yes scared the shit out of me. i wonder how it holds up.
 FabricMan: @WotGives Return to Oz (1985)
 barfolomew: @WotGives Return to Oz. Great movie, but a lot less whimsical than the Judy Garland one.
 wolfpk: @WotGives Return to Oz
 tib gubb: this movie got hell from people who were shocked by it
 WotGives: @barfolomew @Annoying Vegan i don't recognize this, but the potential for trauma intrigues me. What is it from?
 Annoying Vegan : @barfolomew It was to prepare you for an adulthood full of terrifying talking heads.
 barfolomew: This movie traumatized me as a child.
Image 237753   03-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
445
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur oh gawd, they DO look like they're holding their breath!
 XLY: marshmallow threats
 Astanapan: In Fable there was a demon door that challenged me to commit a particularly heinous crime in front of it to let me through. I beat it by eating a bunch of "crunchy chicks" in front of it. I imagined biting their heads off one by one while maintaining eye contact with the door until it gave way. Anyway these don't look crunchy.
 Robespierre: Serving Size: 28 packs
 Teechur: How long can they hold their breath? I guess we'll find out.
Image 237752   03-16-18   Uploaded by    shark
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