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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
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Score:
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 2Berries: What part of dollar store do you not understand
 NashtasticVoyage: Someone said 'put the new sticker over the old one.'
 itskando: But this is a car dealership...
 Minnesotan: but are they excepted?
 Ihminen: 4th sticker said "I SAID NO BILLS OVER 100"
Image 237757   03-16-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
537
 
 Uncle Phil: So you buying me a new bottle of dressing?
 charlemagne: infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu Hidden Valley?
 dingding: Beware the sides of March..
 GoodSir: Needs more knives.
 Ihminen: et tu brute
Image 237756   03-16-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @grizzly Nobody knows...
 grizzly: But where is the clitoris?
 Mad Collager: @Bluetocracy Fantastic!
 Bluetocracy: For your Trojan Horse
 Annoying Vegan : Vanity sizing at its finest.
Image 237755   03-16-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
472
 
 Mr Bleak: At first glance, I thought she was about to eat a hot dog.
 Robespierre: @Felicity Happy "Wake Me Up When It's Tomorrow" Day - hey! It IS!
 Morpen Lungus: Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day
 Dick Inspector: Is this... a Madison bus?
 taxKilla: Chicago bus system at it's finest?
 Springbok: I like this picture a lot. It has this weird peaceful vibe -- the corgi, the bright morning sun, the relaxed facial expressions. Everything in this picture is content to just be, no need to rush or have something amazing and exciting happen.
 t48: Corgi = automatic rad
 Robespierre: Whoa ... TODAY! Where to, OP?
Image 237754   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
612
 
 fanny: return #248059
 fanny: @barfolomew oh god yes scared the shit out of me. i wonder how it holds up.
 FabricMan: @WotGives Return to Oz (1985)
 barfolomew: @WotGives Return to Oz. Great movie, but a lot less whimsical than the Judy Garland one.
 wolfpk: @WotGives Return to Oz
 tib gubb: this movie got hell from people who were shocked by it
 WotGives: @barfolomew @Annoying Vegan i don't recognize this, but the potential for trauma intrigues me. What is it from?
 Annoying Vegan : @barfolomew It was to prepare you for an adulthood full of terrifying talking heads.
 barfolomew: This movie traumatized me as a child.
Image 237753   03-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
445
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur oh gawd, they DO look like they're holding their breath!
 XLY: marshmallow threats
 Astanapan: In Fable there was a demon door that challenged me to commit a particularly heinous crime in front of it to let me through. I beat it by eating a bunch of "crunchy chicks" in front of it. I imagined biting their heads off one by one while maintaining eye contact with the door until it gave way. Anyway these don't look crunchy.
 Robespierre: Serving Size: 28 packs
 Teechur: How long can they hold their breath? I guess we'll find out.
Image 237752   03-16-18   Uploaded by    shark
Image 237751 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TheFrogMan. You have brought shame on us, TheFrogMan.
Score:
360
 
 toolbag: Looks like Cincinnati chili dyed green in celebration of St. Patty's Day. Yes people eat this on the reg here
 whcvgre78: See, now here me out on this one, what I'm HOPING that is: minty candy noodles with choco fudge-sludge and crushed cookie bits.
 tib gubb: delicious
 itskando: I like this. Would eat
 Not A Bot: I won't bad vote but will question her intelligence. And common sense. And wisdom.
 sparename: I once made my step-daughter a nice meal of noodles with meatballs in gravy, she was enjoying it until I said it looks like a poo's nest
 jochenau: Mmm, canned chili over toothpaste.
Image 237750   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Festis
Score:
323
 
 Uncle Phil: There's a guy in my office named Jack and he always puts his vacation on the calendar as "Jack Off". I assume it's intentional.
 tib gubb: no need to remind me, it's in my calendar
 Vanna: Sorry, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off. // Well you'll have to jack off because I think you're a disgusting pig.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't need a calendar reminder for that
Image 237749   03-16-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 237748 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by funny in the wall. Your image was bad, funny in the wall.
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