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254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy



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Score:
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 fanny: return #248059
 fanny: @barfolomew oh god yes scared the shit out of me. i wonder how it holds up.
 FabricMan: @WotGives Return to Oz (1985)
 barfolomew: @WotGives Return to Oz. Great movie, but a lot less whimsical than the Judy Garland one.
 wolfpk: @WotGives Return to Oz
 tib gubb: this movie got hell from people who were shocked by it
 WotGives: @barfolomew @Annoying Vegan i don't recognize this, but the potential for trauma intrigues me. What is it from?
 Annoying Vegan : @barfolomew It was to prepare you for an adulthood full of terrifying talking heads.
 barfolomew: This movie traumatized me as a child.
Image 237753   03-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
445
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur oh gawd, they DO look like they're holding their breath!
 XLY: marshmallow threats
 Astanapan: In Fable there was a demon door that challenged me to commit a particularly heinous crime in front of it to let me through. I beat it by eating a bunch of "crunchy chicks" in front of it. I imagined biting their heads off one by one while maintaining eye contact with the door until it gave way. Anyway these don't look crunchy.
 Robespierre: Serving Size: 28 packs
 Teechur: How long can they hold their breath? I guess we'll find out.
Image 237752   03-16-18   Uploaded by    shark
Image 237751 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TheFrogMan. Your image was bad, TheFrogMan.
Score:
335
 
 toolbag: Looks like Cincinnati chili dyed green in celebration of St. Patty's Day. Yes people eat this on the reg here
 whcvgre78: See, now here me out on this one, what I'm HOPING that is: minty candy noodles with choco fudge-sludge and crushed cookie bits.
 tib gubb: delicious
 itskando: I like this. Would eat
 Not A Bot: I won't bad vote but will question her intelligence. And common sense. And wisdom.
 sparename: I once made my step-daughter a nice meal of noodles with meatballs in gravy, she was enjoying it until I said it looks like a poo's nest
 jochenau: Mmm, canned chili over toothpaste.
Image 237750   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Festis
Score:
323
 
 Uncle Phil: There's a guy in my office named Jack and he always puts his vacation on the calendar as "Jack Off". I assume it's intentional.
 tib gubb: no need to remind me, it's in my calendar
 Vanna: Sorry, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off. // Well you'll have to jack off because I think you're a disgusting pig.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't need a calendar reminder for that
Image 237749   03-16-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 237748 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by funny in the wall. Your image was bad, funny in the wall.
Score:
261
 
 Not A Bot: THIS IS THE GAME OF RASSILON
 Robespierre: When we first moved to the States in 1970, Wilmette used small orange Jeeps with plows to clear the sidewalks
Image 237747   03-16-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
454
 
 tacticaljay: @addend - The boat and the skier don't have to follow exactly the same path.
 fanny: @dobbiesdoogs i love a good utica tomato pie! and utica greens mmmmm :) I was just there a couple of weekends ago (my son had a hockey game there)
 grizzly: This is fine?
 addend: But the boat went unscathed?
 dobbiesdoogs: well i'm from utica, and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "keen gams"
 Shay: The Hudson River is one of the most polluted waterways in the U.S., so a "balls to the log" doesn't seem so bad.
 barfolomew: Well-known tropical destination, Albany NY.
 funny in the wall: Haha, dick slam
Image 237746   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
841
 
 Mad Collager: Oh, thanks for slicing that open for me. I'll just make my guacamole now.
 square44: in case your toast wasn't expensive enough
 ignatz: AvocadOCD (Rad)
 Annoying Vegan : Because they can, thats why.
 addend: X-avocadacto knife.
 artfulcodger: A most productive afternoon!
Image 237745   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
333
 
 Mad Collager: What? No leg in a fishnet stocking?
 NoRagrets: At first I thought that hat was somehow projecting a maple leaf onto the table.
Image 237744   03-16-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
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