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267974  BavidDowie: I assume it says, "Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish ..."

267952  Christina: *fuchsia.

267958  Gomi Day: @a robot yeah. i mean, this is obviously satire. but i've conversed with enough of these dippy wingnuts that i could absolutely see them nodding at this image and thinking what a great idea it is.

267963  FormerLurker: Its always unfortunate when a pet attacks a porcupine.

267963  Christina: Must be some Guinness record.

267966  FormerLurker: Its even uglier than the car Homer designed!

267968  Christina: Carcinogen.

267972  tib gubb: yeah, you and the horseless carriage you rode in on

267974  Annoying Vegan : Your bathtub parasites are well organized.

267970  Christina: Looks like in this language every word ends either in 'ski' or in 'ie'.

267946  a robot: I would totally wear those shoes though

267951  a robot: I guess we are supposed to think she is naked because her shirt is same color as her skin, but it just looks like she has weird flesh wrinkles in her arm instead

267911  VeeKay: Lol same

267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

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267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267593 Mr Bleak: @ChubbyBuddy Still cheaper than theater popcorn.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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Score:
612
 
 fanny: return #248059
 fanny: @barfolomew oh god yes scared the shit out of me. i wonder how it holds up.
 FabricMan: @WotGives Return to Oz (1985)
 barfolomew: @WotGives Return to Oz. Great movie, but a lot less whimsical than the Judy Garland one.
 wolfpk: @WotGives Return to Oz
 tib gubb: this movie got hell from people who were shocked by it
 WotGives: @barfolomew @Annoying Vegan i don't recognize this, but the potential for trauma intrigues me. What is it from?
 Annoying Vegan : @barfolomew It was to prepare you for an adulthood full of terrifying talking heads.
 barfolomew: This movie traumatized me as a child.
Image 237753   03-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
445
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur oh gawd, they DO look like they're holding their breath!
 XLY: marshmallow threats
 Astanapan: In Fable there was a demon door that challenged me to commit a particularly heinous crime in front of it to let me through. I beat it by eating a bunch of "crunchy chicks" in front of it. I imagined biting their heads off one by one while maintaining eye contact with the door until it gave way. Anyway these don't look crunchy.
 Robespierre: Serving Size: 28 packs
 Teechur: How long can they hold their breath? I guess we'll find out.
Image 237752   03-16-18   Uploaded by    shark
Image 237751 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TheFrogMan. Your image was bad, TheFrogMan.
Score:
360
 
 toolbag: Looks like Cincinnati chili dyed green in celebration of St. Patty's Day. Yes people eat this on the reg here
 whcvgre78: See, now here me out on this one, what I'm HOPING that is: minty candy noodles with choco fudge-sludge and crushed cookie bits.
 tib gubb: delicious
 itskando: I like this. Would eat
 Not A Bot: I won't bad vote but will question her intelligence. And common sense. And wisdom.
 sparename: I once made my step-daughter a nice meal of noodles with meatballs in gravy, she was enjoying it until I said it looks like a poo's nest
 jochenau: Mmm, canned chili over toothpaste.
Image 237750   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Festis
Score:
323
 
 Uncle Phil: There's a guy in my office named Jack and he always puts his vacation on the calendar as "Jack Off". I assume it's intentional.
 tib gubb: no need to remind me, it's in my calendar
 Vanna: Sorry, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off. // Well you'll have to jack off because I think you're a disgusting pig.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't need a calendar reminder for that
Image 237749   03-16-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 237748 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by funny in the wall. You have brought shame on us, funny in the wall.
Score:
261
 
 Not A Bot: THIS IS THE GAME OF RASSILON
 Robespierre: When we first moved to the States in 1970, Wilmette used small orange Jeeps with plows to clear the sidewalks
Image 237747   03-16-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
454
 
 tacticaljay: @addend - The boat and the skier don't have to follow exactly the same path.
 fanny: @dobbiesdoogs i love a good utica tomato pie! and utica greens mmmmm :) I was just there a couple of weekends ago (my son had a hockey game there)
 grizzly: This is fine?
 addend: But the boat went unscathed?
 dobbiesdoogs: well i'm from utica, and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "keen gams"
 Shay: The Hudson River is one of the most polluted waterways in the U.S., so a "balls to the log" doesn't seem so bad.
 barfolomew: Well-known tropical destination, Albany NY.
 funny in the wall: Haha, dick slam
Image 237746   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
841
 
 Mad Collager: Oh, thanks for slicing that open for me. I'll just make my guacamole now.
 square44: in case your toast wasn't expensive enough
 Michael Tripe: AvocadOCD (Rad)
 Annoying Vegan : Because they can, thats why.
 addend: X-avocadacto knife.
 artfulcodger: A most productive afternoon!
Image 237745   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
333
 
 Mad Collager: What? No leg in a fishnet stocking?
 NoRagrets: At first I thought that hat was somehow projecting a maple leaf onto the table.
Image 237744   03-16-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
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