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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.



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 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.
 Mr. Shine: @WTF *bows*
 WTF: @Mr. Shine M'Lord and M'Lady (tips fedora)
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine isn't sealand still at war with italy?
 Robespierre: That's one way to exclude the rabble
 funny in the wall: Its like the switch inside Benders chest
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward Indubitably, my good Doctor.
 barfolomew: Excuse me, this form is not inclusive; I don't see myself represented. I am styled His Excellency Co-Prince of Andorra barfolomew.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine Lord Shine, I presume?
 Mr. Shine: My wife and I were granted noble titles by Prince Michael of the Principality of Sealand. We are legally a Lord and Lady.
Image 237737   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
270
 
 charlemagne: those are forgeries, the queen is looking the wrong way
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, in Pennyston...
 Micro Jackson: In Canada, this part of the till is filled with paper clips, candy wrappers and torn off bits of "roll up the Rim" cups
 fanny: @Dr Awkward i think it makes a lot of cents.
 Dr Awkward: This makes no cents
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
Image 237736   03-16-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
778
 
 Robespierre: "Quack, damn you."
 Yam: Mother goose
 ping: Somewhere, there is a small dog, sitting on a nest.
 wolfpk: No one will say anything to her, because they are afraid the duck is the last person that did.
 Micro Jackson: The duck is seeking only bread
 Not A Bot: bono is a confirmed goat-fucker
 fanny: i have a feeling she lives in a house made of gingerbread.
Image 237735   03-16-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
263
 
 digabigpig: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...
 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century
 Beef Supreme: Some radio talk show today referred to Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, and Amazon as the "new" big 4 TV networks.
 funny in the wall: And if he were to exercise good judgement and end the call with me early in order to call someone who might care, hed probably be penalized @FabricMan
 Fiveninety: @Ulillillia they also usually sound better, especially if you have an actual stereo connected to your TV.. for some reason, most cable boxes are just totally worthless garbage
 FabricMan: @funny in the wall It's sad because you KNOW these guys aren't going to make rent unless they sell their quota of TV packages, and they know they're stuck selling a worthless product
 Warrax: I also have an antenna. Rarely use it, but it works really well. Did you know Tori Spelling does psychic network commercials now? Because it's so hard to be an actress and a mother, and sometimes you need a little guidance.
 Yam: This happened to my girlfriend a while back. They asked who her tv was with, she said she had bunny ears, they laughed, she didnt
 funny in the wall: I recently endured 15 minutes of Comcast trying to convince me to add a tv service after having to of them explicitly that I do not watch television and I have no interest in watching television. Free HBO is kind a useless proposition when I can download all that shit for free if I ever wanted to actually watch it, which I do not. It was kind of funny to hear the guy go through the preordained prompts with a sunken tone in his voice
 Ulillillia: If you're able to pick them up, broadcast stations look much better over antenna than over cable.
 barfolomew: That's close to the correct asshole salesperson approach. You're supposed to say "I understand you need to make the correct choices based on your budget."
Image 237734   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
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 NashtasticVoyage: Nutted and she still suckin. Haven't gotten to say that in a while.
 addend: "Go on... Those nuts aren't going to eat themselves."
 Robespierre: As Walt Garrison used to say, "Jest a peench 'tween yer cheek and gum..."
 funny in the wall: The chipmunks at the Colorado Springs zoo get fed by everyone so theyre like adorable little spheres. I know its not healthy but they seem to be at least getting around quickly. Ill snap a photo the next time we go
 Dr Awkward: Lipmonk
Image 237733   03-16-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
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 Robespierre: Enthusiastic, this one
Image 237732   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: no, but his dad was
 charlemagne: wasn't that kid in beetlejuice?
 Urn BooUrn: Suck it up, Betty. There is no room for second place in 3rd grade field day.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I Gar-On-TEE
 dangerkeith3000: That's the most aerodynamic kid I have ever seen.
 wolfpk: @grizzly Come on, you are acting like Lance is a cheater!
 Yam: Man theres a lot of weird there
 Dr Awkward: I'm certain that this kids parents are absolutely insufferable.
 grizzly: Disqualified
Image 237731   03-16-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
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 Robespierre: It takes Ming to know Ming
 trelyate: i went into this one hesadshop that had a sign that said "if it rhymes with chong it's wrong"
 barfolomew: It's a "tobacco water pipe." We will not sell to you if you use any other name.
 ughjeez: @bug I think you mean "the 'belt buckles'"
 grizzly: We get it.
 bug: Also, the brass knuckles are for meat tenderizing only.
 Joseph: This is a pipe.
Image 237730   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
624
 
 Robespierre: SHOWDOWN
 Side Boob: Fluffy is sick of your shit
Image 237729   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
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 isosceleswaffle: If I had these kinds of excuses, I wouldn't mind being tubby at all!
 Warrax: Try using the cat tree thing in the background.
 funny in the wall: Theres too much weird about this guy for a random comic character. Is there a back story? Is he Cartman from the future?
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly The allegory of our time, really.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 you should have. It's a good story.
 dangerkeith3000: tl;dr
Image 237728   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
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