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258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.
 Mr. Shine: @WTF *bows*
 WTF: @Mr. Shine M'Lord and M'Lady (tips fedora)
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine isn't sealand still at war with italy?
 Robespierre: That's one way to exclude the rabble
 funny in the wall: Its like the switch inside Benders chest
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward Indubitably, my good Doctor.
 barfolomew: Excuse me, this form is not inclusive; I don't see myself represented. I am styled His Excellency Co-Prince of Andorra barfolomew.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine Lord Shine, I presume?
 Mr. Shine: My wife and I were granted noble titles by Prince Michael of the Principality of Sealand. We are legally a Lord and Lady.
Image 237737   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
270
 
 charlemagne: those are forgeries, the queen is looking the wrong way
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, in Pennyston...
 Micro Jackson: In Canada, this part of the till is filled with paper clips, candy wrappers and torn off bits of "roll up the Rim" cups
 fanny: @Dr Awkward i think it makes a lot of cents.
 Dr Awkward: This makes no cents
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
Image 237736   03-16-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
778
 
 Robespierre: "Quack, damn you."
 Yam: Mother goose
 ping: Somewhere, there is a small dog, sitting on a nest.
 wolfpk: No one will say anything to her, because they are afraid the duck is the last person that did.
 Micro Jackson: The duck is seeking only bread
 Not A Bot: bono is a confirmed goat-fucker
 fanny: i have a feeling she lives in a house made of gingerbread.
Image 237735   03-16-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
263
 
 digabigpig: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...
 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century
 Beef Supreme: Some radio talk show today referred to Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, and Amazon as the "new" big 4 TV networks.
 funny in the wall: And if he were to exercise good judgement and end the call with me early in order to call someone who might care, hed probably be penalized @FabricMan
 Fiveninety: @Ulillillia they also usually sound better, especially if you have an actual stereo connected to your TV.. for some reason, most cable boxes are just totally worthless garbage
 FabricMan: @funny in the wall It's sad because you KNOW these guys aren't going to make rent unless they sell their quota of TV packages, and they know they're stuck selling a worthless product
 Warrax: I also have an antenna. Rarely use it, but it works really well. Did you know Tori Spelling does psychic network commercials now? Because it's so hard to be an actress and a mother, and sometimes you need a little guidance.
 Yam: This happened to my girlfriend a while back. They asked who her tv was with, she said she had bunny ears, they laughed, she didnt
 funny in the wall: I recently endured 15 minutes of Comcast trying to convince me to add a tv service after having to of them explicitly that I do not watch television and I have no interest in watching television. Free HBO is kind a useless proposition when I can download all that shit for free if I ever wanted to actually watch it, which I do not. It was kind of funny to hear the guy go through the preordained prompts with a sunken tone in his voice
 Ulillillia: If you're able to pick them up, broadcast stations look much better over antenna than over cable.
 barfolomew: That's close to the correct asshole salesperson approach. You're supposed to say "I understand you need to make the correct choices based on your budget."
Image 237734   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
824
 
 NashtasticVoyage: Nutted and she still suckin. Haven't gotten to say that in a while.
 addend: "Go on... Those nuts aren't going to eat themselves."
 Robespierre: As Walt Garrison used to say, "Jest a peench 'tween yer cheek and gum..."
 funny in the wall: The chipmunks at the Colorado Springs zoo get fed by everyone so theyre like adorable little spheres. I know its not healthy but they seem to be at least getting around quickly. Ill snap a photo the next time we go
 Dr Awkward: Lipmonk
Image 237733   03-16-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
784
 
 Robespierre: Enthusiastic, this one
Image 237732   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: no, but his dad was
 charlemagne: wasn't that kid in beetlejuice?
 Urn BooUrn: Suck it up, Betty. There is no room for second place in 3rd grade field day.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I Gar-On-TEE
 dangerkeith3000: That's the most aerodynamic kid I have ever seen.
 wolfpk: @grizzly Come on, you are acting like Lance is a cheater!
 Yam: Man theres a lot of weird there
 Dr Awkward: I'm certain that this kids parents are absolutely insufferable.
 grizzly: Disqualified
Image 237731   03-16-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
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 Robespierre: It takes Ming to know Ming
 trelyate: i went into this one hesadshop that had a sign that said "if it rhymes with chong it's wrong"
 barfolomew: It's a "tobacco water pipe." We will not sell to you if you use any other name.
 ughjeez: @bug I think you mean "the 'belt buckles'"
 grizzly: We get it.
 bug: Also, the brass knuckles are for meat tenderizing only.
 Joseph: This is a pipe.
Image 237730   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
624
 
 Robespierre: SHOWDOWN
 Side Boob: Fluffy is sick of your shit
Image 237729   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
501
 
 isosceleswaffle: If I had these kinds of excuses, I wouldn't mind being tubby at all!
 Warrax: Try using the cat tree thing in the background.
 funny in the wall: Theres too much weird about this guy for a random comic character. Is there a back story? Is he Cartman from the future?
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly The allegory of our time, really.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 you should have. It's a good story.
 dangerkeith3000: tl;dr
Image 237728   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
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