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244173  Mr. Shine: Ugh, classic Geoff.

244175  WTF: Never mix different types of alkaline batteries or this might happened to you!

244171  Dr Awkward: Life (very subtly) imitates art.

244173  Dr Awkward: Yeah, STFU Geoff!

244174  Dr Awkward: I'd alter this to "if she's pointing a gun..."

244105  Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244151  Demon Universe: Okay. *dives headfirst into LiteBrite.*

244152  Demon Universe: No, I want them to be healthy enough to live and unhealthy enough to keep coming back.

244170  Off Topic: Sounds to me like we've got a lot of perverted but bashful angels.

244163  Demon Universe: What did the house say to the dog?

244170  Demon Universe: Hey buddy, I know exactly who else is in the room during intercourse. The angels dont need to see what goes on anyway.

244167  dangerkeith3000: Oompah Loompah oompity dap. We are going to draw you a map!

244170  dangerkeith3000: What does this guy have against donkeys?

244167  raditzu: Autocad, pre alpha.

244106  Korrok: Korrok approves....

244162  Felicity: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way

244168  charlemagne: steady lads, stay in formation

244165  Felicity: There was this one wrestler in WCW that would descend from the rafters playing a piano

244170  charlemagne: baby take off your dress, yes yes yes, you can leave your hat on

244170  Yam: I like donkeys

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243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

244105 Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244150 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.

244030 Felicity: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.



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 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...
 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century
 Beef Supreme: Some radio talk show today referred to Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, and Amazon as the "new" big 4 TV networks.
 funny in the wall: And if he were to exercise good judgement and end the call with me early in order to call someone who might care, hed probably be penalized @FabricMan
 Fiveninety: @Ulillillia they also usually sound better, especially if you have an actual stereo connected to your TV.. for some reason, most cable boxes are just totally worthless garbage
 FabricMan: @funny in the wall It's sad because you KNOW these guys aren't going to make rent unless they sell their quota of TV packages, and they know they're stuck selling a worthless product
 Warrax: I also have an antenna. Rarely use it, but it works really well. Did you know Tori Spelling does psychic network commercials now? Because it's so hard to be an actress and a mother, and sometimes you need a little guidance.
 Yam: This happened to my girlfriend a while back. They asked who her tv was with, she said she had bunny ears, they laughed, she didnt
 funny in the wall: I recently endured 15 minutes of Comcast trying to convince me to add a tv service after having to of them explicitly that I do not watch television and I have no interest in watching television. Free HBO is kind a useless proposition when I can download all that shit for free if I ever wanted to actually watch it, which I do not. It was kind of funny to hear the guy go through the preordained prompts with a sunken tone in his voice
 Ulillillia: If you're able to pick them up, broadcast stations look much better over antenna than over cable.
 barfolomew: That's close to the correct asshole salesperson approach. You're supposed to say "I understand you need to make the correct choices based on your budget."
Image 237734   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
824
 
 NashtasticVoyage: Nutted and she still suckin. Haven't gotten to say that in a while.
 addend: "Go on... Those nuts aren't going to eat themselves."
 Robespierre: As Walt Garrison used to say, "Jest a peench 'tween yer cheek and gum..."
 funny in the wall: The chipmunks at the Colorado Springs zoo get fed by everyone so theyre like adorable little spheres. I know its not healthy but they seem to be at least getting around quickly. Ill snap a photo the next time we go
 Dr Awkward: Lipmonk
Image 237733   03-16-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
784
 
 Robespierre: Enthusiastic, this one
Image 237732   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
372
 
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: no, but his dad was
 charlemagne: wasn't that kid in beetlejuice?
 Urn BooUrn: Suck it up, Betty. There is no room for second place in 3rd grade field day.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I Gar-On-TEE
 dangerkeith3000: That's the most aerodynamic kid I have ever seen.
 wolfpk: @grizzly Come on, you are acting like Lance is a cheater!
 Yam: Man theres a lot of weird there
 Dr Awkward: I'm certain that this kids parents are absolutely insufferable.
 grizzly: Disqualified
Image 237731   03-16-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
336
 
 Robespierre: It takes Ming to know Ming
 trelyate: i went into this one hesadshop that had a sign that said "if it rhymes with chong it's wrong"
 barfolomew: It's a "tobacco water pipe." We will not sell to you if you use any other name.
 ughjeez: @bug I think you mean "the 'belt buckles'"
 grizzly: We get it.
 bug: Also, the brass knuckles are for meat tenderizing only.
 Joseph: This is a pipe.
Image 237730   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
600
 
 Robespierre: SHOWDOWN
 Side Boob: Fluffy is sick of your shit
Image 237729   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
501
 
 isosceleswaffle: If I had these kinds of excuses, I wouldn't mind being tubby at all!
 Warrax: Try using the cat tree thing in the background.
 funny in the wall: Theres too much weird about this guy for a random comic character. Is there a back story? Is he Cartman from the future?
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly The allegory of our time, really.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 you should have. It's a good story.
 dangerkeith3000: tl;dr
Image 237728   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
221
 
 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....
 Beef Supreme: That's a chickenshit ticket. Out of state plates on the offending vehicle?
 WotGives: I was once pulled over for passing a cop. He was doing 55 in a 50 in the right lane, i was doing 58-60. He wrote the ticket at 51. I told the judge all of the above and he tore up the ticket. Sometimes life's ok
 Science: @Side Boob: The thing that sucks is that you need to take an entire day off of work, sit in court, and pay $100 in court fees to get this dismissed.
 grizzly: You deserve this you law breaker. That's why they call it a speed LIMIT.
 Side Boob: Fight that shit
 tib gubb: this was preventable
 barfolomew: I once returned to my car two minutes after the meter expired, and found a ticket timed one minute after the meter expired.
 wolfpk: Technology correct, but you would have to be a grade A asshole to write it! Any judge I know would throw it out.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck tha police
Image 237727   03-16-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
410
 
 DrinkMixMan: I literally wore this for a commercial a month ago
 sparename: Bogeyman
 Amy Housewine: It's not easy being green.
 dangerkeith3000: Since I've seen every episode at least 3 times, of course I can tell you this is from "The Gang Gets Invincible" when they try out for the Philadelphia Eagles.
 barfolomew: @Christina either that or a sex thing. Always a possibility.
 Christina: What acting has become these days.
Image 237726   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
837
 
 Wooden Spoon: Lets start an anonymous club
 glenalec: The Blair Witch is actually quite friendly if you take time to get to know her.
 Jesse P: Welcome to the Grand Illusion.
 ping: @Ulillillia That was my thought, too. I've learnt a lot about creating logos by pulling them apart and redrawing them with minor differences. Doing the same with this doesn't feel quite right. Also, this style is so far out of my comfort zone...
 Ulillillia: @ping Mascot in the woods
 AlexDeLarge: You see, woodsman? All who perish here will become Trees for the lantern. Cut them down with your ax. GO! NOW!
 ping: That's beautiful. I'd love to be able to draw stuff like this.
Image 237725   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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