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258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

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Score:
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 digabigpig: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...
 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century
 Beef Supreme: Some radio talk show today referred to Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, and Amazon as the "new" big 4 TV networks.
 funny in the wall: And if he were to exercise good judgement and end the call with me early in order to call someone who might care, hed probably be penalized @FabricMan
 Fiveninety: @Ulillillia they also usually sound better, especially if you have an actual stereo connected to your TV.. for some reason, most cable boxes are just totally worthless garbage
 FabricMan: @funny in the wall It's sad because you KNOW these guys aren't going to make rent unless they sell their quota of TV packages, and they know they're stuck selling a worthless product
 Warrax: I also have an antenna. Rarely use it, but it works really well. Did you know Tori Spelling does psychic network commercials now? Because it's so hard to be an actress and a mother, and sometimes you need a little guidance.
 Yam: This happened to my girlfriend a while back. They asked who her tv was with, she said she had bunny ears, they laughed, she didnt
 funny in the wall: I recently endured 15 minutes of Comcast trying to convince me to add a tv service after having to of them explicitly that I do not watch television and I have no interest in watching television. Free HBO is kind a useless proposition when I can download all that shit for free if I ever wanted to actually watch it, which I do not. It was kind of funny to hear the guy go through the preordained prompts with a sunken tone in his voice
 Ulillillia: If you're able to pick them up, broadcast stations look much better over antenna than over cable.
 barfolomew: That's close to the correct asshole salesperson approach. You're supposed to say "I understand you need to make the correct choices based on your budget."
Image 237734   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
824
 
 NashtasticVoyage: Nutted and she still suckin. Haven't gotten to say that in a while.
 addend: "Go on... Those nuts aren't going to eat themselves."
 Robespierre: As Walt Garrison used to say, "Jest a peench 'tween yer cheek and gum..."
 funny in the wall: The chipmunks at the Colorado Springs zoo get fed by everyone so theyre like adorable little spheres. I know its not healthy but they seem to be at least getting around quickly. Ill snap a photo the next time we go
 Dr Awkward: Lipmonk
Image 237733   03-16-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
784
 
 Robespierre: Enthusiastic, this one
Image 237732   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
372
 
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: no, but his dad was
 charlemagne: wasn't that kid in beetlejuice?
 Urn BooUrn: Suck it up, Betty. There is no room for second place in 3rd grade field day.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I Gar-On-TEE
 dangerkeith3000: That's the most aerodynamic kid I have ever seen.
 wolfpk: @grizzly Come on, you are acting like Lance is a cheater!
 Yam: Man theres a lot of weird there
 Dr Awkward: I'm certain that this kids parents are absolutely insufferable.
 grizzly: Disqualified
Image 237731   03-16-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
336
 
 Robespierre: It takes Ming to know Ming
 trelyate: i went into this one hesadshop that had a sign that said "if it rhymes with chong it's wrong"
 barfolomew: It's a "tobacco water pipe." We will not sell to you if you use any other name.
 ughjeez: @bug I think you mean "the 'belt buckles'"
 grizzly: We get it.
 bug: Also, the brass knuckles are for meat tenderizing only.
 Joseph: This is a pipe.
Image 237730   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
624
 
 Robespierre: SHOWDOWN
 Side Boob: Fluffy is sick of your shit
Image 237729   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
501
 
 isosceleswaffle: If I had these kinds of excuses, I wouldn't mind being tubby at all!
 Warrax: Try using the cat tree thing in the background.
 funny in the wall: Theres too much weird about this guy for a random comic character. Is there a back story? Is he Cartman from the future?
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly The allegory of our time, really.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 you should have. It's a good story.
 dangerkeith3000: tl;dr
Image 237728   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
221
 
 Colty Brumb: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....
 Beef Supreme: That's a chickenshit ticket. Out of state plates on the offending vehicle?
 WotGives: I was once pulled over for passing a cop. He was doing 55 in a 50 in the right lane, i was doing 58-60. He wrote the ticket at 51. I told the judge all of the above and he tore up the ticket. Sometimes life's ok
 Science: @Side Boob: The thing that sucks is that you need to take an entire day off of work, sit in court, and pay $100 in court fees to get this dismissed.
 grizzly: You deserve this you law breaker. That's why they call it a speed LIMIT.
 Side Boob: Fight that shit
 tib gubb: this was preventable
 barfolomew: I once returned to my car two minutes after the meter expired, and found a ticket timed one minute after the meter expired.
 wolfpk: Technology correct, but you would have to be a grade A asshole to write it! Any judge I know would throw it out.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck tha police
Image 237727   03-16-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
410
 
 DrinkMixMan: I literally wore this for a commercial a month ago
 sparename: Bogeyman
 Amy Housewine: It's not easy being green.
 dangerkeith3000: Since I've seen every episode at least 3 times, of course I can tell you this is from "The Gang Gets Invincible" when they try out for the Philadelphia Eagles.
 barfolomew: @Christina either that or a sex thing. Always a possibility.
 Christina: What acting has become these days.
Image 237726   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
861
 
 Wooden Spoon: Lets start an anonymous club
 gggina: The Blair Witch is actually quite friendly if you take time to get to know her.
 Jesse P: Welcome to the Grand Illusion.
 ping: @Ulillillia That was my thought, too. I've learnt a lot about creating logos by pulling them apart and redrawing them with minor differences. Doing the same with this doesn't feel quite right. Also, this style is so far out of my comfort zone...
 Ulillillia: @ping Mascot in the woods
 AlexDeLarge: You see, woodsman? All who perish here will become Trees for the lantern. Cut them down with your ax. GO! NOW!
 ping: That's beautiful. I'd love to be able to draw stuff like this.
Image 237725   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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