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258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

257365  Mr Bleak: @Whatever Please let me know which airline you use ... I wish to avoid it.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
221
 
 Colty Brumb: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....
 Beef Supreme: That's a chickenshit ticket. Out of state plates on the offending vehicle?
 WotGives: I was once pulled over for passing a cop. He was doing 55 in a 50 in the right lane, i was doing 58-60. He wrote the ticket at 51. I told the judge all of the above and he tore up the ticket. Sometimes life's ok
 Science: @Side Boob: The thing that sucks is that you need to take an entire day off of work, sit in court, and pay $100 in court fees to get this dismissed.
 grizzly: You deserve this you law breaker. That's why they call it a speed LIMIT.
 Side Boob: Fight that shit
 tib gubb: this was preventable
 barfolomew: I once returned to my car two minutes after the meter expired, and found a ticket timed one minute after the meter expired.
 wolfpk: Technology correct, but you would have to be a grade A asshole to write it! Any judge I know would throw it out.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck tha police
Image 237727   03-16-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
410
 
 DrinkMixMan: I literally wore this for a commercial a month ago
 sparename: Bogeyman
 Amy Housewine: It's not easy being green.
 dangerkeith3000: Since I've seen every episode at least 3 times, of course I can tell you this is from "The Gang Gets Invincible" when they try out for the Philadelphia Eagles.
 barfolomew: @Christina either that or a sex thing. Always a possibility.
 Christina: What acting has become these days.
Image 237726   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
861
 
 Wooden Spoon: Lets start an anonymous club
 gggina: The Blair Witch is actually quite friendly if you take time to get to know her.
 Jesse P: Welcome to the Grand Illusion.
 ping: @Ulillillia That was my thought, too. I've learnt a lot about creating logos by pulling them apart and redrawing them with minor differences. Doing the same with this doesn't feel quite right. Also, this style is so far out of my comfort zone...
 Ulillillia: @ping Mascot in the woods
 AlexDeLarge: You see, woodsman? All who perish here will become Trees for the lantern. Cut them down with your ax. GO! NOW!
 ping: That's beautiful. I'd love to be able to draw stuff like this.
Image 237725   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
617
 
 Shay: Next door to Sofa King.
 Warrax: My eating bedroom.
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless forget the restaurant
 fanny: i'm going to suggest this to my brother as the name of his new restaurant
 Peter Pantsless: "...with blackjack and hookers!"
Image 237724   03-16-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
763
 
 Side Boob: Welp, I'm in love.
Image 237723   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
533
 
 Micro Jackson: Fuck yo couch
Image 237722   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
632
 
 sparename: @funny in the wall We had one of our friends take our cat to the vet to get neutered 'cos he lived close to the surgery. Months later when Andy came to our house for a party the cat hissed at him
 funny in the wall: my wife took the cat to the vet, who insisted on removing six of the cat's teeth. this was weeks ago and the cat is still mad at me. he seems to decide that anything that he does not like is my fault. a few years ago, my wife's friend brought her kitten by and our cat hid from me and hissed at me for months afterward.
 Peter Pantsless: "Sorry, boss. Can't come in today. "
Image 237721   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
471
 
 Bill Rye: hops?
 VeeKay: Take me down little Susie, take me down, I know you think you're the queen of the underground, And you can send me dead flowers every morning, Send me dead flowers by the mail, Send me dead flowers to my wedding, And I won't forget to put roses on your grave.
Image 237720   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
621
 
 Shay: justgirlythings
 Robespierre: Spinal Tap are BACK... and more 11 than ever!
 Christina: Nice hairdo.
 VeeKay: Lana Del Ray and the posse
 Dr Awkward: YAAASSSS Rodeo Queen.
 funny in the wall: girls' night out
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro hay girlfriends, haaaay
 parrotsnest: Girlfriends selfieeee
Image 237719   03-16-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
820
 
 Robespierre: Someone should teach them to play the ukelele
 Not A Bot: 'Scuse me, but you seem to ha a big glob of cute on your ba-a-a-a-ck...
 Christina: I almost know that feeling.
Image 237718   03-16-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
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