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258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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 Robespierre: Badass
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous
 barfolomew: Am I expected to want to have sex with the cat?
 Christina: "I are a pin-up!"
Image 237705   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
800
 
 Robespierre: My favourite in this series was "The Inevitability of School Lunch"
 VeeKay: Rad for scarfolk
 VoR: I broken my ankle and went under a 5 hour op to fix it. Never felt a thing. So remember. The best pain relief is to have a head injury and be unconscious for 10 mins or so...
 Skaalar: That doesnt look like your hand, little girl.
 Teechur: @Christina I've always believed that if you want to work on a computer, buy a PC. If you want to work WITH a computer, buy an Apple.
 Christina: Not so inevitable. Apples cause pain. Stay with Windows.
Image 237704   03-16-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
581
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Then they have to pay garbage fees ... and they can;t tell if they are recyclable, so it's landfill garbage as well.
 Warrax: Have you tried shoving it in your ass?
 barfolomew: @VeeKay I know, but if you don't know what it is, what it does or who might want it, you'll have a hard time settling on a price.
 funny in the wall: @VeeKay hardly worth the thousands of dollars they could potentially make. The honest things to do would be to throw them out.
 VeeKay: @barfolomew @funny in the wall Got to store them and use labour to handle them. Neither of these are free.
 grizzly: @Derp Herpigan fantastic impression. I actually heard it in my head.
 Ulillillia: First Grant ordered too many fries, now this
 barfolomew: How did you arrive at $1.95 as a fair price. And they would be handy for making a hamster habitrail.
 Derp Herpigan: Foh-bohbohbohbohbohboh (that's the noise these plastic things make, those downspouts that bend make that noise and it does entertain me for like 5 minutes or so)
 funny in the wall: why not make them free then?
Image 237703   03-16-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
756
 
 Annoying Vegan : I love dogs in cozy donut mode
Image 237702   03-16-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
317
 
 VeeKay: Look Maw! I dood a art!
 Zukero: More colors than its original gamut.
 Christina: I like the colors.
 Robespierre: Purposeful repurposing
 Spazstatic: MS Paint: Watercolor Edition
 ping: Nice screensaver.
Image 237701   03-16-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
230
 
 Not A Bot: Congratulations! Your recent upload was rejected. Yet this gets accepted...
 barfolomew: @Not A Bot 4 u
 Not A Bot: Just because that's what I like to do doesn't mean I'm a slave.
Image 237700   03-16-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
931
 
 ping: @ignatz ...and one of those rads is mine. Sorry about that. :(
 durian: Windowlicky
 charlemagne: @Zukero could be norfolk
 ignatz: @fanny Yeh, I was flattered TBH, and it's racking up the RADS again. ;)
 fanny: @ignatz we need a This makes me MAD button!
 romangreek: @Teechur all abooaaaaaard! Honk honk!
 mexican: @Teechur Purple Pole sounds like a strip club. Just sayin'.
 Teechur: Is this the Aggro Express? Traveling around picking up Aggronauts to take to Mascot's workshop at the Purple Pole?
 Robespierre: I'm gonna buy me a Muhcree a-a-and ... croo-oo-oo-ooze up 'n' down this row...
 Christina: Drives on the left.
 ping: Glad to see the limo'd been repaired... and extended. Nice render @Bro Bro
 marxist: @Zukero @funny in the wall you ruin everything! *shakes fist*
 Zukero: @Yurishiro the scenery says Australia.
 funny in the wall: this sounds like a much better plan than working. i'll be right out
 funny in the wall: @Yurishiro or japan
 jadensmith: Mascot resides in England? :O
 ignatz: *blushes* (ahem: 114487#114487 @ping @Bro Bro Borrow Borrow?)
 buffalo: Powered by comments.
 elronhubard: Oh good, we can all fit
 caesar: The story continues
Image 237699   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
573
 
 Robespierre: Ahoy to you too, m'lady
 Otterman: Admiral Nana of the Seventh Fleet
 twisty: Is this Gerard Depardieu?
Image 237698   03-16-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
258
 
 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"
 Micro Jackson: Wow! That blew up REAL good! Here's another 55 million bucks! Do it again!
 jazzjunkie: @Christina He is literally the guy in the pic.
 VeeKay: When it kicks in...
 Oober: @tib gubb you can't stop progress my dear space friend!
 Robespierre: Muskier than most
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro I think it's more speech than a label and @Korrok is speaking in the third person.
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro hey man, don't mess with the classics
 funny in the wall: @ignatz you beat me to it, well done.
 Christina: Why can't I find I guy like this in the picture?
 moogerator: @Korrok Have you ever thought of writing just "approves..."? Then it would appear "Korrok: approves..." instead of "Korrok: Korrok approves..."
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 ignatz: Hold on to your hairpiece Elon
Image 237697   03-16-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
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 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.
 UltraBeverly: @Spazstatic There's a pin for "Nightclub" on the nearby freeway too. That island has EVERYTHING!
 Christina: @Spazstatic There is no street view of this site. I wonder why...
 Spazstatic: Found it. goo.gl/maps/…
 Spazstatic: I guess it wasn't that eternal.
 Spazstatic: I checked Google Maps and had no results.
 Side Boob: Is this Costco in Kirkland, WA?
 Zukero: @Yurishiro Yeah, but it ends with glory hole tehehehe...
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 DJSnoopMike: I don't see any stand, what are they gonna fill the great hot dog stand of eternal glory hole with? Ah, too long, that's just awful.
 Mexico: Lo, let me tell you children the tale of the Great Stadium Food War of 2017...
Image 237696   03-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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