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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Score:
258
 
 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"
 Micro Jackson: Wow! That blew up REAL good! Here's another 55 million bucks! Do it again!
 jazzjunkie: @Christina He is literally the guy in the pic.
 VeeKay: When it kicks in...
 Oober: @tib gubb you can't stop progress my dear space friend!
 Robespierre: Muskier than most
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro I think it's more speech than a label and @Korrok is speaking in the third person.
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro hey man, don't mess with the classics
 funny in the wall: @ignatz you beat me to it, well done.
 Christina: Why can't I find I guy like this in the picture?
 moogerator: @Korrok Have you ever thought of writing just "approves..."? Then it would appear "Korrok: approves..." instead of "Korrok: Korrok approves..."
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Stephen Milkmus: Hold on to your hairpiece Elon
Image 237697   03-16-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
581
 
 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.
 UltraBeverly: @Spazstatic There's a pin for "Nightclub" on the nearby freeway too. That island has EVERYTHING!
 Christina: @Spazstatic There is no street view of this site. I wonder why...
 Spazstatic: Found it. goo.gl/maps/…
 Spazstatic: I guess it wasn't that eternal.
 Spazstatic: I checked Google Maps and had no results.
 Side Boob: Is this Costco in Kirkland, WA?
 Zukero: @Yurishiro Yeah, but it ends with glory hole tehehehe...
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 DJSnoopMike: I don't see any stand, what are they gonna fill the great hot dog stand of eternal glory hole with? Ah, too long, that's just awful.
 Mexico: Lo, let me tell you children the tale of the Great Stadium Food War of 2017...
Image 237696   03-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
254
 
 daver: Hey! My eyes are down here!
 VeeKay: I told him! I said 'sketch out the model before you start painting and make sure the perspective works' but oh no, ha ha I'm just a stupid art teacher and deserve to be ignored. Well, fuck him, he's getting an 'ungraded' for this shit.
Image 237695   03-16-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
487
 
 karmakat: anti-alien service?
 Vorm Gongo: @Christina Deffo worth the 30 bucks spent for it.
 Christina: Rad office prank!
 westerner: metal af
 charlemagne: the future is now
 Dr Awkward: I've been foiled, once again!
Image 237694   03-16-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
353
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny Provided they are topped with bacon, cheese, and a meat patty they are delicious. Once you have thrown away the lentil bit, obviously.
 Mr Bleak: Um ... Just what part of the chicken do the "rings" come from? The only part I can think of, I don't want to eat...
 jochenau: I went to a place that had a grilled portobello burger. Some veggie burgers are pretty good, but the portobello's simple, good, and not a mash of random vegetable protein trying to be something it's not.
 Ulillillia: Simmer down now
 fanny: @tib gubb @Annoying Vegan i just had a lentil burger and it was delicious!
 Gentleman: Sack of chicken rings sounds unwholesome somehow
 AceOfSpades: Aunt Linda gives it three GAHs and an OH BROTHER
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb @Yurishiro Some of them are great, and some of them are awful!
 Robespierre: WipeAssholeThings.com
 tib gubb: i happen to find veggie burgers delightful tyvm
 original og: @Annoying Vegan
Image 237693   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
339
 
 Mad Collager: Wait! Lady Liberty joined the Nazi Party?!?
 Robespierre: When you get caught between the wheat and New York City...
 tib gubb: the heist of the century
 ping: I'd never heard of it when I found the image. It was an art project by Agnes Denes to grow a field of wheat on Manhattan Island, on the land that was to become Battery Park. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…)
 charlemagne: you fools, damn you all to hell
 Dr Awkward: Amber waves of fiduciary gain
 gumble: Land of the 'free-trade tariffs'
Image 237692   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
833
 
 jazzjunkie: The ice cream man probably painted this
 Skaalar: Used to be trebuchet parking only, but the times, they are a changin
 barfolomew: So sayeth the King of Ice Cream.
 VeeKay: 'Fan hufen ia yn unig' surely?
 charlemagne: they're justified, and they're ancient
 VoR: Probably a lot of ice cream turf issues there.
Image 237691   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
277
 
 Robespierre: Bonchat de neige
 VeeKay: Nailed it.
 Remp Wulgus: grumpy cat!
Image 237690   03-16-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
772
 
 Micro Jackson: 30 seconds later he just, like, evaporated or something
 Ulillillia: Congratulations, William H. Macy
 funny in the wall: when did he grow his hand back?
 a robot: He seems like a cool guy. And I know "the Last Jedi" was polarizing but personally I loved it
 Side Boob: A little short for a stormtrooper, aren't you?
Image 237689   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
412
 
 Micro Jackson: Sad to admit that this makes me jealous
 Robespierre: Aqua Net - makes it crunchy, too
 VeeKay: Fan hufen ia yn unig
Image 237688   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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