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258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

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258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood



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 9. god666: 2117 points
10. burritos: 1926 points
11. DerMantis: 1891 points
12. Side Boob: 1846 points
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14. Drunk Orc: 1700 points
15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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Score:
527
 
 grizzly: That mother clucker...
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Useles in every sense other than they can have a real effect on local businesses:/
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward 90% of Yelp reviews appear to be useless - you wanna be a pseudo-journalist, go start a blog that nobody'll read, or something.
 Magic Bullets: I want it all! And I want it now!
 Dr Awkward: @DrinkMixMan Yeah, but I bet you wouldn't give a 1-star yelp review like a fucking douche canoe
 Ulillillia: @savvoy That was my philosophy even before this.
 savvoy: Yeah, fuck Chik-fil-A
 DrinkMixMan: @DrinkMixMan Or "cluck it" as it were
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, I dunno, I'd probably say "fuck it" to a 40 minute wait myself.
 robocop: For certain values of 'chicken' only.
Image 237623   03-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
837
 
 Robespierre: Grey cat, pondering
 hajjpodge: Tell me more.
 Not A Bot: Okay fine, I'll post it: Rad -ish.
 WetWilly: Paint me like one of your Persian cats.
Image 237622   03-15-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
849
 
 Robespierre: Twofer - akita you not
 Dresdenkeogh: Shiba inubasket. Smooshibas in a basket
 hajjpodge: @glenalec Floof borfket
 savvoy: Much crowd, very basket, wow
 robocop: Floof basket.
Image 237621   03-15-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Image 237620 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rhombo Dimple. Boo, Rhombo Dimple.
Score:
593
 
 Greek Fire: Puss in Boots
Image 237619   03-15-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
305
 
 t48: Planking was so ten years ago.
 wolfpk: I always say that the local lumber yards lumber is what fell off the truck!
 kazzy94: Carpenters cringing
 charmander: Surf the wood-wave
Image 237618   03-15-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
720
 
 Annoying Vegan : 13/10 would nap with
 Not A Bot: the city so nice they named it Jacksonville
Image 237617   03-15-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
733
 
 Robespierre: Chubby Dobie
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't share a coke with your dog. Because I fear you may have.
 Teechur: Pupperglycemic
 Ulillillia: Gordo doggo
Image 237616   03-15-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
213
 
 Robespierre: @savvoy Another solution to a non-existent problem
 savvoy: WTF I refuse to have a faucet that requires batteries
 square44: yup. that's a faucet, alright.
Image 237615   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
620
 
 Annoying Vegan : Doggo disapproves of your nonsense.
 wolfpk: Can I be cream soda?
Image 237614   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
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