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244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
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 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan I wish i could MEGA + your comment :)
 Robespierre: Too much bling for this time of the morning. MORE COFFEEEEE!
 Side Boob: Make the Empire Glorious Again! (Nice work as usual, @Ping )
 ignatz: @ping :).. 'Gaudy, tacky trophy' Hmmm (squints, formulates plan)
 Annoying Vegan : @mexican Too far? What part of MEGA dont you understand?!
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Finally, the button we all deserve!
 Not A Bot: Oh wait, that's legitimately me in the picture what the fuck!?!
 mexican: I think the diamonds are a touch too far, but the overall effect is nice.
 fanny: well hello beautiful!
 funny in the wall: *MAGA
 a robot: @ping Yay! So shiny :D
 ping: Created for #237223 because @ignatz deserves a gaudy, tacky trophy. :)
Image 237612   03-15-18   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
136
 
 ping: @hajjpodge Nice try, but I'm not drawing one of those. Just imagine MEGA RAD but bent, broken, and covered in gravy.
 Yurishiro: Get out of here you rascals!
 Side Boob: One more and they can bend space-time.
 hajjpodge: This is MEGA SAD.
 savvoy: I judge these people so hard, but I fear that if I ever have mobility issues, I will end up just as bloated. Because I love food and have no self control at all.
 LKoroton: Can this carts go backwards?
 Ulillillia: youtu.be/…
 wolfpk: 0.0
 sparename: "It's Stephen Hawking's fault that some matter just "happens" to appear in this universe
 glenalec: The Walmart Centipede?
Image 237611   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
353
 
 Science: Gotta practice my STABBIN'!
 Psymon: And the other hamburger will ALSO be made of your lungs
 funny in the wall: hey, red!
Image 237610   03-15-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
293
 
 cran vodka: ummmmmm @Lantry
 Lantry: Pizza Reservations
 Ulillillia: I just need that button.
Image 237609   03-15-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
351
 
 itskando: @grizzly There's something about it that he or she normally wouldn't like it, but definitely does like it.
 grizzly: @itskando some dude told me that a band I was playing in at that time was his guilty pleasure. I wasn't sure if I should've been offended or not.
 Yurishiro: Rick and Horsy
 Felicity: Its 2 depressing cartoons in 1!
 itskando: Love Bojack. Rick and Morty is my guilty pleasure.
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh No, and yes
 Ulillillia: Emmett Brown's relationship woes
 Dresdenkeogh: Is your girlfriend voiced by Will Arnett? Do you have a deep sadness within you?
Image 237608   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @VoR That's one to you, I'd say.
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 ..you haven't seen one.
 dangerkeith3000: Jeez, why does everything look like a vagina to me?
 DrinkMixMan: AaahhhhhhhhH!!!! Later-season Simpsons!
 Winterneuro: Vampirism, Blade III version
 jochenau: Oh dear.
 Dresdenkeogh: Homer D'ohntata
Image 237607   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
249
 
 Robespierre: Roll up ... for the Mystery Tour
 Zarathustra: Snow.exe has stopped working.
 bug: *Unfurls scroll* "Thou art bad at parking thine horseless carriage"
 glenalec: Self-removing snow! What will they think of next!
Image 237606   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
551
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Ulillillia
 Dresdenkeogh: Yeah they have trouble googling things and none of the current text to voice apps recognize scooby-doobese
 Ulillillia: "Did you hear that dogs can't look up?"
Image 237605   03-15-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
638
 
 Robespierre: Your style. Handpicked & delivered
 Side Boob: Don't overlook the big licorice at the top of the box!
 glenalec: Many many years ago, an electrician quit smoking by chewing on cable offcuts. Unfortunately, at least back then, the plastic was softened with lead content and his blood-lead levels were resultingly dangerously high!
 savvoy: Yeah, fuck licorice
 wolfpk: Don't forget light sockets make great sex toys. Just make sure they are turned on.
 Dresdenkeogh: @a robot tastes like anise which my phone accurately corrects to anus
 a robot: Eeew, black licorice.
Image 237604   03-15-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
481
 
 WTF: @grizzly "Mama you're alive! Old people, you have to reassure them."
 grizzly: Owen!
Image 237603   03-15-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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