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257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.



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10. burritos: 1860 points
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Score:
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 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan I wish i could MEGA + your comment :)
 Robespierre: Too much bling for this time of the morning. MORE COFFEEEEE!
 Side Boob: Make the Empire Glorious Again! (Nice work as usual, @Ping )
 Annoying Vegan : @mexican Too far? What part of MEGA dont you understand?!
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Finally, the button we all deserve!
 Not A Bot: Oh wait, that's legitimately me in the picture what the fuck!?!
 mexican: I think the diamonds are a touch too far, but the overall effect is nice.
 fanny: well hello beautiful!
 funny in the wall: *MAGA
 a robot: @ping Yay! So shiny :D
 ping: Created for #237223 because @ignatz deserves a gaudy, tacky trophy. :)
Image 237612   03-15-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
136
 
 ping: @hajjpodge Nice try, but I'm not drawing one of those. Just imagine MEGA RAD but bent, broken, and covered in gravy.
 skittles: Get out of here you rascals!
 Side Boob: One more and they can bend space-time.
 hajjpodge: This is MEGA SAD.
 savvoy: I judge these people so hard, but I fear that if I ever have mobility issues, I will end up just as bloated. Because I love food and have no self control at all.
 LKoroton: Can this carts go backwards?
 Ulillillia: youtu.be/…
 wolfpk: 0.0
 sparename: "It's Stephen Hawking's fault that some matter just "happens" to appear in this universe
 iCEy: The Walmart Centipede?
Image 237611   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
353
 
 Science: Gotta practice my STABBIN'!
 Psymon: And the other hamburger will ALSO be made of your lungs
 funny in the wall: hey, red!
Image 237610   03-15-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
293
 
 cran vodka: ummmmmm @Lantry
 Lantry: Pizza Reservations
 Ulillillia: I just need that button.
Image 237609   03-15-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
380
 
 itskando: @grizzly There's something about it that he or she normally wouldn't like it, but definitely does like it.
 grizzly: @itskando some dude told me that a band I was playing in at that time was his guilty pleasure. I wasn't sure if I should've been offended or not.
 pirate: Rick and Horsy
 hammy: Its 2 depressing cartoons in 1!
 itskando: Love Bojack. Rick and Morty is my guilty pleasure.
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh No, and yes
 Ulillillia: Emmett Brown's relationship woes
 Dresdenkeogh: Is your girlfriend voiced by Will Arnett? Do you have a deep sadness within you?
Image 237608   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @VoR That's one to you, I'd say.
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 ..you haven't seen one.
 dangerkeith3000: Jeez, why does everything look like a vagina to me?
 DrinkMixMan: AaahhhhhhhhH!!!! Later-season Simpsons!
 Winterneuro: Vampirism, Blade III version
 jochenau: Oh dear.
 Dresdenkeogh: Homer D'ohntata
Image 237607   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
249
 
 Robespierre: Roll up ... for the Mystery Tour
 Zarathustra: Snow.exe has stopped working.
 bug: *Unfurls scroll* "Thou art bad at parking thine horseless carriage"
 RimLickinGood: Self-removing snow! What will they think of next!
Image 237606   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
551
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Ulillillia
 Dresdenkeogh: Yeah they have trouble googling things and none of the current text to voice apps recognize scooby-doobese
 Ulillillia: "Did you hear that dogs can't look up?"
Image 237605   03-15-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
666
 
 Robespierre: Your style. Handpicked & delivered
 Side Boob: Don't overlook the big licorice at the top of the box!
 Social Vegan: Many many years ago, an electrician quit smoking by chewing on cable offcuts. Unfortunately, at least back then, the plastic was softened with lead content and his blood-lead levels were resultingly dangerously high!
 savvoy: Yeah, fuck licorice
 wolfpk: Don't forget light sockets make great sex toys. Just make sure they are turned on.
 Dresdenkeogh: @a robot tastes like anise which my phone accurately corrects to anus
 a robot: Eeew, black licorice.
Image 237604   03-15-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
481
 
 WTF: @grizzly "Mama you're alive! Old people, you have to reassure them."
 grizzly: Owen!
Image 237603   03-15-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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