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258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

257365  Mr Bleak: @Whatever Please let me know which airline you use ... I wish to avoid it.

258426  grizzly: @jochenau it was DIC (deek)

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
321
 
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES
 fishsoup: why bees?
 tib gubb: is that where the flying apes live?
 Robespierre: Eat the rich
 ping: @Warrax That's coz it's shiny.
 Ulillillia: Presidential Motorcade
 Warrax: I can see myself in this.
 tane: vv I'm not even going to deep-query my sub-conscious on that one!
 abrahamx: That just makes me think of vibrators, for some reason. :-O
 hajjpodge: Ironically their surname is Silverman.
Image 237582   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
359
 
 tib gubb: maturity levels are high
 bug: Heheheheh, jEj
Image 237581   03-15-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
515
 
 Uncle Phil: Beauty of Cuba
 CoffeeAndCigs: @FabricMan Livertad!
 tib gubb: "... I'll be okay... Just give me a minute..."
 Ulillillia: If you're into tall women, I know just the vacation spot for you
 FabricMan: @VeeKay "You broke my heart, Fredo!"
 generic: "wtf is this, did someone shit in the water?"
 VeeKay: Until 26 July 1959, then maybe not so much.
 Wooden Spoon: @jochenau: I was assuming urine
 jochenau: Cuba, Land of Maybe You'll Get Barfed On By a Lady With a Hat that Blots Out the Sun
Image 237580   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
733
 
 wwwdotcom: And when there was only one set of paw prints...
 Side Boob: Know your place, hoo-man!
Image 237579   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
775
 
 fishsoup: extereme croquet! - definitely RAD
 wolfpk: Safety.... never heard of it.
 VeeKay: Model A Fords?
 carpwoman: I can't believe the human race still exists. We are dumber than a box of hammers sometimes.
 Butcherboy: Man clarkson and James may are older than I thought
 Annoying Vegan : This game of Calvinball looks complicated.
 Shay: Tally OH SHIT!!!
Image 237578   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
236
 
 VeeKay: But we stayed for the apathy.
 El hefe: Which station of the cross is this?
 Annoying Vegan : The sidewalk led me here.
 barfolomew: @VoR here. Can't you read?
 VoR: Where are you?
Image 237577   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
172
 
 Science: @Annoying Vegan : They put it where they know people are going to be looking.
 VeeKay: Young Vladimir Putin before he became a KBG officer, brief and illicit career as a tattooist.
 Vault Dweller: @Wooden Spoon - Well I was a sperm donor back in my student days 20-odd years ago, so maybe....
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: my dad has said the same thing my whole life... Dad?
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre @glenalec @Annoying Vegan I cut brand labels off gifted clothing as a teenager. then though I went through a heavy ecko phase where i did not do that. now i just dress in rags because i don't feel like changing my clothes between the office and the gym and fuck what anyone else thinks. i currently have cooking stains on my pants and spackling stains on my sweatshirt.
 Annoying Vegan : @glenalec @Robespierre I recently bought some high end yoga pants, and got home to discover that the brand is on the butt. I took a Sharpie to them, as I wont tolerate anyone literally advertising on my ass. (This comment is sponsored by Sharpie.)
 El hefe: You're hired!
 ani625: @Robespierre - I don't even wear branded clothes/accessories - I figure if the company wants me to advertise them, they should pay me (giving me the item free is sufficient payment - I'm not famous enough to expect actual money, though.)
 Robespierre: Brand obsession is a poor lifestyle choice
Image 237576   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
398
 
 BavidDowie: Andale! Andale!
Image 237575   03-15-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
619
 
 ping: @Wooden Spoon I've got 'em 'here'. (+) for Harvey.
 Skinr: I'm a MAJOR AWARD
 Wooden Spoon: Where the hell did my apostrophes go?
 Wooden Spoon: Youre not a limited edition, youre Harvey.
 karmakat: nothing wrong with you, close mind bigots are the problem.
Image 237574   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
393
 
 itskando: @Skinr Christine 2
 daisy picker: #237516
 Beef Supreme: Directions clear, coming to terms with result of sticking dick in car.
 generic: The car owner didn't impregnate her. She just wants someone to call up and congratulate her.
 VeeKay: Wrong car honey.
 Skinr: A deleted scene from 'My Mother the Car'?
 funny in the wall: i first thought it was like a "i know i parked illegally but i had to pee" thing but, yeah, no phone number
 Slug Wind: That is why you don't have unprotected sex with your car.
 Greifer: hmm no name no telefon number... hmmm who might that be... #toomanygirlfriends
 WTF: Weirdest baby announcement ever!
 Hyphae: Is your girlfriend a hearse?
 Robespierre: Wife messin' wit'choo agin...
Image 237573   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
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