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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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10. withak: 1615 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
946
 
 Jabberwikket: @Dresdenkeogh, My Little Pony: Thrashing is Magic
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm imagining they're rocking out to system of a down, gwar, or rage against the machine
 Hyphae: Is your girlfriend good with kids?
Image 237531   03-15-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
765
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Zukero: but one fewer ball
 WTF: ...On a bicycle built for doot.
 Zukero: Has the same doc as Lance Armstrong.
 dangerkeith3000: He lost a lot of weight by biking.
 a spider plan: Doot. Doot! coming through
 Bernie 2016: Top of the morning, Senor Esquelito
Image 237530   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
509
 
 dangerkeith3000: Is the fish pregnant too? Wait, they just lay eggs to be fertilized, right?
 Teechur: That family must have great depth perception.
Image 237529   03-15-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
913
 
 Ulillillia: @Urn BooUrn Coming soon to TLC.
 Urn BooUrn: tiny kitten, big love.
Image 237528   03-15-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
249
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why women live longer than men...
 Beef Supreme: That minivan is gonna take a life soon.
 Robespierre: Danger, Will Robinson!
 Side Boob: Dear OSHA...
 Sadbot: *squish*
 Teechur: Jack stands. Because Jack doesn't want to crawl under that.
 karmakat: yeah...I feel so SAFE to go under it...NOT!
 Scoo: Up on blocks. LOTS of blocks.
 Dr Awkward: Safety last!
Image 237527   03-15-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
435
 
 Mr Bleak: Erm ... eh ... just what is the extra hole between his arms for?
 Science: Your government at work.
 bug: Proof of concept. He should be able to charge more now...
 funny in the wall: wop wop
 Off Topic: After that, the stock market crashed.
 barfolomew: You know how it is when you get a new toy... You want to play with it as soon as possible.
Image 237526   03-15-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
507
 
 Christina: Rad for not putting the dog food on fire.
 cenecia: It gets really expensive doing these 7 times a year per dog.
 Dr Awkward: It's a dog-eat-cake world out there.
Image 237525   03-15-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
183
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Krampus approves
 Kaviri: I will rip off your head and shit down your neck.
 trelyate: he'll see you when you're shitting
 karmakat: poor Santa.
 Teechur: And inside? A Yule log
 Dr Awkward: Uh oh, we've got a Santa Clog.
 Scoo: This is someone's fetish
 sparename: Santa Cludgie
Image 237524   03-15-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
401
 
 Beerarchy: Good lettering! This is from before all the characters had Comic Sans handwriting
 Ulillillia: @mexican He is s-m-r-t
 mexican: I am kind of surprised that Homer Simpson of all people would have the foresight to put that last item on the list.
 Christina: This is my bucket list.
Image 237523   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
286
 
 Not A Bot: why so serious?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Prostata him saying "no pie for youuuu " pops into my head way too frequently to be healthy.
 Ulillillia: what's an updoot
 Science: Beely! Manndy!
 Prostata: rad for grimmy
Image 237522   03-15-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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