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272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

272947  Shorts Leng: The mural has a little yellow light on the right side from the street art one. Detail.

272916  ignatz: @tib gubb def don't not improve the poster, but as for the film..

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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grizzly uploaded 272443 (886 points)
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Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (850 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1696 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1451 points
13. westerner: 1432 points
14. bbbrandon: 1391 points
15. celtic: 1360 points
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 Mr Bleak: Rest in peace sir. "We all knew hes been on borrowed time for the last 50 years, and even though I thought it would never come as a shock when he eventually shuffled off to the great singularity in the sky it..., well, it still is. I feel like a torch that was helping shine a small light on the deepest darkest places of our understanding of the universe has just gone dark."
 hajjpodge: We don't deserve folks like Hawking.
 bag o bones: Trump: Space Force! Hawkins: "Nurse, just unplug this please".
 mexican: The world is quiet here.
 Dr Awkward: I glad that he was one of the very few scientists given the respect and attention they deserve.
 Science: Considering he wasn't supposed to live past 1965-66, I'd say he did pretty damn well.
 Ulillillia: RIP Austin Powers
 Robespierre: The Brain
 drhilljack: Extraordinary man..
 Spazstatic: The saddest Pi Day of our lives.
 ping: The Universe will miss you Stephen.
Image 237349   03-14-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
618
 
 Greek Fire: For the Empire!
 Skaalar: @mexican The Whoahmans!? No no, the ROmans.
 mexican: Are you a bad enough dude to conquer territory for the Romans?
Image 237348   03-14-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
613
 
 XLY: don't dumb open inside
 tib gubb: we need a lot more of this sign in society
 mexican: Go be dumb somewhere else.
 Dr Awkward: I'm giving a midterm today. I should post this sign in the classroom.
 WTF: Not in the USA.
 barfolomew: ALSO THIS IS NOT THE PENIS MUSEUM
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont know if i can help myself
 sparename: "PLEASE DUMB DOWN THERE"
Image 237347   03-14-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
320
 
 Christina: Kill it! Kill it with yodeling!
 Ulillillia: @El hefe I'm club-fuckin'-footed!
 El hefe: ACK! ACK, ACK!
Image 237346   03-14-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
473
 
 dangerkeith3000: Prunella Scales sounds like a Disney villain.
 Robespierre: Her scales need pruning
 Spazstatic: Heh, "waterways"
 Mad Collager: You get there by going the back way.
 tib gubb: still accurate
 Ulillillia: Almost... Almost... There we are.
 Shay: Jolly good time.
Image 237345   03-14-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
422
 
 redbranch: They found corporal punishment wasn't working in schools, so they went to capital punishment.
 Side Boob: I know it's not a popular opinion, but that is a good looking FAL.
 Mad Collager: Remember, every time you make a spelling mistake, the errorists win.
 mexican: Crocs AND plaid? Holy shit this guy is a menace.
 WTF: "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the teacher now!"
 tib gubb: @Scoo those pants. yikes.
 Scoo: This is the Republican wet dream, except for that one uncomfortable detail
 Mr. Shine: "I can't FAL this class!"
Image 237344   03-14-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
447
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob My handwriting is in a no. 6 font typically. I could totally fit more than 255 characters on this page.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @sparename me too!! i thought i was the only one. so convincingly that when i was at a friends garage he tbought a battery he had on charge was cooking out.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
 Scoo: True story: years ago I worked in a sensor development group, and one of standard design acceptance procedures was the False Alarm Rate Test.
 tib gubb: impressive
 sparename: I sometimes fart battery-acid, or so it seems
 Side Boob: Why is there a character limit on a sheet of paper?
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd frame this were I the guilty party
 WTF: You could literally see the stink lines and everything.
Image 237343   03-14-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
447
 
 Eleftheros: @Side Boob said every fan
 Side Boob: I love the show but hate the fans.
Image 237342   03-14-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
784
 
 karmakat: pleeeeease...I am starving!
 Side Boob: How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort.
Image 237341   03-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
360
 
 a robot: I'm more interested in those minimalist garden gnome paintings on the wall behind the sign
 charlemagne: we'll see about that
 Mad Collager: Of course, in the current harassment climate, the "touchless" car wash down the street is doing great.
 El hefe: Old fashioned car wash
 Scoo: Your mom begs to differ
 Side Boob: Giggity
Image 237340   03-14-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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