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258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

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258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Rest in peace sir. "We all knew hes been on borrowed time for the last 50 years, and even though I thought it would never come as a shock when he eventually shuffled off to the great singularity in the sky it..., well, it still is. I feel like a torch that was helping shine a small light on the deepest darkest places of our understanding of the universe has just gone dark."
 hajjpodge: We don't deserve folks like Hawking.
 VeeKay: Trump: Space Force! Hawkins: "Nurse, just unplug this please".
 mexican: The world is quiet here.
 Dr Awkward: I glad that he was one of the very few scientists given the respect and attention they deserve.
 Science: Considering he wasn't supposed to live past 1965-66, I'd say he did pretty damn well.
 Ulillillia: RIP Austin Powers
 Robespierre: The Brain
 ignatz: Extraordinary man..
 Spazstatic: The saddest Pi Day of our lives.
 ping: The Universe will miss you Stephen.
Image 237349   03-14-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
618
 
 Greek Fire: For the Empire!
 Skaalar: @mexican The Whoahmans!? No no, the ROmans.
 mexican: Are you a bad enough dude to conquer territory for the Romans?
Image 237348   03-14-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
613
 
 XLY: don't dumb open inside
 tib gubb: we need a lot more of this sign in society
 mexican: Go be dumb somewhere else.
 Dr Awkward: I'm giving a midterm today. I should post this sign in the classroom.
 WTF: Not in the USA.
 barfolomew: ALSO THIS IS NOT THE PENIS MUSEUM
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont know if i can help myself
 sparename: "PLEASE DUMB DOWN THERE"
Image 237347   03-14-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
320
 
 Christina: Kill it! Kill it with yodeling!
 Ulillillia: @El hefe I'm club-fuckin'-footed!
 El hefe: ACK! ACK, ACK!
Image 237346   03-14-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
473
 
 dangerkeith3000: Prunella Scales sounds like a Disney villain.
 Robespierre: Her scales need pruning
 Spazstatic: Heh, "waterways"
 Mad Collager: You get there by going the back way.
 tib gubb: still accurate
 Ulillillia: Almost... Almost... There we are.
 Shay: Jolly good time.
Image 237345   03-14-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
422
 
 VeeKay: They found corporal punishment wasn't working in schools, so they went to capital punishment.
 Side Boob: I know it's not a popular opinion, but that is a good looking FAL.
 Mad Collager: Remember, every time you make a spelling mistake, the errorists win.
 mexican: Crocs AND plaid? Holy shit this guy is a menace.
 WTF: "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the teacher now!"
 tib gubb: @Scoo those pants. yikes.
 Scoo: This is the Republican wet dream, except for that one uncomfortable detail
 Mr. Shine: "I can't FAL this class!"
Image 237344   03-14-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
447
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob My handwriting is in a no. 6 font typically. I could totally fit more than 255 characters on this page.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @sparename me too!! i thought i was the only one. so convincingly that when i was at a friends garage he tbought a battery he had on charge was cooking out.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
 Scoo: True story: years ago I worked in a sensor development group, and one of standard design acceptance procedures was the False Alarm Rate Test.
 tib gubb: impressive
 sparename: I sometimes fart battery-acid, or so it seems
 Side Boob: Why is there a character limit on a sheet of paper?
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd frame this were I the guilty party
 WTF: You could literally see the stink lines and everything.
Image 237343   03-14-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
447
 
 Eleftheros: @Side Boob said every fan
 Side Boob: I love the show but hate the fans.
Image 237342   03-14-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
784
 
 karmakat: pleeeeease...I am starving!
 Side Boob: How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort.
Image 237341   03-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
360
 
 a robot: I'm more interested in those minimalist garden gnome paintings on the wall behind the sign
 charlemagne: we'll see about that
 Mad Collager: Of course, in the current harassment climate, the "touchless" car wash down the street is doing great.
 El hefe: Old fashioned car wash
 Scoo: Your mom begs to differ
 Side Boob: Giggity
Image 237340   03-14-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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