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244485  OldKentuckyShark: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.

244475  Christina: Some wear them better.

244476  Christina: Catdrone.

244472  OldKentuckyShark: Go home, Doug

244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

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244406 Side Boob: Same.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

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244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

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 Mr Bleak: Rest in peace sir. "We all knew hes been on borrowed time for the last 50 years, and even though I thought it would never come as a shock when he eventually shuffled off to the great singularity in the sky it..., well, it still is. I feel like a torch that was helping shine a small light on the deepest darkest places of our understanding of the universe has just gone dark."
 hajjpodge: We don't deserve folks like Hawking.
 VeeKay: Trump: Space Force! Hawkins: "Nurse, just unplug this please".
 mexican: The world is quiet here.
 Dr Awkward: I glad that he was one of the very few scientists given the respect and attention they deserve.
 Science: Considering he wasn't supposed to live past 1965-66, I'd say he did pretty damn well.
 Ulillillia: RIP Austin Powers
 Robespierre: The Brain
 ignatz: Extraordinary man..
 Spazstatic: The saddest Pi Day of our lives.
 ping: The Universe will miss you Stephen.
Image 237349   03-14-18   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
618
 
 Greek Fire: For the Empire!
 Skaalar: @mexican The Whoahmans!? No no, the ROmans.
 mexican: Are you a bad enough dude to conquer territory for the Romans?
Image 237348   03-14-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
613
 
 XLY: don't dumb open inside
 tib gubb: we need a lot more of this sign in society
 mexican: Go be dumb somewhere else.
 Dr Awkward: I'm giving a midterm today. I should post this sign in the classroom.
 WTF: Not in the USA.
 barfolomew: ALSO THIS IS NOT THE PENIS MUSEUM
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont know if i can help myself
 sparename: "PLEASE DUMB DOWN THERE"
Image 237347   03-14-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
320
 
 Christina: Kill it! Kill it with yodeling!
 Ulillillia: @El hefe I'm club-fuckin'-footed!
 El hefe: ACK! ACK, ACK!
Image 237346   03-14-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
473
 
 dangerkeith3000: Prunella Scales sounds like a Disney villain.
 Robespierre: Her scales need pruning
 Spazstatic: Heh, "waterways"
 Mad Collager: You get there by going the back way.
 tib gubb: still accurate
 Ulillillia: Almost... Almost... There we are.
 Shay: Jolly good time.
Image 237345   03-14-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
422
 
 VeeKay: They found corporal punishment wasn't working in schools, so they went to capital punishment.
 Side Boob: I know it's not a popular opinion, but that is a good looking FAL.
 Mad Collager: Remember, every time you make a spelling mistake, the errorists win.
 mexican: Crocs AND plaid? Holy shit this guy is a menace.
 WTF: "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the teacher now!"
 tib gubb: @Scoo those pants. yikes.
 Scoo: This is the Republican wet dream, except for that one uncomfortable detail
 Mr. Shine: "I can't FAL this class!"
Image 237344   03-14-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
447
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob My handwriting is in a no. 6 font typically. I could totally fit more than 255 characters on this page.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @sparename me too!! i thought i was the only one. so convincingly that when i was at a friends garage he tbought a battery he had on charge was cooking out.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
 Scoo: True story: years ago I worked in a sensor development group, and one of standard design acceptance procedures was the False Alarm Rate Test.
 tib gubb: impressive
 sparename: I sometimes fart battery-acid, or so it seems
 Side Boob: Why is there a character limit on a sheet of paper?
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd frame this were I the guilty party
 WTF: You could literally see the stink lines and everything.
Image 237343   03-14-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
447
 
 Eleftheros: @Side Boob said every fan
 Side Boob: I love the show but hate the fans.
Image 237342   03-14-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
784
 
 karmakat: pleeeeease...I am starving!
 Side Boob: How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort.
Image 237341   03-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
360
 
 a robot: I'm more interested in those minimalist garden gnome paintings on the wall behind the sign
 charlemagne: we'll see about that
 Mad Collager: Of course, in the current harassment climate, the "touchless" car wash down the street is doing great.
 El hefe: Old fashioned car wash
 Scoo: Your mom begs to differ
 Side Boob: Giggity
Image 237340   03-14-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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