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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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Score:
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 Mumbles: @Hyphae No, but I do take issue with the sloppy edits.
 wolfpk: I would pay that driver everything I had to pull up to every church in town (making sure sign is visible and seen by those inside) and leave a box on the doorstep. The box bing empty might make the joke better.
 Hyphae: Ok, so no one cares that whoever took this picture is riding down the highway in a shopping cart?
 FabricMan: Follow me to the Penis Museum!
 Scoo: If this van's a rockin', please come a knockin'
 Yam: Dont worry, it comes in a very discrete package!
Image 237225   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
516
 
 ping: Velcro has its uses.
 Christina: Rotate right.
Image 237224   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
2109
 
 ping: @mexican SAD button here: #84186 @Annoying Vegan MEGARAD button is here: #237612
 Ulillillia: @mexican Also Fad buttons for the stuff like "change my mind"
 mexican: @Annoying Vegan We still need Sad and Mad buttons as well
 Annoying Vegan : We really need a MEGARAD button.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: haHA! i just radded this twice. i think.
 Catcat: Well fuck me, that's fantastic!
 Dr Awkward: Strong work.
 Scoo: @a robot @ping Purple's a fruit
 Prostata: That's some great work right there! YUM!
 ping: @a robot Purple.
 a robot: What flavor is Mascot, anyway?
 ping: Om nom nom.
 fanny: is Mascot gluten free? Made with free range eggs? Nut free? (I don't care, Mascot is delicious!)
 Peter Pantsless: And where does Cake live? In a cup, natch
Image 237223   03-13-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
628
 
 nathan: Attention-seeker.
 Yam: We need more of this.
 Peter Pantsless: You got it buddy
Image 237222   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
255
 
 jochenau: I saw a couple of these in Japan. One was rusted through pretty badly and is probably more likely to kill you than whatever you're trying to escape from...
 theaquaman: Group Home Clinic
 Ulillillia: Fire, wheee!
Image 237221   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
540
 
 Amy Housewine: It's the Spife of Lice.
 mexican: @Derp Herpigan Forget the L, where the fuck do you get a Y out of that mess?
 Shay: You call that a spife? THIS is a spife.
 Phum Munts: I will spoon you fork knife
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Where does the D come from?(Not that kind of D...)
 Robespierre: When Venn Diagrams Go Bad, hosted by Sheriff Jon Bunnell...
 Peter Pantsless: I see you've splayd "knifey-spoony" before
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan shouldn't it be a knoork? Sporfe? Fifen?
 Derp Herpigan: Where does the L come from?
Image 237220   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
645
 
 carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 twenty4: @fanny I assure you I really needn't
 fanny: @Robespierre why not both!
 Robespierre: @fanny Links, or patties?
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha gross
 fanny: you should see his sausage underwear!
 Robespierre: Dressed For Excess
 barfolomew: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Image 237219   03-13-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
551
 
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Hyphae: Where is the version with the same main title, but says "An Absolutely Serious Coloring Book" for a subtitle?
 Dr Awkward: "Mommy Cries because you drink" is a little more dark.
 Side Boob: What about the Xanax, mommy?
Image 237218   03-13-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
622
 
 Sadpygmy: I hope that's a girl horse
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!
 funy speling: That's a lol generator
 sparename: Slingback riding
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend into bondage?
 El hefe: Reverse Catherine the Great
Image 237217   03-13-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
634
 
 Yam: Id watch a cartoon about these guys.
 Robespierre: Nice Moonmoon Lamp ya got there, buster
 itskando: #team
Image 237216   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
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