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263152  tib gubb: this is funnier to me than it should be

263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263039 dangerkeith3000: Oh, Homey!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose



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 Butcherboy: Youll get charged with assault and battery@Peter Pantsless
 yawgmoth: @ping - if it were using Samsung batteries, it might explode!
 ping: Will it go off with a bang? Or will the hammer just dent the bottom of the battery? Stay tuned for more excruciatingly predicable outcomes.
 Mr. Shine: Copper-topped instead of copper jacketed?
 epitasis: @Christina maybe but no
 Peter Pantsless: The opposite of "stopping power"
 El hefe: *pew *pew
 VeeKay: "Power comes from the barrel of a gun". Mao Zedong
 Christina: Will it fit? Will it be fired?
Image 237213   03-13-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
475
 
 Shay: Boys Don't Drive
 VeeKay: Not the cure for anything
Image 237212   03-13-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
630
 
 Fiveninety: @Felicity yes it is.. and for those here who have not experienced Windows 93, go to windows93 dot net
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: *double click*
 trelyate: I don't trust dolphins, they are the assholes of the sea
 bromide: Is that from Windows 93?
 Side Boob: seems legit...
 Christina: That is where I would hide the porn.
 Ulillillia: If I came back as a dolphin would you listen to me then
Image 237211   03-13-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
804
 
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan Pushover! (Me too)
 Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.
 Teechur: I couldn't figure out which color to be, so I am them all.
 Side Boob: Hello sweetie! *pets and gives food*
Image 237210   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Joseph
Image 237209 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namename. Your image was bad, namename.
Score:
872
 
 Mr Bleak: @trelyate Your remains will be arrested and charged.
 aoaoaoao: DO NOT FEED HALLUCINOGENS TO THE AGGRO-GATORS
 trelyate: what if I'm on hallucinogens and get eaten buy the alligators?
 El hefe: Doesn't say anything about the crocodiles
 Yam: @funny in the wall These austerity measures have gone too far
 fanny: Yes. They get all crazy and keep uploading pictures of themselves.
 funny in the wall: @Yam probably a waste of hallucinogens.
 Teechur: Give them to the rangers, instead.
 Yam: ... Why not?
Image 237208   03-13-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Image 237207 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. Boo, Vanna.
Score:
219
 
 barfolomew: Nice! I'm bringing my phone to the strip club!
 Ulillillia: Subtle shade of peach, well, it's a start
 DrNinjaman: Better take this to the casino!
Image 237206   03-13-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
551
 
 bug: Look, Bambi... I know you've got a sad story and all, but you've been sofa surfing for years now. It's time you find a real job and move out man.
 funny in the wall: looks like it farted
 itskando: @illBilliam On the carpet? Do you want ticks? Because This is how we get ticks!
 illBilliam: Sure real cute, too bad it's loaded with parasites.
 Life Whacker: Oh deer.
Image 237205   03-13-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
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 Dresdenkeogh: @ping and briefly
 Shay: He was always fine with anything.
 trelyate: Heat Miser's college years
 ping: @Dresdenkeogh ...on fire.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful what you say; he's a hot head
 El hefe: My jack-o-lantern this year
 Christina: Take advantage of your friend's demonic possession by warming yourself.
 cenecia: Sit down. Be Humble.
 Dresdenkeogh: He died as he lived
 charlemagne: always got to get dave the devil down the park on cold nights
Image 237204   03-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
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