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268768  charlemagne: never trust any foodstuff that asks you to eat it

268773  SuedeOxford: See backside

268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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Score:
326
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @ping and briefly
 Shay: He was always fine with anything.
 trelyate: Heat Miser's college years
 ping: @Dresdenkeogh ...on fire.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful what you say; he's a hot head
 El hefe: My jack-o-lantern this year
 Christina: Take advantage of your friend's demonic possession by warming yourself.
 cenecia: Sit down. Be Humble.
 Dresdenkeogh: He died as he lived
 charlemagne: always got to get dave the devil down the park on cold nights
Image 237204   03-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
590
 
 trelyate: the best kind of correct!
 funny in the wall: you're better off dating an incarcerated felon than a guy who brags about living in a gated community.
 Teechur: He didn't mention that he hangs around in bars all night.
Image 237203   03-13-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
752
 
 99.9 Percent: I was capybara before it was cool, yes.
 Christina: *urge to boop intensifies*
 Peach: She Met Him on the Internet... He said He Lived in a Gate Community
Image 237202   03-13-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
659
 
 Science: Might as well be a one-party system - The Rich.
 DrinkMixMan: @jochenau @hajjpodge I'm probably what you would call a social democrat myself so I understand. But while I don't think the Democrats are any kind of paragon of virtue, I find this kind of a false equivocation that's not very useful
 hajjpodge: @DrinkMixMan Its a matter of education. Informing people of the alternatives and getting them involved in the political process. We can and must do better than capitalism. Neither of these parties are going to be the vehicles of true transformation so we need to create and advocate for an alternative. I'm a socialist and member of DSA, so that's what I do when I'm not posting.
 jochenau: @DrinkMixMan For me it's not apathy so much as a feeling of disenfranchisement from there being no viable parties/candidates representing anything close to my values and interests.
 DrinkMixMan: So where do repealing net neutrality and robbing social programs blind fall on this diagram?
 Robespierre: What we needed was a Fen Diagram of The Swamp
 ping: Thank you label that reminds me how Venn diagrams work.
 isosceleswaffle: Sad tag desperately needed.
 itskando: @Sadbot We were all like "Russia, you gonna just let the UK accuse you like that - say somethin!" They thought for a moment. They didn't have the nerve.
 Christina: @DrinkMixMan We are supposed to get into debates here, and you seem to be right.
 DrinkMixMan: I know we're not supposed to get into debates here, but isn't this the sort of overly simplistic apathy that caused so many people to sit out the last election?
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall when I say "left" I mean the left side of the diagram, not the real left.
 funny in the wall: don't forget institutionalized racism in the middle and some token identity politics on the left
 Christina: Is the Communist party still outlawed in US?
 Sadbot: This must be outdated, I thought Republicans loved Russia now
 Ulillillia: Better get your bathroom breeding more Bolsheviks
 Yam: Yeah pretty much.
Image 237201   03-13-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
708
 
 ping: Kitteh is into yoga.
 Christina: Kitteh is interested in American politics.
 Scoo: Kitteh is intrigued by your interesting brand of crazy
Image 237200   03-13-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
268
 
 Christina: I like my bread soft as a cushion but that is ridiculous.
 barfolomew: Blizzard day in Boston
Image 237199   03-13-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
816
 
 minimum max: @sparename ummmmmm
 Peter Pantsless: Better than giving hallucinogens to alligators, I suppose
 Side Boob: :catdrugs:
 wolfpk: That is one high kitty
 sparename: You could've prevented this by spraying the table with WD-40..
 magicmormon: Aaaahhh, thas good nip man..
Image 237198   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
250
 
 carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?
 toolbag: Called a wakllkboard, and yes, house painters are very brave people
 cybeq: @funny in the wall Yeah, I would use it. There's a bit of a crux where you climb onto the shelf from the ladder, but only an E2 at worst..
 propro: The umbrella at the upper left corner looks a bit like a penis
 funny in the wall: frankly, I do not see anything wrong with this. isn't that shelf thing being used properly?
 Christina: Safety thirst.
 VeeKay: Subtle voyeurism.
 The Bees: Days since last accident:.. uhh...
Image 237197   03-13-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
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 Christina: @sparename You can say "bitch" in friendly spaceship.
 sparename: Well. YOUR girlfriend's a bit of a dog
Image 237196   03-13-18   Uploaded by    gumble
Score:
255
 
 Peter Pantsless: This is so you can sag your pants without showing everyone your ass
 sparename: High-class store where someone left some very neat bullet-holes
 VeeKay: Gopnik bridalwear
 Scoo: Chav Formalwear
Image 237195   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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