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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 charlemagne: @jazzjunkie I tried an american style healthy tea once, it tasted like a watery indian pale ale to me
 jazzjunkie: @charlemagne I still think it's weirder to add hops to tea than catnip.
 Whatever: @Spazstatic Fact: tea bags are a good source of fiber
 a robot: ???? #237130
 Ulillillia: @fanny And I miss @SunWukong reminding us that he likes butt horn :(
 a robot: I live like 15 minutes from the Celestial Seasonings factory. The tour is kinda cool. The guides dare you to go into the "mint room" and take a big sniff. Also there's a big sign that says "tea bagging"
 fanny: @Ulillillia seriously! ive been missing @hat thrab's awesome uploads for months :(
 DrNinjaman: catnip?
 Spazstatic: The trick to get the vitamins is to actually eat the tea bag. The contents too.
 Shay: Kosher?
 charlemagne: @jazzjunkie @Derp Herpigan it's catnip
 Ulillillia: I miss @theexplainer. They need to redo the Runaway Train video, only with missing Aggronauts
 Derp Herpigan: @jazzjunkie now would be a perfect time for Red Circle to show us what to look for.
 jazzjunkie: Hops?
Image 237111   03-12-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
854
 
 cenecia: No problem, I limit outdoor exposure anyway.
 wolfpk: Screw it, let's do this! All or nothing!!!
 DrNinjaman: Just need some Radaway
 Nope: I have a weighted blanket is that the same?
 Not A Bot: It's this or death. CHOOSE!
 Derp Herpigan: Well, I got the limited outdoor exposure down pat, the lead undergarments are a bit uncomfortable.
Image 237110   03-12-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
437
 
 mexican: Sorry, can't rad this. Jpeg artifacts and the image being made 2/3rds of text prevent any other action.
 square44: how does he handle high RAD levels?
 Nope: @Shay Dont you dare fat shame a pupper!
 Ulillillia: Kill me, Pete
 Shay: Maybe if immunity dog lose some weight first, then we'll talk.
Image 237109   03-12-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
1219
 
 frankie: Awesome as always but the lack of purple is palpable.
 ping: @Zukero Well spotted. It's a brown book with a RAD sticker on the cover but, since all but the sticker is hidden... uh... yes it's a RAD button.
 Zukero: @ping is that a RAD button in the mascot's hand? If so, count my RADvote double!
 antipatterns: This one's okay.
 Whatever: Obviously they had to deport the Statue of Liberty - she was French, probably didnt have a green card, and blocked Trumps views of his tower.
 Not A Bot: Somehow this image pulls me in, I'm there with my hand in the cool river water, one of the most tranquil moments of my life.
 Ulillillia: Bring me your tired, your poor, your green Aggronauts
 Prostata: you rock, ping
 a robot: In Mascot we trust
 Teechur: @ping the airplane with banner is a nice touch
 Volwen: I'm with her.
Image 237108   03-12-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: It almost always says 'INVALID' you nin-com-poop!
 DrNinjaman: I changed mine to apple chompers fail
 itskando: @Volwen you too!
 itskando: Okay but stop telling people
 Volwen: I changed mine to *********
Image 237107   03-12-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
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 Side Boob: USS Constitution is the only active US Navy vessel that has sank an enemy ship. :P
 Whatever: FYI - She sails every Fourth of July to turn her around at her dock so she will weather evenly
 Winterneuro: Yup! Thats Boston in the background. the tallest blue building on the left of the boat is the John Hancock building near Copley Square
 wolfpk: Is that "Old Ironsides" (USS Constitution)? I have read that it is still officially in "active service" and is still sea worthy. Now days it is just for show of course.
Image 237106   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
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 scribbs: ...COBBLER!
 wolfpk: Can't be as bad as those "chicken and waffles" Lays. Holy cow did those SUCK!
 a robot: why
Image 237105   03-12-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
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 Shay: Today's weirdo item
 Ulillillia: @Butcherboy Whatever you do, don't
 Butcherboy: What the hell does a Red check mark mean?
Image 237104   03-12-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
103
 
 PenguinBartender: Rad for not showing the poster anywhere in the photo. I'm betting she's also a treasure.
 Largehand: Its theoretically possible that hes an incredibly nice person who is a genius, volunteers a lot, and is super-talented
 Warrax: You should really switch to a different pillow.
 dangerkeith3000: He could actually be president one day. I mean, Trump did it.
 UltraBeverly: Why do they obscure the names? They're on instagram for Pete's sake. Stupid.
 BavidDowie: Why pre-fill your face with punch-shrapnel?
 sparenamelaptopdied: What's the worsts thing?
 DrNinjaman: I scream, you scream, we all scream for eye tattoos!
 Kaviri: 15 yikes
 wolfpk: Greatest thing!? Man have you had a lousy life!
 a robot: You should dust more often, it's getting cobwebby in there
 charlemagne: hey babe, do you want to get back at your dad for never buying you a horse
 lebron: There is someone for everyone, I guess.
 Prostata: all her friends are saying "oh honey..."
Image 237103   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
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 nerdhulk: @TurkeyVulture Same here
 iamthewalrus: would be cool if that was actually a safe pass, with hundreds of hiding alligators trained to eat anyone not opening the lock with the key.
 BavidDowie: *picks lock*
 DrNinjaman: Long Pond freaky people need not apply.
 TurkeyVulture: Sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside. Huh.
Image 237102   03-12-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
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