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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 ping: @fanny Also, as i have discovered, 'Astronaut' and 'Fashion Accessory' depending on pose.
 joxxuh: @fanny got one in the oven..
 carpwoman: Subtle.
 fanny: I thought Mascot was cake!
 San DoDo: Completely baked
Image 237072   03-12-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
402
 
 Bohab: I prefer sherinian...
 Dank Means: Dream Theater rocks!
 Ihminen: Do they sell Portnoy or Magini or is it both?
 jazzjunkie: Darn it, I ordered a Weird Al!
Image 237071   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
449
 
 Not A Bot: one unit of b1 for every ten units of sugar
 gumble: Take a look at my horse / She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) / Not much of a horse / I never seem to win a lot
 WTF: Wish you were her!
 gumble: @antipatterns Sorry I came in late. Would you mind repeating that again?
 jazzjunkie: ## Liberty be a lady tonight... ##
 Hyphae: ... Damnit, you mean she's taken? You know what they say, Hyphae, shoulda put a ring on it... I wonder if that Justice chick is available...
 PenguinBartender: @antipatterns By repeating yourself, would you say you're conforming to a pattern of sorts?
 antipatterns: I'm repeating myself, but destroy all icons, burn them in a heap, and make Merlin and magic come back
Image 237070   03-12-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
318
 
 antipatterns: Trust me, no amount of memes will get you friends
Image 237069   03-12-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
416
 
 sparename: Mustang Silly, now baby
 Ulillillia: 100 mpg
Image 237068   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
195
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Bran, you need to get out more.
 Dreforian: Just your Everyday CRT! Nothing to see here!
 PenguinBartender: Entirely innocent, I'm sure.
 Ulillillia: O O
Image 237067   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
381
 
 Himesama: Sweet wrestling moves bro
 wolfpk: Racoon porn or XXX trash panda.
 Ulillillia: Heimlich
 Not A Bot: An M1A1 driving onto a truck to be taken back to its berth
Image 237066   03-12-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
738
 
 Darmstadtium: Classic Esteban!
 Not A Bot: What's the point of utensils if you're just gonna shove the whole steak in your mouth you troglodyte?
 Hyphae: "Ok, fine, lets get you to define 'nightmare'" "'Nightmare': a brief respite from the unending horrors of the realities of life"
Image 237065   03-12-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
570
 
 DrNinjaman: Boys be fappin'
 gumble: @jazzjunkie @jazzjunkie Allow me to translate. Across the Atlantic, 'bird' means 'horse'
 jazzjunkie: @Wooden Spoon #164469
 beckybecky: They must really have a lot of mucus when they masturbate
 Wooden Spoon: @jazzjunkie: what exactly do you mean by bird?
 jazzjunkie: My bird absolutely loves tearing tissue paper to smithereens.
 antipatterns: Be happy you have produced healthy virile sons
 dangerkeith3000: Just go on the walls or the floor like a normal person.
 Rev80: A truly sneaky boy will use the gaps between the couch cushions.. just sayin'
 Hyphae: @Jesse P empty nuts syndrome?
 Amy Housewine: 'Hank'
 Jesse P: Ah yes, the good old days. Now a box of Kleenex lasts me two years.
Image 237064   03-12-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
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 waaaaaat: Who's a sneaky boy?
 Hyphae: Brindle-boop!
Image 237063   03-12-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
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