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267927  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Oh, fok ye, Aunt Roberta.

268807  Knice: Rusty Tool is my porn name.

268817  sparename: You say yes, I say no, You say stop and I say go go go, oh no, You say goodbye and I say hello

268686  wolfpk: I would think that would lead to public indecency charges, but I'm still in!

268809  Skinr: ROFLCOPTER

268808  Amy Housewine: Somebody should count the doots.

268811  Amy Housewine: Fight me you long-lunged bitch.

268812  Amy Housewine: @Knice I knew as soon as I saw it that someone in particular would like this one.

268699  wolfpk: What's the matter? What he said sounds mostly accurate. (I'm not sure about the sex parties in the Oval Office)

268806  FabricMan: "The Italian plumber is gone? Hooray!"

268772  FabricMan: @Felicity She's already been to rehab a few times

268736  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268800  Teechur: y ru so upside down?

268806  Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday

268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 petepuma: Does anyone know where the nail polish remover is?
 addend: "PURR... PURR... If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
Image 237008   03-12-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
630
 
 Ulillillia: @seahawks why not?
 seahawks: @Ulillillia why?
 SaltLick: @Beef Supreme that's what she said
 Beef Supreme: "I can operate the levers of your machine without stopping to question the futility of doing so."
 westerner: "I shall describe myself...through interpretative dance!" *starts dancing/is sent home immediately*
 Ulillillia: @charlemagne I don't mind
 tib gubb: "I can follow simple directions." "Welcome aboard."
 charlemagne: I once told the interviewer I liked long walks on the beach and the colour purple for this same question. still got the job, mind
Image 237007   03-12-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
622
 
 petepuma: THOR'S MIGHTY BOSCH
 Robespierre: Durable goods
 Mr. Lizard: This engine block heats up big time
 a robot: The sign said "open range" but you didn't pay attention!
 MikeWhiskey: BEWARE! FALLING MAJOR APPLIANCES AHEAD
Image 237006   03-12-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
403
 
 Not A Bot: Also breaking a rotator cuff
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure not to confuse the poop medicines.
 petepuma: The glasses one should be written larger.
 addend: Swallowed a razor? No worries - It's just like having a runny nose.
 iamthewalrus: Why you have a list of all my dancing names?!
 charlemagne: why are they all full of bleach tablets and unsigned wills
 barfolomew: First aid closet at JPL.
 Kaviri: I would like to smoke some cannabis.
 fumbduck: All of the above.
 westerner: I done my back in?
Image 237005   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
372
 
 DrinkMixMan: You're right. *Lights flaming bag of poop.*
 dangerkeith3000: Yes but is 'read' in the present or past tense? I would first assume past tense, but I am still reading it after I read the word 'read' by reading the 2nd sentence which is also on the doormat.
 Christina: No more social interaction.
 addend: (Wipes shoes. Moves on.)
Image 237004   03-12-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
375
 
 Christina: @Derp Herpigan 7 8 9
 dangerkeith3000: What happened to the iPhone A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V, & W?
 Derp Herpigan: @Christina What happened to Windows 9?
 Mad Collager: @Christina It was considered a big "Nope" in Germany.
 Christina: What happened to iPhone 9?
Image 237003   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
331
 
 Starky15: No droids allowed
 petepuma: Help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope of not paying the cover charge
 Cyka: Club Obi-Wan, I wonder if he means club old Ben.
Image 237002   03-12-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
501
 
 dangerkeith3000: Looks NOTHING like James Earl Jones
 Mad Collager: I'll have two scoops of Darth Chocolate Ripple, please.
 jimbiscuit: This ice cream makes me sith.
Image 237001   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
664
 
 Annoying Vegan : What a sweetheart! And the one little white sock!
 Christina: Heart of gold.
 Robespierre: "I didn't do it"
Image 237000   03-12-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
342
 
 SuedeOxford: @Stumpwiz I hardly know 'er.
 Stumpwiz: I was going to ask, "Avro Lancaster?" But I'm late.
 Mad Collager: Man: Honey! I can't find my wellingtons! Woman: Will a Lancaster do?
 petepuma: Welcome to the North by Northwest suite
 mrwiffler: Lancasters are nice.
 Mr. Shine: "INCOMING!!!!!"
 Kaviri: I call this one 'Limitless Impossibilities on Woodprint'.
Image 236999   03-12-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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