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249621  cenecia: Hey Doc... I don't feel so good...

249655  Air Biscuit: Best let sleeping and slithering things lie.

249643  Dresdenkeogh: Lorenzo's Oil.

249646  Dresdenkeogh: One tells only lies. The other only truth.

249647  Dresdenkeogh: Donald Duck/ Donald.... F$%#

249650  Dresdenkeogh: We sprinkle a bunch of oxy's in with the feed.

249643  charlemagne: a series of unfortunate events

248579  Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman Those are "pinch pots" not remekins - and I have six of those, and a dozen or so ramekins. To the best of my knowledge, none of them fornicate.

248584  Mr Bleak: @Psymon Even then - you should see the bill traffic wardens presented Richard III with.

248626  Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I know what you mean, but historically they have been treated pretty well - housed, fed, medically treated, protected from predators. It's only in recent times and the advent of factory production that life has become rather nasty. And don't forget: if everyone stopped eating chickens and eggs their population would probably be zero within a decade ...

249654  Yurishiro: Full tactical team at work

249591  Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249651  Mr. Whiskers: @Dr. Bathroom Get it?

249578  Christina: 49548532856245283351219 won't you need my real name too?

248626  Yurishiro: @Mr Bleak well yeah ok but in the end I think I would go for better life for the individuals instead of higher quantity of individuals.

249592  Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.

249637  Air Biscuit: "How do you even have a drivers license?"

249651  Dr. Bathroom: Ha! Get it?!

249643  Air Biscuit: Gone in 60 seconds

249644  Air Biscuit: Maybe its time to stop enjoying everything, grow up and be an angry jerk cat...

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249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249346 sparename: @jochenau I suppose any generic dish-washing stuff will do, I can't remember the chemistry but can remember the smell. Though a quick internet search reveals, yet again, that I may have been disillusioned for all these years.. Was it Fairy Liquid and vinegar? Or did we just make some other noxious, colourful gaseous mayhem? Addendum.. just bleach and vinegar.. can't remember what we did with Fairy Liquid, then

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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Score:
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 petepuma: I laugh every time at this same joke
 morakdais: Just DrewToothpaste things
 Ulillillia: That guy's pretty funny, he should get an account here
 WTF: The Donkey farm it's next door!
 Yurishiro: GET A JOB
 Robespierre: Drew's at it again. Try ropin' 'im, Moonmoon!
Image 236932   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
357
 
 Spazstatic: @wolfpk High Plains desert?
 wolfpk: Try gusts of 52 mph, low humidity, and virtually no rain for two months. That was what it was three days ago where I live!
Image 236931   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
238
 
 Spazstatic: @VeeKay I'm not entirely sure what you're saying, but I love it.
 gumble: @TurkeyVulture I thought that was you!
 Dr Awkward: Daryl looks terrible for 65. He looks like a Dedman.
 TurkeyVulture: For the record, propped ettiquite requires cutting your 4 feetfrom the center of your neighbor's garden hose, not the end.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Thanks for that bs spaceship
 VeeKay: Sales of spaghetti jars, switcherino gauze, hot glue guns and air line projected to sky rocket. Investment opportunity abound say local whipped cream guys.
 crunchymush: The local vicar here was wondering why the church (which is behind the Woolworths carpark) garden hose was getting progressively shorter over time.
Image 236930   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
224
 
 LKoroton: M'Nero
 VeeKay: M'lady
 Yurishiro: "Uuh sir? Your beard is falling off..." "Nevermind that! Just keep sculpting!"
 smusher: It is Dies Mercurii, my dudes
 Shay: St. Fedora: Patron saint of neckbeards
 dobbiesdoogs: i didn't know they had internet forums back then
Image 236929   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
290
 
 savvoy: Go ahead, jump. It's over there. Trust me.
 LKoroton: My visit to the Canyon, ruined
 Robespierre: The Void, illustrated
Image 236928   03-11-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
420
 
 Not A Bot: Everyone is missing the point of the image that being gay or having a gay friend makes you infallible.
 Not A Bot: el chupacabra on his way to a seminar
 DrNinjaman: Go for the balls
 Shay: Unless your name is Eddy Gordo, kiss your ass goodybe kid.
 VeeKay: Throw yourself on the floor and pray the bear has heard of the 5 second rule.
Image 236927   03-11-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
198
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau If Amazon don't have a Dash Button for it yet, then they will, they will...
 jochenau: A button that results in freshly-baked bread? Sign me up!
Image 236926   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
880
 
 VeeKay: Unpeeled mandarin.
 BavidDowie: Jaunty!
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you
Image 236925   03-11-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
685
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: You have a better grasp of perspective than you think
 Uncle Phil: If only Bob Ross were alive, he would tell this guy the truth: He can draw.
 mexican: Good enough.
 VeeKay: Coedine phosphate 60 mg tablet 4 times a day with food. Do not exceed 240 mg in a 24 hour period.
 Yurishiro: Plot twist, he can never win or lose, just draw.
 Robespierre: I recognize this hand ... Spamusement, amirite?
 hajjpodge: Graphic design is my passion.
Image 236924   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
238
 
 wolfpk: This would actually make more sense.
 Not A Bot: Y u do this
 Yurishiro: Some people jusr want to watch the world burn. While eating a bucket of hands.
 Robespierre: Mark Fuckerberg, I presume...
 flatluigi: Some people, eh?
Image 236923   03-11-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
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