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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood



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 Spazstatic: @wolfpk High Plains desert?
 wolfpk: Try gusts of 52 mph, low humidity, and virtually no rain for two months. That was what it was three days ago where I live!
Image 236931   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
238
 
 Spazstatic: @VeeKay I'm not entirely sure what you're saying, but I love it.
 gumble: @TurkeyVulture I thought that was you!
 Dr Awkward: Daryl looks terrible for 65. He looks like a Dedman.
 TurkeyVulture: For the record, propped ettiquite requires cutting your 4 feetfrom the center of your neighbor's garden hose, not the end.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Thanks for that bs spaceship
 VeeKay: Sales of spaghetti jars, switcherino gauze, hot glue guns and air line projected to sky rocket. Investment opportunity abound say local whipped cream guys.
 crunchymush: The local vicar here was wondering why the church (which is behind the Woolworths carpark) garden hose was getting progressively shorter over time.
Image 236930   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
224
 
 LKoroton: M'Nero
 VeeKay: M'lady
 Baby Jesus: "Uuh sir? Your beard is falling off..." "Nevermind that! Just keep sculpting!"
 smusher: It is Dies Mercurii, my dudes
 Shay: St. Fedora: Patron saint of neckbeards
 dobbiesdoogs: i didn't know they had internet forums back then
Image 236929   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
290
 
 savvoy: Go ahead, jump. It's over there. Trust me.
 LKoroton: My visit to the Canyon, ruined
 Robespierre: The Void, illustrated
Image 236928   03-11-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
420
 
 Not A Bot: Everyone is missing the point of the image that being gay or having a gay friend makes you infallible.
 Not A Bot: el chupacabra on his way to a seminar
 DrNinjaman: Go for the balls
 Shay: Unless your name is Eddy Gordo, kiss your ass goodybe kid.
 VeeKay: Throw yourself on the floor and pray the bear has heard of the 5 second rule.
Image 236927   03-11-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
198
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau If Amazon don't have a Dash Button for it yet, then they will, they will...
 jochenau: A button that results in freshly-baked bread? Sign me up!
Image 236926   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
880
 
 VeeKay: Unpeeled mandarin.
 BavidDowie: Jaunty!
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you
Image 236925   03-11-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
685
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: You have a better grasp of perspective than you think
 Uncle Phil: If only Bob Ross were alive, he would tell this guy the truth: He can draw.
 mexican: Good enough.
 VeeKay: Coedine phosphate 60 mg tablet 4 times a day with food. Do not exceed 240 mg in a 24 hour period.
 logono: Plot twist, he can never win or lose, just draw.
 Robespierre: I recognize this hand ... Spamusement, amirite?
 hajjpodge: Graphic design is my passion.
Image 236924   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
238
 
 wolfpk: This would actually make more sense.
 Not A Bot: Y u do this
 guccigucci: Some people jusr want to watch the world burn. While eating a bucket of hands.
 Robespierre: Mark Fuckerberg, I presume...
 flatluigi: Some people, eh?
Image 236923   03-11-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
467
 
 savvoy: Watch me stuff this entire afghan into my cheek pouches
 Robespierre: Keep your teef off of my cabling, vile and vicious creature
Image 236922   03-11-18   Uploaded by    claphands
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