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272710  Mr. Butt: @Bluetocracy Nobody tell her that "muad'dib" means "mouse."

272707  trelyate: Elmo knows where you live!

272685  Otterman: I could be a cat person for this fellow.

272700  Otterman: (Clown nose sound)

272710  Bluetocracy: the spice...

272711  MrBoffo: Admiration dogsonified

272716  MrBoffo: Socially aggressive

272715  MrBoffo: Socially depressive

272709  Wumph Morms: Dwarf Fortress 3D

272707  WTF: "K... K is for 'I'm going to KILL you for cutting me off!'"

272708  WTF: Hear no evil, don't you see no evil, don't you lay no evil down on me (The Burn-ing Hell)

272700  El hefe: Shoot your web

272705  Littlecraftywolf: fuck you i was a member and there were thousands at least

272721  Nope: Man Jeff Foxworthy let himself go

272674  Mustyrats: Really? another screen shot?

272724  professional: $500?

272632  KingTrebek: [assistant to the regional]

272713  Dr. Bathroom: I ffffart in your general direction.

272707  Not A Bot: 'murica, 2086

272663  SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

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 Lumb Blombus: No, I'm not a model. I didn't even realise there was a photographer there at the time.
 Kaviri: Cameras tend to gravitate towards this cat.
 Robespierre: Feel the sleekenss
 Mr. Shine: Facit sejam!
Image 236813   03-11-18   Uploaded by    badger
 Jabberwikket: Dreaming of Olympic diving
 Weather: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE defenseless belly! Sir I'm going in!! Wait for back up!! Noooo
 addend: Uhhh... bedwetting?
 Father Goose: pugget
Image 236812   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 Knice: Return flight (or hindsight, if you prefer); #236970
 Kaviri: So this is what that Jose Saramago novel was about.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Teechur: Wait, you used your OWN piss? That's gross.
 addend: And that old man? ...Albert Blindstein.
 jochenau: This made my brain hurt. Maybe I should put pee in my ear so the dumb will come out of my brain and make me temporarily blind.
 DrNinjaman: 50% of people are below average. Some are quite a bit below.
 trucker: Have you been eating asparagus? You may have ureo-ragus syndrome. Drink lots of coffee and it will pass.
 White Rice: Everything about this both nauseated and saddened me.
 Knice: if you think you should piss in your eyes, you should definitely put piss in your eyes.
Image 236811   03-11-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
 Shay: We get it Dao; you vape.
 Kaviri: Paisley
 Skaalar: Awwwwww! Thats so cute and cool!
 drhenry: The unity of origin is the mystery of mysteries.
Image 236810   03-11-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 craftjunk: How much is that in NULS?
 Knice: Drat. *hastily dries gravel*
Image 236809   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 mexican: @Knice Some would consider that a fair trade.
 Kaviri: Washington, Washington. Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton.
 Sadpygmy: He seems nice
 Robespierre: Current leading entry to Yob-O-Rama
 trelyate: *swipes right*
 Robespierre: Someone's dream lover fetish
 Skaalar: @some guy No woman of lower birth can hope to keep pace with this modern day Heracles.
 itskando: And somehow I feel that you are lesser, despite your proclamations that you are more
 Teechur: Only one pound of peanut butter? Lightweight....
 addend: Not shown: Tall, flat-top cranium with crude surgical stitching all the way around.
 miller: How is this man still single??
 White Rice: Also, he is a genuine mummified price of Egypt, and companion to Archibald (king of the hobos)
 Knice: And yet is unable to whack off.
Image 236808   03-10-18   Uploaded by    let it go
 canada: There your problem, right there.
 jazzjunkie: Real estate developers already fighting over it.
 Kaviri: I took my love, I took it down.
 carpwoman: What makes me sad is there are probably cars under it.
 Robespierre: LA, tomorrow
 Mr. Shine: *puts it in 4WD, goes ahead*
 WTF: Who builds an eight lane highway and forgets to put in a tunnel?
 Teechur: Mother Nature expresses her disapproval.
 karmakat: THAT'S when nature if fed up.
 aristocat: "Continue on Highway TWO, SEVEN, TEEN for 4 miles. There is a TEN minute delay due to road obstruction ahead, but you are still on the fastest route."
 sassysass: Life, uh, finds a way.
 a robot: Mother nature says FUUUUUCK YOU
 Nope: im just gonna move over here now
Image 236807   03-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak "test vehicle", not "text vehicle". Stupid fingers.
 Mr Bleak: The Grand Tour moves up from the Toyota Hilux to a new text vehicle. Rules: No spare parts, it must fly away.
 Shay: "Oh honey, you're crazy, there's no gremlin outside there." Stupid bastards will learn their lessons...
 carpwoman: Well, there's your problem.
 Skaalar: @Scoo You are very correct! Most modern jets are designed to run on one turbine in case of mechanical failure.
 Teechur: If you can swim, please move to the right side of the airplane. If you can't swim, I'd like to thank you for flying Alitalia Airlines.
 Not Sam: That 'll buff right out.
 Skinr: "Fly. Don't look, just... fly. We got... somethin'. I ain't sayin' what it is, just... trust me."
 Scoo: Eh, you still got three good ones. Little rudder trim and you'll be fine.
Image 236806   03-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 Shay: The One Where I Still Refuse to Watch This Show
 barfolomew: Why doesn't Joey, the largest Friend, simply eat the other five?
 HermwoodLitmajor: That would also mean that every Friend is the best Friend and I totally agree!
 a robot: Every Friend is the worst friend
Image 236805   03-10-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
 petepuma: extreme danger!
 square44: "heat stroke possible with prolonged exposure"
Image 236804   03-10-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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